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Who gets promoted at the very start of the series?
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Baker
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Bendis
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Mal
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Zoe
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2.
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"We've done the impossible, and..."
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air support is gonna light the night in Serenity Valley
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nobody done killed us yet
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that makes us mighty
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we've looked great doing it
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3.
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Firefly the series is set how long after the Battle of Serenity Valley?
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5 years
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6 years
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8 years
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12 years
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4.
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What will Wash's dinosaur call this land?
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The Land Before Time
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This Land
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Washtopia
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Whedonesque
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5.
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What is the name of the first Alliance Cruiser we see?
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I.A.V. "Bendis"
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I.A.V. "Crucial"
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I.A.V. "Dortmunder"
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I.A.V. "Ellis"
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6.
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What is wrong with the cargo the Serenity crew has "acquired"?
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The bars have a government stamp
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The bars turn out to be counterfeit
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The cows are moody
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Jayne is allergic to it
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7.
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When we first see Inara, she is...
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Bathing
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Having sex
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Piloting her ship
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Yelling at Mal
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8.
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Out of the four passengers they pick up on Persephone, which one is seen first?
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Dobson
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River
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Simon
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Shepherd Book
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9.
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"Maybe I'm not a fancy gentleman like you..."
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Despite your name of Badger
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I like women
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With your silk shirt and silk boxers
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With your very fine hat
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10.
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"How come you don't care where you're goin'?"
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"How you get there's the worthier part."
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"I'm on the run from the law anyway."
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"No matter where we go, there will be someone in need of redemption."
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"Sort of seems silly considering how big the 'verse is."
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11.
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What's the standing problem in dealing with Patience?
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Her name is satirical
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Mal really should have called her the next morning
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She shot Mal
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Zoe just doesn't like something about her
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12.
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What is the special treat Kaylee receives from Shepherd Book?
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An apple
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Chocolate
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A strawberry
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Let's just say it's battery powered and leave it at that
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13.
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What does the captain pay Jayne for?
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Assassinations
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Congeniality
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Public Relations
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Vera
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14.
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Why are Shepherd Book and Inara so interested in Mal?
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A) Because he's something of a mystery
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B) Because so few men are
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C) A & B
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D) None of the above
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15.
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Who does Mal punch, believing they have betrayed him to the alliance?
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Dobson
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Jayne
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Shepherd Book
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Simon Tam
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16.
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Who gets shot in this episode?
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Kaylee
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Jayne
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Shepherd Book
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Simon Tam
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17.
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Who disables Dobson?
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Jayne
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Mal
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Shepherd Book
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Zoe
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18.
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The crew pulls a prank on Simon in this episode. What is it?
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They lead him to believe Kaylee has died
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They tell him Dobson has a crush on him
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They tell him he'll be 'bunking' with Jayne
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They trick him into making a space walk
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19.
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What are the contents of Simon's box?
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All of the personal effects he could grab before fleeing
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A naked girl
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Step one: open the box
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Thousands of gold bullions
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20.
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What is Mal's reaction when he sees River Tam for the first time?
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He says something in Mandarin Chinese
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"Huh."
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"Okay."
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"That's a gorram naked chick."
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21.
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What did River's code in her letter say?
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Help me.
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Miranda.
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They're hurting us. Get me out.
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They never let me dance.
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22.
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"Can we maybe vote on..."
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finishing the job?
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saving the girl?
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the whole murdering people issue?
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whether Mal's pants are too tight?
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23.
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"Now, you're only gonna scare him..."
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"I don't have a Halloween costume."
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"Mal, I don't tell you how to do your job. Well, I do, but..."
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"Pain is scary."
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"This is my gorram torture session."
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24.
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What is the language Dobson knows Jayne understands?
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Love
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Mandarin
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Money
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Pain
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25.
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Which of these will *not* happen if the Reavers board your ship?
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Eat your flesh
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Rape you to death
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Sew your skins into their clothing
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Tear out your eyes
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26.
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How does Mal summarize his conversation with Patience?
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"Great."
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"I believe that woman's planning to shoot me again."
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"She's evil, but we're stuck."
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"Trap!"
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27.
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Who accidentally allows Dobson to escape?
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Kaylee
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River
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Shepherd Book
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Simon
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28.
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During the shootout on Whitefall, who gets shot first?
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Mal
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Patience
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Two-Fry
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Zoe
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29.
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Who shoots Dobson?
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Jayne
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Mal
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Shepherd Book
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Simon
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30.
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What maneuver does Wash use to escape the Reavers?
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Crazy Ivan
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Millennium Force
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Sonic U-Turn
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Tilt-a-Whirl
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