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1. Finish the lyrics: "There's no place I can be..."
Burn the land and boil the sea
Since I found Serenity
Unless I have my family
You can't take the sky from me
2. Which of these is not a romantic couple in terms of either actual or planned storyline on the show?
Inara and Mal
Kaylee and Simon
Jayne and Vera
Wash and Zoe
3. Which one is the space hooker on the show?
Inara Serra
Kaylee Frye
Zoe Washburne
4. What class of ship is Serenity?
5. What does Elder Gommen give Mal?
Our Mrs. Reynolds
Rain Stick
6. What does Shepherd Book say will happen to Mal if he takes advantage of Our Mrs. Reynolds?
He won't go to Heaven, unlike all dogs.
Jayne and him won't be on speaking terms, which ain't all bad.
He'll be real happy for the rest of the day, week, month even.
He will go to the Special Hell.
7. He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor. These words describe the Hero of Canton. Who is he?
Jayne Cobb
Mal Reynolds
8. Which members of the crew were Browncoats during the war?
Only Mal
Mal and Zoe
Mal, Jayne and Zoe
Mal, Wash and Zoe
9. In War Stories, Nishka cuts off a part of Mal's body. What is it?
An ear
A finger
A toe
That which makes him a man
10. Which nickname was given to Mal Reynolds?
Captain Hammer
Captain Tightpants
One Guy, No Pizza Place
11. Which one would the other members of the crew describe as the crazy one (note: they can't all be considered the crazy one)?
Jayne Cobb
River Tam
Simon Tam
12. Which of the crew is the equivalent of a reverend?
Mal Reynolds
Shan Yu
Shepherd Book
13. "If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." Who are 'they' in this scenario?
Musical group Hanson
Slytherin members, particularly that skank Pansy Parkinson
14. Which of these is not a name used by Our Mrs. Reynolds (Christina Hendricks) over the course of the series?
15. Who was the mechanic before Kaylee?
Kaylee's boyfriend (or at least her one night stand)
Kaylee's brother
Kaylee's father
Kaylee's mother
16. Two by two, hands of what?
Snu Snu
17. Which of these is not an episode title?
Out of Gas
18. Which member of the crew betrays Simon and River Tam at Ariel?
Jayne Cobb
Mal Reynolds
River Tam
Shepherd Book
19. Which of these is not a bad guy who appears over the course of the show?
Shan Yu
20. The episode Serenity begins at a point in the past. What is going on?
The battle of Serenity Valley is concluding.
Mal is purchasing Serenity.
Shepherd Book is taking his vows.
Simon Tam and his father are talking.
21. The thought of Inara having a woman for a client makes Jayne say what?
"Can I watch?"
"I'll be in my bunk."
"Need a third? I promise I won't say much."
"That's disgusting. You can't have sex without a penis."
22. Who is the Boba Fett-esque bounty hunter of the Firefly verse?
Jubal Early
23. Monty Reynolds dumps YoSaffBridge with this memorable statement:
"And I faked all my orgasms, too!"
"I knew it was over when the carpet didn't match the drapes!"
"I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!"
"That's okay. I'm really gay."
24. What network's moronic executives canceled Firefly?
Fox -- we hate them so much we want to give them a hydrochloric acid enema
25. Which member of the crew would be considered the most respectable one in high society?
Inara Serra, companion
Mal Reynolds, ship captain
Shepherd Book, reverend
Zoe Washburne, war hero

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