| 1. | Who is awakening at the start of the episode? | ||
| Bran Stark | |||
| Jon Snow | |||
| Robb Stark | |||
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Tyrion Lannister | ||
| 2. | As if the jagged face wound isn't bad enough, Tyrion is delivered what nugget of bad news? | ||
| All the whores have left town. | |||
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He's no longer the Hand of the King. His father has taken over the position. | ||
| Robb has emerged victorious and has been crowned the new king. | |||
| Stannis has emerged victorious and has been crowned king. | |||
| 3. | The conquering hero literally rides in on the white horse to accept Joffrey's gratitude. Who is the Savior of the City? | ||
| Ser Loras Flowers | |||
| Ser Jaime Lannister | |||
| Tyrion Lannister | |||
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Lord Tywin Lannister | ||
| 4. | How does Joffrey reward pimp daddy extraordinaire Petyr Baelish? | ||
| He allows him to become betrothed to Catelyn Stark | |||
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He gives him Harrenhal | ||
| He gives him a giant barrel full of coins. Seriously. It's like something out of Dragon's Lair. | |||
| He legalizes prostitution in King's Landing | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Finally, after a season of being the fake answer, Harrenhal is the right answer! |
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| 5. | Finally, Sansa has something to smile about. What is it? | ||
| She escapes with the Hound. | |||
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She is set aside as Joffrey's betrothed so that he can marry Margaery Tyrell instead. | ||
| She sees Arya for the first time in ages. | |||
| She stows away on Stannis's ship. | |||
| 6. | Ros the hooker gets an unexpected visitor. Who is it? | ||
| Catelyn Stark, party mom | |||
| Jaqen H'ghar, looking to spend some time with a woman his own age for a change | |||
| Joffrey, serial whore abuser | |||
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Varys, eunuch | ||
| 7. | Brienne takes time out from her busy schedule of escorting Jaime Lannister back to King's Landing to do what? | ||
| Drink | |||
| Jaime Lannister | |||
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Kill some (evil) Stark men | ||
| Steal some gold | |||
| 8. | Stannis is angry enough to want to choke the life out of one of his advisors. Which one is it? | ||
| Jaqen H'ghar | |||
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Lady Melisandre | ||
| Ser Davos Seaworth | |||
| Varys | |||
| 9. | Who does Theon want to die? | ||
| His father | |||
| His slutty sister | |||
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The horn blower | ||
| Maester Luwin | |||
| 10. | Maester Luwin does have one "get of jail free" suggestion for the doomed Theon Greyjoy. What is it? | ||
| Beg your best friend Robb Stark for mercy. He doesn't have to know your crimes. | |||
| Flee back to the Iron Islands. | |||
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Go and take the black - volunteer to serve on The Wall. | ||
| Throw himself on Catelyn Stark's mercy and see if she will intercede on Theon's behalf. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Theon can't go with this option, because he figures Jon Snow will kill him dead. |
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| 11. | What is the central theme of Theon's uplifting speech? | ||
| Stab them in the back! It's easier! | |||
| They may take his life, but they'll never take his freedom! | |||
| We will rape the Stark women by the break of dawn! | |||
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What is dead may never die! | ||
| 12. | What happens to Theon the moment the speech is over? | ||
| He gets shot in the eye with an arrow. | |||
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He is clubbed on the back of the head by his main advisor. | ||
| He realizes his robe is on fire. | |||
| He proudly leads the troops to victory. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Well, you knew #4 wasn't right. He couldn't lead men to victory in a 3-legged race. |
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| 13. | It's the season finale, so someone has to die. Who is the victim at Winterfell? | ||
| Everyone from the Iron Islands. To a person. | |||
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Maester Luwin | ||
| Roose Bolton | |||
| Theon Greyjoy | |||
| 14. | Tyrion isn't the only one to get demoted in this episode. Who else gets knocked down a peg? | ||
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Bronn | ||
| Lady Melisandre | |||
| Samwell Tarly | |||
| Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
| 15. | Who is the first person to see Tyrion without his bandages? | ||
| Jaime Lannister | |||
| Podrick Payne | |||
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Shae | ||
| Varys | |||
| 16. | Why are Stark men so stupid? What does Robb do that's sure to get him in a lot of trouble? | ||
| Burns down Harrenhal | |||
| Disrespects the Red Witch Melisandre | |||
| Finds Jaime Lannister and kills him | |||
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Marries Lady Talisa | ||
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By way of explanation.....
This is not a good episode for arranged marriages. |
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| 17. | Someone quite literally changes form during this episode, and thereby robs us of one of our favorite actors on the show. Who is it? | ||
| Arya Stark | |||
| Jaime Lannister | |||
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Jaqen H'ghar | ||
| Tyrion Lannister | |||
| 18. | What happens at Winterfell after Theon Greyjoy is knocked out? | ||
| Bran takes over as Lord. | |||
| It is overrun by direwolves. | |||
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The place is torched. | ||
| Yasha, Theon's sister, takes over. | |||
| 19. | Someone who died in Season One makes an appearance in the finale. Who is it? | ||
| Eddard Stark | |||
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Khal Drogo | ||
| Robert Baratheon | |||
| Viserys Targaryen | |||
| 20. | Which of these is not one of Daenerys's tests? | ||
| Entering the House of the Undying, a building without doors | |||
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Tempting her to abandon her dragons to save the Dothraki people | ||
| Tempting her to stay with Khal Drogo and their son forever | |||
| Tempting her with the Iron Throne | |||
| 21. | It's the season finale, so that means that *another* character must die. Who besides Maester Luwin (did you get it right?) meets their untimely demise? | ||
| Brienne | |||
| Joffrey the Awful | |||
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Pyat Pree | ||
| Tywin Lannister | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Okay, so it's not Joffrey today, but we're sure it has to be him someday. Right? RIGHT? |
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| 22. | It's the season finale, so that means that a *third* person has to die. Who meets their untimely demise in the snowy mountains? | ||
| Rance Mayder | |||
| Rattleshirt - aka Lord of the Bones | |||
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Qhorin Halfhand | ||
| Ygritte | |||
| 23. | What does Daenerys do to Xaro Xhoan Daxos and Doreah? | ||
| Gives them each a golden crown. You know what we mean. | |||
| Seals them in the House of the Undying | |||
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Seals them in Xaro Xhoan Daxos's vault | ||
| Sells them into slavery. | |||
| 24. | How many times does the horn blow? | ||
| One | |||
| Two | |||
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Three | ||
| None - Theon had that horn blower killed | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Three is bad. |
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| 25. | Which army is marching at the end of the episode? | ||
| Robb's army | |||
| Stannis's army | |||
| The wildlings | |||
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The White Walkers | ||
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By way of explanation.....
We would have said that they are charging, but they don't really move fast enough. |
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