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![]() The Simpsons are having a lovely nature hike, only to discover that the bird sanctuary has been enhanced with: |
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a mini-mall | |||
an amusement park | |||
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a car race track | ||
a beach volleyball stadium | |||
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![]() Dr. Hibbert laughs at everything. But he does not laugh at a t-shirt with a picture of |
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a Dodge urinating on a GMC | |||
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a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet | ||
a GMC urinating on a Ford | |||
a Chevrolet urinating on a Dodge | |||
3. |
![]() Which Springfielder wishes his wife had bosoms like Homer? |
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Chief Wiggum | ||
Kirk van Houten | |||
Kent Brockman | |||
Dr Hibbert | |||
4. |
![]() Maude is pushed off the bleachers by a barrage of T-shirts and dies! Holy crap! What were Ned’s last words to Maude? |
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“Maude, will you look at all that safety gear!” | |||
“Make sure the beer is non-alcoholic.” | |||
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“No footlongs.” | ||
“Nosiree ma’am. I’ll put my faith in the Lord to bless our family with a T-shirt.” | |||
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![]() In many ways, Maude was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catchphrases, or comical accents. Of the following Springfielders, who does not speak at this point? |
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Groundskeeper Willie | |||
Captain McAllister | |||
Professor Frink | |||
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Bumblebee Man | ||
6. |
![]() In Billy Graham’s Bible Blaster, you are supposed to convert heathens. What happens if you just wing them? |
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they become Unitarians | ||
they become Jehovah’s Witnesses | |||
they become Christadelphians | |||
they become Baha’i | |||
7. |
![]() What is pretty obvious? |
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that Ned is grieving for his wife | |||
that Maggie is the smartest Simpson | |||
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that Homer doesn’t have a job | ||
that Bart is mad all the time | |||
8. |
![]() Homer makes a video dating profile for Ned. What transition is he especially fond of using? |
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clock wipes | |||
matrix wipes | |||
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star wipes | ||
heart wipes | |||
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![]() What music plays in the background of Ned’s dating video? |
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You Sexy Thing, by Hot Chocolate | |||
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I’m Too Sexy, by Right Said Fred | ||
Sex Bomb, by Tom Jones and Mousse T. | |||
Let’s Talk About Sex, by Salt-n-Pepa | |||
10. |
![]() “Homer, ___________ is a character!” “He sure is. Rrrrrrrrr!” |
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Robin Hood | |||
Long John Silver | |||
Robinson Crusoe | |||
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Sherlock Holmes | ||
11. |
![]() Ned’s date with Lindsey Naegle comes to an abrupt end when she: |
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initiates a conference call | |||
says she gave up God for the worship of Mammon | |||
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is indicted | ||
schedules love-making with Ned at 10:30 in her diary | |||
12. |
![]() Ned goes on another date, but when he says maybe he’ll call Diane again sometime, Diane’s dog Foofie doesn’t like the sound of that because Foofie’s a commitment dog. How does Ned make his escape? |
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on a tricycle | |||
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in a swan boat | ||
in a rickshaw | |||
in a hot air balloon | |||
13. |
![]() Reverend Lovejoy invites his parishioners to enjoy the Christian rock stylings of Kovenant. What band do Marge and Lisa recognise Kovenant’s bass player from? |
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Goat Sacrifice | |||
Antikriest | |||
the Devil’s Messiahs | |||
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Satanica | ||
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![]() Kovenant, and in particular its lead singer Rachel Jordan, really get to Ned. What is not one of the lyrics to their song? |
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Well, I woke up on the puke green floor | |||
He'll tow you to salvation and He'll overhaul your heart. | |||
A book about a man who drives a pick-up full of sweet, sweet love | |||
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When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit | ||
15. |
![]() Rachel knows what it’s like to lose someone. Kovenant just lost their drummer to: |
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a Baptist reggae band | |||
a Christian Scientist hardcore band | |||
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a Pentacostal ska band | ||
an Adventist punk band | |||