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We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land."
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Malcolm Reynolds
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Shepherd Derrial Book
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Jayne Cobb
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Hoban Washburne
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The Alliance has no quarrel with me. I supported Unification.
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Inara Serra
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Shepherd Book
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Saffron
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River Tam
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This is really not my area of expertise, Doctor. I tend to be putting these into people, more than the other thing.
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Mal Reynolds
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Hoban Washburne
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Jayne Cobb
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Zoe Washburne
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That there? Exactly the kind of diversion we coulda used.
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Simon
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Jayne
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Mal
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River
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If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
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Simon
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Jayne
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Mal
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Zoe
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We've done the impossible and that makes us mighty.
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Shepherd Book
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River
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Mal
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Zoe
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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Jayne
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Simon
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Jubal Early
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Kaylee
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Well, I'm so very sorry, sir. I guess the news that we're all gonna be purple and bloated and fetal in a few hours has made me little snippy.
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Wash
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Zoe
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Shepherd Book
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Mal
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The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.
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Mal
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Simon
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Inara
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Shepherd Book
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10.
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Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.
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Inara
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Jayne
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Kaylee
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River
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Marriage is hard work, Mal, I know it... That doesn't mean we should just give up... Sure, we've had our spats. Maybe I made some bad decisions along the way.
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Wash
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Zoe
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River
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Saffron
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We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
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Shepherd Book
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Kaylee
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Inara
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Mal
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I've beaten a lawman senseless. Fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong.
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Simon
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Mal
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Shepherd Book
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Zoe
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Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
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Badger
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Jubal Early
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Wash
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Bester
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I brought you some supper. But, if you'd *prefer* a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire. One has lepers.
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Jubal Early
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Inara
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Shepherd Book
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Simon
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You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?
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Wash
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Kaylee
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Zoe
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River
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What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?
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Mal
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Badger
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Rance Burgess
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Jayne Cobb
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Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right.
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Shepherd Book
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Mal
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Badger
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Jayne
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19.
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Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.
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Zoe
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Inara
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Nandi
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Inara
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20.
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Always thought the name Serenity had a vaguely funereal sound to it.
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Jubal Early
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Simon
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Zoe
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Kaylee
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21.
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She tried to seduce me too. You don’t play a player.
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Saffron
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Nandi
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Inara
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Shepherd Book
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22.
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He's really very... gentle... and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
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Shepherd Book
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Simon
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Jayne
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Zoe
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23.
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If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
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Mal
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Inara
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Zoe
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Shepherd Book
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24.
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Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink.
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Wash
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Zoe
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Kaylee
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Mal
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25.
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My love for me now ain't hard to explain The Hero of Canton The man they call...ME
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Mal
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Jayne
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Wash
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Simon
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