1. | Why Come Up with an Ending? We’ll Just Direct You to a Web Site Instead. | ||
Big Miracle | |||
Chronicle | |||
The Devil Inside | |||
The Woman in Black | |||
By way of explanation.....
Ordinarily, we'd worry about spoilers but we see this as a warning as well as a time saver for you. The ending of this movie is a link to a web site. Pathetic. |
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2. | Kate Beckinsale finally said “Yes!” again | ||
The Avengers | |||
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance | |||
Men in Black 3 | |||
Underworld: Awakening | |||
By way of explanation.....
Like Sean Connery, Beckinsale learned the lesson of Never Say Never Again. |
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3. | Those Uppity Wolves Must Die | ||
Act of Valor | |||
The Grey | |||
Safe House | |||
The Vow | |||
By way of explanation.....
Face it. The wolves have been asking for it for years. |
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4. | George Lucas’ Last New Movie | ||
Big Miracle | |||
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island | |||
Project X | |||
Red Tails | |||
By way of explanation.....
This is one of the trickiest questions on the quiz. Red Tails is a LucasFilms production and (trivia alert) the last one he completed before retiring. |
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5. | All This over Reese Witherspoon? Really? | ||
What to Expect When You're Expecting | |||
The Lucky One | |||
This Means War | |||
The Vow | |||
6. | Video Diary of Superheroes in Training | ||
The Avengers | |||
Chronicle | |||
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance | |||
Red Tails | |||
By way of explanation.....
The Avengers and Ghost Rider 2 are both superhero movies as well, but Chronicle is the only one featuring found footage. |
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7. | The Next Stage of Harry Potter’s Career | ||
Gone | |||
The Vow | |||
What to Expect When You're Expecting | |||
The Woman in Black | |||
By way of explanation.....
The Woman in Black stars Daniel Radcliffe in his first post-Potter role |
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8. | Save the Whales. Literally. | ||
Battleship | |||
Big Miracle | |||
Piranha 3DD | |||
Safe | |||
9. | Looks Like a Nicholas Sparks Movie But It Isn’t | ||
Act of Valor | |||
The Cabin in the Woods | |||
The Lucky One | |||
The Vow | |||
By way of explanation.....
Despite its Notebook-like appearance, The Vow has nothing to do with the (in)famous author. |
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10. | Forget Brendan Fraser, We’ve Got The Rock Now! | ||
Act of Valor | |||
Fast Five | |||
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island | |||
Project X | |||
By way of explanation.....
Fraser starred in the first film in the Journey franchise but in the sequel, he was replaced by The Rock. |
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11. | Nic Cage *Really* Needs the Money | ||
Battleship | |||
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance | |||
Men in Black 3 | |||
Mirror Mirror | |||
By way of explanation.....
This joke works twice a year...and it's true. |
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12. | Featuring Actual Navy Seals, Not to Be Confused with That Awful Movie, Navy Seals | ||
Act of Valor | |||
Chernobyl Diaries | |||
The Intouchables | |||
The Vow | |||
By way of explanation.....
Act of Valor features real life Navy Seals instead of Charlie Sheen pretending to be one, which really happened in 1990. |
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13. | Found Footage Party Fantasy of Every High School Sophomore | ||
Bernie | |||
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel | |||
Project X | |||
Think Like a Man | |||
By way of explanation.....
Project X is a found footage sex comedy, a novel take on the concept |
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14. | The Martian Sci-Fi Debacle That Got Disney’s Studio Boss Fired | ||
Battleship | |||
John Carter | |||
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island | |||
Men in Black 3 | |||
By way of explanation.....
The president of Disney Studios, Rich Ross, took the fall after John Carter forced a $200 million write-off. |
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15. | The Utter Destruction of Manhattan | ||
The Avengers | |||
Battleship | |||
The Hunger Games | |||
Prometheus | |||
By way of explanation.....
A Hollywood Reporter column indicated that the damages would be in the range of $160 billion. |
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16. | 24 Teens Enter, 1 Teen Leaves…Unless The Rules Are Changed at the Last Moment | ||
The Cabin in the Woods | |||
The Hunger Games | |||
The Lucky One | |||
Snow White and the Huntsman | |||
By way of explanation.....
In order to avoid spoilers, we couldn't say exactly how the rules are changed but...you probably know. |
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17. | Never Vacation Near a Former Nuclear Meltdown Site. It's Just Common Sense. | ||
The Cabin in the Woods | |||
Chernobyl Diaries | |||
The Devil Inside | |||
The Woman in Black | |||
By way of explanation.....
I guess the thought process is that maybe they will be friendly post-nuclear mutants. |
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18. | The Unpopular Version of Snow White and the Huntsman | ||
Dark Shadows | |||
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island | |||
Mirror Mirror | |||
Dr. Seuss's The Lorax | |||
By way of explanation.....
Both movies are based on the same fairy tale. Audiences were only interested in the Kristen Stewart one. |
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19. | Sexy Teens Must Die. No, Really. The Sexy Teens Have to Die. | ||
Battleship | |||
The Cabin in the Woods | |||
The Dictator | |||
The Woman in Black | |||
By way of explanation.....
We won't explain that joke in order to avoid spoilers but if you've seen The Cabin in the Woods, you know the deal. |
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20. | I Loved You Because of a Photograph…But Not in a Creepy Way. Is There a Non-Creepy Way? | ||
Bernie | |||
The Lucky One | |||
Think Like a Man | |||
The Vow | |||
21. | Tim Burton and Johnny Depp Go Way Too Far | ||
Alice in Wonderland | |||
Dark Shadows | |||
The Lorax | |||
Mirror Mirror | |||
By way of explanation.....
Dark Shadows is very Tim Burton with North American audiences thinking it is far too much so. |
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22. | Sneaky Environmental Preaching Enclosed | ||
Big Miracle | |||
Dr. Seuss' The Lorax | |||
The Hunger Games | |||
What to Expect When You're Expecting | |||
23. | Josh Brolin Does an Uncanny Tommy Lee Jones Impression | ||
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted | |||
Men in Black 3 | |||
U.S. Marshalls 2 | |||
W. | |||
By way of explanation.....
No matter what you think of Men in Black 3, Brolin's performance is sublime. |
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24. | Worst. Movie Idea. Ever. | ||
Battleship | |||
The Hunger Games | |||
Safe House | |||
Think Like a Man | |||
By way of explanation.....
The mere existence of a Battleship movie adaptation lessens mankind. |
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25. | Man on a Ledge | ||
Bernie | |||
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel | |||
Chernobyl Diaries | |||
Man on a Ledge | |||
By way of explanation.....
It is what it says it is. |
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