1. | When Theon Greyjoy's sister Yara arrives at Winterfell, how does she celebrate his great victory at becoming new "Prince of Winterfell"? | ||
By calling him "the dumbest cunt alive" | |||
By letting him grope her | |||
By stabbing him in the gut and taking it for herself | |||
By telling him there is a big celebration party awaiting him back at home | |||
By way of explanation.....
Yara's opinion of Theon is pretty much the same as our opinion of Theon. |
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2. | What does Ygritte say to the Lord of Bones to convince him to spare Jon Snow's life? | ||
Because Jon is Lord Ned Stark's bastard son, Mance Rayder will want him. | |||
Jon Snow has skills with a sword that will make him useful. | |||
Jon Snow is such a pretty boy. He'll be great breeding stock for the wildling women. | |||
There is magic in Jon Snow. | |||
3. | What does Robb tell Lady Talisa that his future wife's first name is? | ||
Brienne | |||
Cersei | |||
Daenerys | |||
He doesn't know. | |||
By way of explanation.....
It kind of sucks to marry someone for a bridge, doesn't it? |
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4. | Who is responsible for the escape of Ser Jaime Lannister? | ||
Lady Catelyn Stark | |||
Lady Talisa | |||
Robb Stark | |||
Tywin Lannister | |||
5. | How do Brienne and Jaime evade the men Robb has sent to find him and bring him back? | ||
She releases the horses and takes him away in a canoe. | |||
They disguise themselves as priests. | |||
They don't. He is captured and returned to his cell once again. | |||
Together, they quietly stalk and defeat them all. | |||
6. | Finish this Tywin Lannister statement: "He's a boy and he's never lost a battle. He'll risk anything at any time. ________________________________." | ||
Because he doesn't know enough to be afraid. | |||
He's a bloody fool. | |||
He knows how to play the game. | |||
What a cunt he is. | |||
By way of explanation.....
People *did* say "cunt" a lot in this episode, but Tywin is above that. |
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7. | What is Bronn doing that annoys Tyrion? | ||
Cleaning his fingernails | |||
Drinking | |||
Singing | |||
Talking about how hot Cersei is | |||
By way of explanation.....
Bronn never really struck us as the cleanly type, but there seems to be more to the sellsword than meets the eye. |
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8. | Since Bronn has taken over command of the Gold Cloaks, there has been a marked drop in ____________ in King's Landing. | ||
Happiness | |||
Murder | |||
Rape | |||
Thievery | |||
By way of explanation.....
His methods are extreme but effective. |
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9. | What do Samwell Tarley and the other Black Brothers find buried in the snow? | ||
Buried treasure | |||
The head of Jon Snow's uncle, Benjen Stark | |||
Weapons made of Dragonglass | |||
White Walkers | |||
10. | What is the third name that Arya gives to Jaqen H'ghar? | ||
Gregor Clegane | |||
Jaqen H'ghar | |||
Joffrey Baratheon | |||
Tywin Lannister | |||
11. | Arya agrees to un-name Jaqen H'ghar if he will do something else instead. What is it? | ||
Destroy Harrenhal. | |||
Find Jaime Lannister. | |||
Go to Winterfell and defeat Theon Greyjoy. | |||
Help her and her friends escape. | |||
By way of explanation.....
A girl lacks honor. |
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12. | Why does Cersei say Varys is so dangerous? | ||
Because he doesn't have a cock. | |||
Because he knows everything they're going to do before they do it. | |||
Because she suspects he is loyal to another king's cause | |||
Because you never know who is in his pocket. | |||
13. | How does Stannis honor Ser Davos, the "Onion Knight"? | ||
He names him his Hand | |||
He offers a lordship for Davos's son | |||
He offers him Storm's End | |||
He offers to share the Red Witch with him | |||
14. | Finish this statement by Tyrion: "The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned Lord wants them drowned. __________________________." | ||
How many gods are out there, anyway? | |||
What do you think the old tree god wants? | |||
Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? | |||
Why are our gods so meek and gentle? | |||
By way of explanation.....
Tyrion is *not* above saying "cunt". |
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15. | What does Ser Jorah suggest that Daenerys should do? | ||
Arrange a marriage with Joffrey Baratheon | |||
Go to the House of the Undying and retrieve her dragons | |||
Marry Xaro Xhoan Daxos | |||
Set sail for Astapor, leaving her dragons behind | |||