 
	
| 1. |  The Simpsons are having a lovely nature hike, only to discover that the bird sanctuary has been enhanced with: | ||
| a mini-mall | |||
| an amusement park | |||
|   | a car race track | ||
| a beach volleyball stadium | |||
| 2. |  Dr. Hibbert laughs at everything. But he does not laugh at a t-shirt with a picture of | ||
| a Dodge urinating on a GMC | |||
|   | a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet | ||
| a GMC urinating on a Ford | |||
| a Chevrolet urinating on a Dodge | |||
| 3. |  Which Springfielder wishes his wife had bosoms like Homer? | ||
|   | Chief Wiggum | ||
| Kirk van Houten | |||
| Kent Brockman | |||
| Dr Hibbert | |||
| 4. |  Maude is pushed off the bleachers by a barrage of T-shirts and dies! Holy crap! What were Ned’s last words to Maude? | ||
| “Maude, will you look at all that safety gear!” | |||
| “Make sure the beer is non-alcoholic.” | |||
|   | “No footlongs.” | ||
| “Nosiree ma’am. I’ll put my faith in the Lord to bless our family with a T-shirt.” | |||
| 5. |  In many ways, Maude was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catchphrases, or comical accents. Of the following Springfielders, who does not speak at this point? | ||
| Groundskeeper Willie | |||
| Captain McAllister | |||
| Professor Frink | |||
|   | Bumblebee Man | ||
| 6. |  In Billy Graham’s Bible Blaster, you are supposed to convert heathens. What happens if you just wing them? | ||
|   | they become Unitarians | ||
| they become Jehovah’s Witnesses | |||
| they become Christadelphians | |||
| they become Baha’i | |||
| 7. |  What is pretty obvious? | ||
| that Ned is grieving for his wife | |||
| that Maggie is the smartest Simpson | |||
|   | that Homer doesn’t have a job | ||
| that Bart is mad all the time | |||
| 8. |  Homer makes a video dating profile for Ned. What transition is he especially fond of using? | ||
| clock wipes | |||
| matrix wipes | |||
|   | star wipes | ||
| heart wipes | |||
| 9. |  What music plays in the background of Ned’s dating video? | ||
| You Sexy Thing, by Hot Chocolate | |||
|   | I’m Too Sexy, by Right Said Fred | ||
| Sex Bomb, by Tom Jones and Mousse T. | |||
| Let’s Talk About Sex, by Salt-n-Pepa | |||
| 10. |  “Homer, ___________ is a character!” “He sure is. Rrrrrrrrr!” | ||
| Robin Hood | |||
| Long John Silver | |||
| Robinson Crusoe | |||
|   | Sherlock Holmes | ||
| 11. |  Ned’s date with Lindsey Naegle comes to an abrupt end when she: | ||
| initiates a conference call | |||
| says she gave up God for the worship of Mammon | |||
|   | is indicted | ||
| schedules love-making with Ned at 10:30 in her diary | |||
| 12. |  Ned goes on another date, but when he says maybe he’ll call Diane again sometime, Diane’s dog Foofie doesn’t like the sound of that because Foofie’s a commitment dog. How does Ned make his escape? | ||
| on a tricycle | |||
|   | in a swan boat | ||
| in a rickshaw | |||
| in a hot air balloon | |||
| 13. |  Reverend Lovejoy invites his parishioners to enjoy the Christian rock stylings of Kovenant. What band do Marge and Lisa recognise Kovenant’s bass player from? | ||
| Goat Sacrifice | |||
| Antikriest | |||
| the Devil’s Messiahs | |||
|   | Satanica | ||
| 14. |  Kovenant, and in particular its lead singer Rachel Jordan, really get to Ned. What is not one of the lyrics to their song? | ||
| Well, I woke up on the puke green floor | |||
| He'll tow you to salvation and He'll overhaul your heart. | |||
| A book about a man who drives a pick-up full of sweet, sweet love | |||
|   | When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit | ||
| 15. |  Rachel knows what it’s like to lose someone. Kovenant just lost their drummer to: | ||
| a Baptist reggae band | |||
| a Christian Scientist hardcore band | |||
|   | a Pentacostal ska band | ||
| an Adventist punk band | |||