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Finish the lyrics: "There's no place I can be..."
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Burn the land and boil the sea
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Since I found Serenity
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Unless I have my family
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You can't take the sky from me
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2.
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Which of these is not a romantic couple in terms of either actual or planned storyline on the show?
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Inara and Mal
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Kaylee and Simon
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Jayne and Vera
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Wash and Zoe
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3.
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Which one is the space hooker on the show?
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Barbarella
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Inara Serra
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Kaylee Frye
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Zoe Washburne
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4.
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What class of ship is Serenity?
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Battlestar
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Falcon
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Firefly
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Frigate
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5.
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What does Elder Gommen give Mal?
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Cash
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Livestock
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Our Mrs. Reynolds
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Rain Stick
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6.
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What does Shepherd Book say will happen to Mal if he takes advantage of Our Mrs. Reynolds?
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He won't go to Heaven, unlike all dogs.
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Jayne and him won't be on speaking terms, which ain't all bad.
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He'll be real happy for the rest of the day, week, month even.
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He will go to the Special Hell.
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7.
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He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor. These words describe the Hero of Canton. Who is he?
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Badger
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Jayne Cobb
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Mal Reynolds
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Wash
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8.
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Which members of the crew were Browncoats during the war?
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Only Mal
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Mal and Zoe
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Mal, Jayne and Zoe
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Mal, Wash and Zoe
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9.
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In War Stories, Nishka cuts off a part of Mal's body. What is it?
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An ear
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A finger
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A toe
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That which makes him a man
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10.
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Which nickname was given to Mal Reynolds?
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Captain Hammer
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Captain Tightpants
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One Guy, No Pizza Place
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Vera
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11.
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Which one would the other members of the crew describe as the crazy one (note: they can't all be considered the crazy one)?
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Badger
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Jayne Cobb
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River Tam
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Simon Tam
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12.
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Which of the crew is the equivalent of a reverend?
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Badger
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Mal Reynolds
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Shan Yu
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Shepherd Book
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13.
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"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." Who are 'they' in this scenario?
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Musical group Hanson
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Reavers
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Republicans
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Slytherin members, particularly that skank Pansy Parkinson
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14.
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Which of these is not a name used by Our Mrs. Reynolds (Christina Hendricks) over the course of the series?
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Bridget
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Saffron
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Sappho
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Yolanda
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15.
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Who was the mechanic before Kaylee?
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Kaylee's boyfriend (or at least her one night stand)
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Kaylee's brother
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Kaylee's father
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Kaylee's mother
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16.
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Two by two, hands of what?
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Blue
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Groo
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Newt
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Snu Snu
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17.
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Which of these is not an episode title?
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Bushwhacked
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Out of Gas
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Reavers
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Shindig
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18.
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Which member of the crew betrays Simon and River Tam at Ariel?
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Jayne Cobb
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Mal Reynolds
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River Tam
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Shepherd Book
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19.
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Which of these is not a bad guy who appears over the course of the show?
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Badger
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Nishka
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Patience
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Shan Yu
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20.
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The episode Serenity begins at a point in the past. What is going on?
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The battle of Serenity Valley is concluding.
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Mal is purchasing Serenity.
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Shepherd Book is taking his vows.
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Simon Tam and his father are talking.
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21.
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The thought of Inara having a woman for a client makes Jayne say what?
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"Can I watch?"
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"I'll be in my bunk."
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"Need a third? I promise I won't say much."
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"That's disgusting. You can't have sex without a penis."
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22.
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Who is the Boba Fett-esque bounty hunter of the Firefly verse?
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Badger
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Jubal Early
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Nandi
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Nishka
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23.
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Monty Reynolds dumps YoSaffBridge with this memorable statement:
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"And I faked all my orgasms, too!"
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"I knew it was over when the carpet didn't match the drapes!"
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"I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!"
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"That's okay. I'm really gay."
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24.
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What network's moronic executives canceled Firefly?
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ABC
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CBS
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Fox -- we hate them so much we want to give them a hydrochloric acid enema
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NBC
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25.
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Which member of the crew would be considered the most respectable one in high society?
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Inara Serra, companion
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Mal Reynolds, ship captain
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Shepherd Book, reverend
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Zoe Washburne, war hero
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