1. | Assuming that Joffrey is a bastard, who is next in line by blood to be King of Westeros? | ||
Renly Baratheon | |||
Stannis Baratheon | |||
Theon Greyjoy | |||
Robb Stark | |||
2. | Where does Daenerys Targaryen go to find allies? | ||
The Iron Islands | |||
Qarth | |||
The Wall | |||
Winterfell | |||
3. | Tyrion Lannister receives then loses a promotion this season. What is it? | ||
Grand Maester | |||
Hand of the King | |||
Keeper of the Coins | |||
King of Westeros | |||
4. | The Night’s Watch seeks help from beyond the Wall. Craster, the man who harbors them, has a strange practice. What is it? | ||
He is a snake handler. | |||
He marries his daughters. | |||
He only eats vegetables. | |||
He turns into a werewolf. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Ew. |
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5. | One of Joffrey’s first monstrous royal edicts is to… | ||
Ask the Hound to rape Sansa | |||
Imprison all the whores | |||
Kill all of his father's bastard children | |||
Remove all the food from the markets | |||
6. | Gendry is the only bastard to escape Joffrey's edict (did you get it right?). What is Gendry's notable accessory? | ||
An artificial leg | |||
A black codpiece | |||
A bull's head helmet | |||
A crown made of antlers | |||
7. | A man asks Arya for a drink, and she eventually helps him to get free from his cage. What is a man’s name? | ||
Gendry | |||
Hot Pie | |||
Jaqen H'ghar | |||
Syrio Forel | |||
8. | Night's Watch member Sam liiiiiiiiiiikes a girl. What’s the problem with that? | ||
She's a ghost. | |||
She's married to her father. | |||
She prefers the company of women. | |||
She's a man, baby! | |||
9. | This is the season of Theon behaving badly. What is the first bad thing he does? | ||
Burns a couple of boys | |||
Feels up his sister | |||
Kills his own father | |||
Kills Maester Luwin | |||
10. | What is the obsession of Theon's father, Balon Greyjoy? | ||
Cats | |||
Dragons | |||
Paying the "iron price" | |||
White Walkers | |||
11. | The red witch eventually seduces Stannis. What is her promise? | ||
She will give him a son. | |||
She will give him dragons. | |||
She will kill his wife. | |||
She will never let him out of her sight. | |||
12. | What is Brienne of Tarth’s request to Renly? | ||
That he allow her to kiss him on the cheek | |||
That he should make peace with Robb Stark | |||
That she be allowed to return to Tarth | |||
That she be allowed to join his Kingsguard | |||
13. | What’s the big problem in Renly Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell’s relationship? | ||
He's having an affair with her brother | |||
He's impotent | |||
She is unable to have children | |||
She's having an affair with Brienne of Tarth | |||
14. | Who vouches for Daenerys Targaryen when she wants to enter Qarth? | ||
Pyat Pree | |||
Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
The Spice King | |||
Xaro Xhoan Daxos | |||
15. | Who serves as Lord Tywin’s cupbearer? | ||
Arya Stark | |||
Bran Stark | |||
Rickon Stark | |||
Sansa Stark | |||
16. | Jaime isn’t the only relative that Cersei sleeps with. Who is the other? | ||
Kevan Lannister, her uncle | |||
Lancel Lannister, her cousin | |||
Tyrion Lannister, her other brother | |||
Tywin Lannister, her father | |||
17. | What does Lady Melisandre give birth to? | ||
A direwolf | |||
A dragon | |||
A freaky smoke monster | |||
A White Walker | |||
18. | We start the season with several men vying to be king. One of them experiences the rarest of rare deaths “by smoke monster.” Which one is it? | ||
Joffrey Baratheon | |||
Renly Baratheon | |||
Robb Stark | |||
Stannis Baratheon | |||
19. | A man is grateful to Arya for helping to free him. What does he offer to do for her to show his thanks? | ||
Find her direwolf. | |||
Give her three wishes. | |||
Kill three men for her. | |||
Take her home to Winterfell. | |||
20. | Who has he ability to be in several places at once? | ||
Lady Talisa | |||
Pyat Pree | |||
Samwell Tarly | |||
Xaro Xhoan Daxos | |||
21. | After Renly’s untimely death, to whom does Brienne pledge her allegiance? | ||
Catelyn Stark | |||
Jaime Lannister | |||
Margaery Tyrell | |||
Robb Stark | |||
22. | What does Xaro Xhoan Daxos ask of Daenerys? | ||
Deliver the Dothraki people to him as slaves. | |||
Give him a crown. | |||
Kill her knight, Ser Jorah Mormont. | |||
Marry him. | |||
23. | Against the wishes of Qhorin Halfhand, who does Jon Snow take prisoner? | ||
Craster | |||
The Lord of the Bones | |||
A White Walker | |||
Ygritte | |||
24. | What does Tyrion do to anger Cersei? | ||
Forbids her from having brother *or* cousin sex | |||
Sends one of her children away for safekeeping | |||
Sits on the Iron Throne and pretends to be Joffrey | |||
Takes away her wine | |||
25. | Who saves Sansa from the men who would rape (and probably kill) her? | ||
Joffrey Baratheon | |||
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) | |||
Shae | |||
Tyrion Lannister | |||