1. | What does Grand Maester Pycelle give to Cersei? | ||
Hemlock | |||
Nightshade | |||
Oleander | |||
Wolfsbane | |||
2. | Who does Bronn argue with at the bar, nearly coming to the point of mortal combat? | ||
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) | |||
Lancel Lannister | |||
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) | |||
Tyrion Lannister | |||
By way of explanation.....
We're rather disappointed that the war begins before they can answer the question of who is better. |
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3. | The Hound is bigger. What does Bronn say he has to his advantage? | ||
Bronn doesn't fight fair. | |||
Bronn has man parts. | |||
Bronn isn't afraid of fire. | |||
Bronn is quicker. | |||
4. | What does Joffrey ask Sansa to kiss? (Note: not a euphemism.) | ||
His boot | |||
His crown | |||
His sword | |||
The flesh sword in his pants (Note: this one *is* a euphemism) | |||
5. | What has Joffrey named his sword? | ||
The Bastard's Blade | |||
Hearteater | |||
Sting | |||
Whiny Little Bitch | |||
By way of explanation.....
Whiny Little Bitch is what *we* call Joffrey |
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6. | What is Ser Ilyn Payne's real purpose in the ladies' holdfast? | ||
To counteract the smell of perfume | |||
To engage in some sparkling conversation | |||
To kill them if things go badly | |||
To protect them | |||
By way of explanation.....
Cersei says it's to protect them, but that's not at all true. |
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7. | How does Tyrion destroy Stannis's naval armada? | ||
Cauldrons of oil | |||
Destroy the navy? What episode did *you* watch? | |||
Dragons | |||
Wildfire | |||
By way of explanation.....
Wildfire is pretty badass |
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8. | Who is the first person from Stannis's army to set foot on King's Landing? | ||
As you well know, none of them ever reaches land | |||
Davos | |||
Melisandre (the Red Witch) | |||
Stannis | |||
9. | A woman's best weapon is... | ||
Between her legs | |||
Brains | |||
Constant nagging | |||
Tears | |||
10. | Shae has never learned to... | ||
Curtsy | |||
Drink wine | |||
Speak the Westerosi tongue | |||
Wash sheets | |||
11. | What happens to Lancel Lannister on the battlefield? | ||
He is burned by wildfire | |||
He is shot with an arrow | |||
He kills many men | |||
His head is chopped off | |||
By way of explanation.....
He truly is the pride of the Lannisters |
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12. | Lancel runs away after being shot with an arrow and goes back to report on the situation to Cersei. What instructions does she give him? | ||
Don't come back again, even if you take an arrow to the throat | |||
Get Joffrey and take him to the king's chambers for safekeeping | |||
Shoot the three least enthusiastic fighters to send a message to the rest of the troops | |||
Tell Ser Ilyn Payne he is to do his duty now | |||
13. | What causes The Hound to freeze on the battlefield? | ||
He has the opportunity to eliminate Bronn | |||
He sees Stannis approaching him | |||
A man's head is smashed right next to him | |||
A man on fire, running straight at him | |||
By way of explanation.....
His past experiences with his brother have truly turned The Hound into Frankenstein's Monster |
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14. | Who saves The Hound? | ||
Bronn | |||
Sansa | |||
Stannis | |||
Tyrion | |||
15. | An unlikely desertion occurs in the midst of battle. Who turns against his own army? | ||
Bronn | |||
Davos Seaworth | |||
Lancel Lannister | |||
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) | |||
16. | After the king flees the battlefield, who leads the attack against Stannis's army? | ||
Bronn | |||
Lancel Lannister | |||
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) | |||
Tyrion Lannister | |||
17. | To improve the morale of the ladies-in-waiting, Sansa suggests that they... | ||
Dance the Bluebloods' March | |||
Drink some wine | |||
Return to their homes | |||
Sing a hymn | |||
18. | Who is waiting in Sansa's chambers when she returns? | ||
Joffrey, who wants his sword kissed | |||
Robb Stark | |||
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) | |||
Tyrion Lannister | |||
By way of explanation.....
Every one of these answers has a Mexican soap opera feel |
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19. | When Tyrion enters the battle, what is the first thing he does? | ||
Chops off a dude's leg | |||
Gets knocked unconscious | |||
Hides behind Bronn | |||
Kills a man with his shield | |||
By way of explanation.....
The second thing he does is insert his axe in a dude's throat. Don't get on Tyrion's bad side. |
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20. | What do the men start chanting after the boat is tipped over and set on fire? | ||
Joffrey! Joffrey! | |||
Death to Joffrey! Death to Joffrey! | |||
Half man! Half man! | |||
Death to Stannis! Death the Stannis! | |||
By way of explanation.....
#2 is what *we* are all chanting |
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21. | Who stabs Tyrion in the face? | ||
Ser Loras Tyrell (Knight of the Flowers) | |||
Joffrey Lannister | |||
Ser Mandon Moore of the Kingsguard | |||
Stannis Baratheon | |||
22. | Who saves Tyrion? | ||
Bronn | |||
Podrick Payne | |||
Sansa Stark | |||
Tywin Lannister | |||
By way of explanation.....
Poderick Payne sounds like a character from Blackadder |
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23. | Back in the castle, what is Cersei doing with her youngest son, Tommen? | ||
Drinking wine (she drinks a lot of wine in this episode) | |||
Hiding in the secret room | |||
Telling him a story and getting ready to poison him | |||
Tending his wounds | |||
24. | Who is the first person to burst through the door just as Cersei is about to poison both Tommen and herself? | ||
Jaime Lannister | |||
Loras Tyrell (Knight of the Flowers) | |||
Robb Stark | |||
Stannis Baratheon | |||
25. | Who is the other liberator who follows Loras Tyrell through the door, indicating that a surprising and unlikely alliance has taken place? | ||
Jaime Lannister | |||
Robb Stark | |||
Stannis Baratheon | |||
Tywin Lannister | |||
By way of explanation.....
Daddy's home! |
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