1. |
According to the chalkboard gag, what phrase is not a challenge? |
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unbreakable | |||
driver-side airbag | |||
non-flammable | |||
anti-theft | |||
2. |
Gabbo is appearing at Caesar’s Pow-Wow, in exchange for: |
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a Bingo coupon | |||
being allowed to sleep in the dumpster | |||
a free trip to the pasta bar | |||
a roll of two dollar chips | |||
3. |
To see his future, Bart throws a treasured personal item onto the fire. Who did Bart buy the firecracker from? |
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Crazy Talk | |||
Chief Running Tab | |||
Sitting Duck | |||
Dances when Drunk | |||
4. |
We are transported to an unsettling vision of the year 2030. What phrase has replaced “goodbye”? |
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take it sleazy | |||
on the flip side | |||
smell you later | |||
Seacrest out | |||
5. |
Homer used to be cool. He’s changed, man! For a start, he has a robotic: |
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colon | |||
prostate | |||
intestine | |||
liver | |||
6. |
Ned decides to help out Bart, but only because he hasn’t outed Rod and Todd. What are Rod and Todd doing at that moment? |
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leading a dance class | |||
polishing an armoire | |||
styling Homer’s hair | |||
frolicking | |||
7. |
Bart’s band has a gig at Nelson’s Crab Shack. What’s the name of his band? |
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Captain Bart and the Alcoholocaust | |||
Captain Bart and the Electric Mayhem | |||
Captain Bart and the Tequila Mockingbirds | |||
Captain Bart and Rage Against The Sardine | |||
8. |
Lisa has been elected President, so Bart goes to pay an unexpected visit. What is at 1598 Pennsylvania Avenue? |
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CrackMart | |||
$3-A-Minute Hotel | |||
Hustler Superstore | |||
the Bill Clinton Home for Runaway Girls | |||
9. |
President Simpson wants to focus on the three Rs – reading, writing and: |
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rebuilding Boston | |||
refilling the ocean | |||
remembering the tree | |||
revenge on Canada | |||
10. |
Unfortunately, the Simpson administration has inherited quite a budget crunch from which President? |
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Basinger | |||
Busey | |||
Trump | |||
Flav | |||
11. |
The main vision at Caesar’s Pow-Wow isn’t very strong, so it also tells an unrelated story about Homer’s search for which President’s gold? |
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Jefferson’s | |||
Lincoln’s | |||
Roosevelt’s | |||
Hoover’s | |||
12. |
Middle America doesn’t like the sound of President Simpson’s colossal tax hike. But don’t blame Lenny, he voted for: |
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Mariah Carey | |||
Charlie Sheen | |||
Chastity Bono | |||
Ryan Seacrest | |||
13. |
Which Springfielder is now a member of the Secret Service’s Presidential detail? |
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Dolph | |||
Kearney | |||
Nelson | |||
Jimbo | |||
14. |
Bart encounters the ghost of Billy Carter’s ghost. When Carter was working on peace in the Middle East, Billy was sent to: |
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the Tampa Institute of Home-Brewing | |||
Bellyflop Academy | |||
babysit John F. Kennedy Jr. | |||
Libya with a trade delegation from Georgia | |||
15. |
Representatives from America’s creditors come to collect. Which country claims they are still cool? |
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Germany | |||
Japan | |||
China | |||
France | |||