| 1. | Assuming that Joffrey is a bastard, who is next in line by blood to be King of Westeros? | ||
| Renly Baratheon | |||
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Stannis Baratheon | ||
| Theon Greyjoy | |||
| Robb Stark | |||
| 2. | Where does Daenerys Targaryen go to find allies? | ||
| The Iron Islands | |||
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Qarth | ||
| The Wall | |||
| Winterfell | |||
| 3. | Tyrion Lannister receives then loses a promotion this season. What is it? | ||
| Grand Maester | |||
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Hand of the King | ||
| Keeper of the Coins | |||
| King of Westeros | |||
| 4. | The Night’s Watch seeks help from beyond the Wall. Craster, the man who harbors them, has a strange practice. What is it? | ||
| He is a snake handler. | |||
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He marries his daughters. | ||
| He only eats vegetables. | |||
| He turns into a werewolf. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Ew. |
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| 5. | One of Joffrey’s first monstrous royal edicts is to… | ||
| Ask the Hound to rape Sansa | |||
| Imprison all the whores | |||
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Kill all of his father's bastard children | ||
| Remove all the food from the markets | |||
| 6. | Gendry is the only bastard to escape Joffrey's edict (did you get it right?). What is Gendry's notable accessory? | ||
| An artificial leg | |||
| A black codpiece | |||
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A bull's head helmet | ||
| A crown made of antlers | |||
| 7. | A man asks Arya for a drink, and she eventually helps him to get free from his cage. What is a man’s name? | ||
| Gendry | |||
| Hot Pie | |||
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Jaqen H'ghar | ||
| Syrio Forel | |||
| 8. | Night's Watch member Sam liiiiiiiiiiikes a girl. What’s the problem with that? | ||
| She's a ghost. | |||
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She's married to her father. | ||
| She prefers the company of women. | |||
| She's a man, baby! | |||
| 9. | This is the season of Theon behaving badly. What is the first bad thing he does? | ||
| Burns a couple of boys | |||
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Feels up his sister | ||
| Kills his own father | |||
| Kills Maester Luwin | |||
| 10. | What is the obsession of Theon's father, Balon Greyjoy? | ||
| Cats | |||
| Dragons | |||
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Paying the "iron price" | ||
| White Walkers | |||
| 11. | The red witch eventually seduces Stannis. What is her promise? | ||
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She will give him a son. | ||
| She will give him dragons. | |||
| She will kill his wife. | |||
| She will never let him out of her sight. | |||
| 12. | What is Brienne of Tarth’s request to Renly? | ||
| That he allow her to kiss him on the cheek | |||
| That he should make peace with Robb Stark | |||
| That she be allowed to return to Tarth | |||
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That she be allowed to join his Kingsguard | ||
| 13. | What’s the big problem in Renly Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell’s relationship? | ||
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He's having an affair with her brother | ||
| He's impotent | |||
| She is unable to have children | |||
| She's having an affair with Brienne of Tarth | |||
| 14. | Who vouches for Daenerys Targaryen when she wants to enter Qarth? | ||
| Pyat Pree | |||
| Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
| The Spice King | |||
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Xaro Xhoan Daxos | ||
| 15. | Who serves as Lord Tywin’s cupbearer? | ||
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Arya Stark | ||
| Bran Stark | |||
| Rickon Stark | |||
| Sansa Stark | |||
| 16. | Jaime isn’t the only relative that Cersei sleeps with. Who is the other? | ||
| Kevan Lannister, her uncle | |||
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Lancel Lannister, her cousin | ||
| Tyrion Lannister, her other brother | |||
| Tywin Lannister, her father | |||
| 17. | What does Lady Melisandre give birth to? | ||
| A direwolf | |||
| A dragon | |||
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A freaky smoke monster | ||
| A White Walker | |||
| 18. | We start the season with several men vying to be king. One of them experiences the rarest of rare deaths “by smoke monster.” Which one is it? | ||
| Joffrey Baratheon | |||
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Renly Baratheon | ||
| Robb Stark | |||
| Stannis Baratheon | |||
| 19. | A man is grateful to Arya for helping to free him. What does he offer to do for her to show his thanks? | ||
| Find her direwolf. | |||
| Give her three wishes. | |||
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Kill three men for her. | ||
| Take her home to Winterfell. | |||
| 20. | Who has he ability to be in several places at once? | ||
| Lady Talisa | |||
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Pyat Pree | ||
| Samwell Tarly | |||
| Xaro Xhoan Daxos | |||
| 21. | After Renly’s untimely death, to whom does Brienne pledge her allegiance? | ||
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Catelyn Stark | ||
| Jaime Lannister | |||
| Margaery Tyrell | |||
| Robb Stark | |||
| 22. | What does Xaro Xhoan Daxos ask of Daenerys? | ||
| Deliver the Dothraki people to him as slaves. | |||
| Give him a crown. | |||
| Kill her knight, Ser Jorah Mormont. | |||
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Marry him. | ||
| 23. | Against the wishes of Qhorin Halfhand, who does Jon Snow take prisoner? | ||
| Craster | |||
| The Lord of the Bones | |||
| A White Walker | |||
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Ygritte | ||
| 24. | What does Tyrion do to anger Cersei? | ||
| Forbids her from having brother *or* cousin sex | |||
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Sends one of her children away for safekeeping | ||
| Sits on the Iron Throne and pretends to be Joffrey | |||
| Takes away her wine | |||
| 25. | Who saves Sansa from the men who would rape (and probably kill) her? | ||
| Joffrey Baratheon | |||
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Sandor Clegane (The Hound) | ||
| Shae | |||
| Tyrion Lannister | |||