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The Simpsons are having a lovely nature hike, only to discover that the bird sanctuary has been enhanced with: |
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a mini-mall | |||
an amusement park | |||
a car race track | |||
a beach volleyball stadium | |||
2. |
Dr. Hibbert laughs at everything. But he does not laugh at a t-shirt with a picture of |
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a Dodge urinating on a GMC | |||
a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet | |||
a GMC urinating on a Ford | |||
a Chevrolet urinating on a Dodge | |||
3. |
Which Springfielder wishes his wife had bosoms like Homer? |
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Chief Wiggum | |||
Kirk van Houten | |||
Kent Brockman | |||
Dr Hibbert | |||
4. |
Maude is pushed off the bleachers by a barrage of T-shirts and dies! Holy crap! What were Ned’s last words to Maude? |
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“Maude, will you look at all that safety gear!” | |||
“Make sure the beer is non-alcoholic.” | |||
“No footlongs.” | |||
“Nosiree ma’am. I’ll put my faith in the Lord to bless our family with a T-shirt.” | |||
5. |
In many ways, Maude was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catchphrases, or comical accents. Of the following Springfielders, who does not speak at this point? |
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Groundskeeper Willie | |||
Captain McAllister | |||
Professor Frink | |||
Bumblebee Man | |||
6. |
In Billy Graham’s Bible Blaster, you are supposed to convert heathens. What happens if you just wing them? |
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they become Unitarians | |||
they become Jehovah’s Witnesses | |||
they become Christadelphians | |||
they become Baha’i | |||
7. |
What is pretty obvious? |
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that Ned is grieving for his wife | |||
that Maggie is the smartest Simpson | |||
that Homer doesn’t have a job | |||
that Bart is mad all the time | |||
8. |
Homer makes a video dating profile for Ned. What transition is he especially fond of using? |
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clock wipes | |||
matrix wipes | |||
star wipes | |||
heart wipes | |||
9. |
What music plays in the background of Ned’s dating video? |
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You Sexy Thing, by Hot Chocolate | |||
I’m Too Sexy, by Right Said Fred | |||
Sex Bomb, by Tom Jones and Mousse T. | |||
Let’s Talk About Sex, by Salt-n-Pepa | |||
10. |
“Homer, ___________ is a character!” “He sure is. Rrrrrrrrr!” |
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Robin Hood | |||
Long John Silver | |||
Robinson Crusoe | |||
Sherlock Holmes | |||
11. |
Ned’s date with Lindsey Naegle comes to an abrupt end when she: |
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initiates a conference call | |||
says she gave up God for the worship of Mammon | |||
is indicted | |||
schedules love-making with Ned at 10:30 in her diary | |||
12. |
Ned goes on another date, but when he says maybe he’ll call Diane again sometime, Diane’s dog Foofie doesn’t like the sound of that because Foofie’s a commitment dog. How does Ned make his escape? |
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on a tricycle | |||
in a swan boat | |||
in a rickshaw | |||
in a hot air balloon | |||
13. |
Reverend Lovejoy invites his parishioners to enjoy the Christian rock stylings of Kovenant. What band do Marge and Lisa recognise Kovenant’s bass player from? |
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Goat Sacrifice | |||
Antikriest | |||
the Devil’s Messiahs | |||
Satanica | |||
14. |
Kovenant, and in particular its lead singer Rachel Jordan, really get to Ned. What is not one of the lyrics to their song? |
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Well, I woke up on the puke green floor | |||
He'll tow you to salvation and He'll overhaul your heart. | |||
A book about a man who drives a pick-up full of sweet, sweet love | |||
When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit | |||
15. |
Rachel knows what it’s like to lose someone. Kovenant just lost their drummer to: |
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a Baptist reggae band | |||
a Christian Scientist hardcore band | |||
a Pentacostal ska band | |||
an Adventist punk band | |||