1.
|
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
|
|
|
Jubal Early
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Saffron
|
|
|
Badger
|
|
2.
|
Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
|
Simon
|
|
3.
|
Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere or the part where you have no clothes?
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
|
Saffron
|
|
|
Wash
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
4.
|
It's a train heist. See, we fly over the train car. The Captain and Zoe sneak in, we lower Jayne onto the car, and they bundle up the booty, and we haul 'em all back up. Easy as lyin'.
|
|
|
River
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
|
Simon
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
5.
|
My food is problematic.
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
|
Shepherd book
|
|
|
River
|
|
6.
|
Take me, sir. Take me hard.
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
7.
|
Well, yeah, last night I was. Had some mulled wine, pretty girl gave me a hat made out of a tree. Nobody said I was signing up to have and to hold.
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Wash
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
8.
|
Yes, sir, Cap'n Tight-Pants.
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
9.
|
And just so we're clear, under no circumstances will I be servicing you, or anyone who is under your employ.
|
|
|
Saffron
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
|
Nandi
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
10.
|
Damn you, Bridget. Damn you to Hades. You broke my heart in a million pieces. You made me love you and then you... I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Monty Reynolds
|
|
|
Rance Burgess
|
|
11.
|
This whole Captain thing isn't Zoe's trouble. It's the-guy-she-never-slept-with thing. Hell, Mal, I wish you had slept with her. Then at least she'd be over it.
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
|
Wash
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
12.
|
I'll be in my bunk.
|
|
|
Wash
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
13.
|
Whoo! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty in here.
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
|
Shepherd Coob
|
|
|
Jayne Cobb
|
|
14.
|
Been out of the world for a spell... like to walk it a while. Maybe bring the word to them as need it told.
|
|
|
River
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
|
Simon
|
|
|
Wash
|
|
15.
|
We can experiment. We might even get wild later and wash your face.
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
|
Wash
|
|
16.
|
Bester. Get your prairie harpy off my boat, and put us back in the air.
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
|
Wash
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
17.
|
Oh, let's see. We killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and now Zoe and the Captain are off springing the others that got snatched by the feds. Oh, here they are now.
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
River
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
18.
|
That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
|
Jayne Cobb
|
|
19.
|
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese - goslings! They were juggled.
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
|
Wash
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
20.
|
Did you ever read the works of Shan Yu?
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
21.
|
I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar.
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
|
Jubal Early
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Rance Burgess
|
|
22.
|
They don't know a damn thing. It's all over your face. I ain't even... I was gonna get me a ear, too. Aren't you an officer of the law? Well don't they teach you how to withstand interrogation? Can't even tell a damn lie.
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
|
Kaylee
|
|
23.
|
Because how you get there is the worthier part.
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
|
Inara
|
|
24.
|
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Zoe
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
25.
|
Everyone dies alone.
|
|
|
Jayne
|
|
|
Mal
|
|
|
Shepherd Book
|
|
|
Jubal Early
|
|