| 1. | When Theon Greyjoy's sister Yara arrives at Winterfell, how does she celebrate his great victory at becoming new "Prince of Winterfell"? | ||
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By calling him "the dumbest cunt alive" | ||
| By letting him grope her | |||
| By stabbing him in the gut and taking it for herself | |||
| By telling him there is a big celebration party awaiting him back at home | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Yara's opinion of Theon is pretty much the same as our opinion of Theon. |
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| 2. | What does Ygritte say to the Lord of Bones to convince him to spare Jon Snow's life? | ||
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Because Jon is Lord Ned Stark's bastard son, Mance Rayder will want him. | ||
| Jon Snow has skills with a sword that will make him useful. | |||
| Jon Snow is such a pretty boy. He'll be great breeding stock for the wildling women. | |||
| There is magic in Jon Snow. | |||
| 3. | What does Robb tell Lady Talisa that his future wife's first name is? | ||
| Brienne | |||
| Cersei | |||
| Daenerys | |||
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He doesn't know. | ||
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By way of explanation.....
It kind of sucks to marry someone for a bridge, doesn't it? |
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| 4. | Who is responsible for the escape of Ser Jaime Lannister? | ||
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Lady Catelyn Stark | ||
| Lady Talisa | |||
| Robb Stark | |||
| Tywin Lannister | |||
| 5. | How do Brienne and Jaime evade the men Robb has sent to find him and bring him back? | ||
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She releases the horses and takes him away in a canoe. | ||
| They disguise themselves as priests. | |||
| They don't. He is captured and returned to his cell once again. | |||
| Together, they quietly stalk and defeat them all. | |||
| 6. | Finish this Tywin Lannister statement: "He's a boy and he's never lost a battle. He'll risk anything at any time. ________________________________." | ||
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Because he doesn't know enough to be afraid. | ||
| He's a bloody fool. | |||
| He knows how to play the game. | |||
| What a cunt he is. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
People *did* say "cunt" a lot in this episode, but Tywin is above that. |
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| 7. | What is Bronn doing that annoys Tyrion? | ||
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Cleaning his fingernails | ||
| Drinking | |||
| Singing | |||
| Talking about how hot Cersei is | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Bronn never really struck us as the cleanly type, but there seems to be more to the sellsword than meets the eye. |
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| 8. | Since Bronn has taken over command of the Gold Cloaks, there has been a marked drop in ____________ in King's Landing. | ||
| Happiness | |||
| Murder | |||
| Rape | |||
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Thievery | ||
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By way of explanation.....
His methods are extreme but effective. |
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| 9. | What do Samwell Tarley and the other Black Brothers find buried in the snow? | ||
| Buried treasure | |||
| The head of Jon Snow's uncle, Benjen Stark | |||
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Weapons made of Dragonglass | ||
| White Walkers | |||
| 10. | What is the third name that Arya gives to Jaqen H'ghar? | ||
| Gregor Clegane | |||
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Jaqen H'ghar | ||
| Joffrey Baratheon | |||
| Tywin Lannister | |||
| 11. | Arya agrees to un-name Jaqen H'ghar if he will do something else instead. What is it? | ||
| Destroy Harrenhal. | |||
| Find Jaime Lannister. | |||
| Go to Winterfell and defeat Theon Greyjoy. | |||
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Help her and her friends escape. | ||
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By way of explanation.....
A girl lacks honor. |
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| 12. | Why does Cersei say Varys is so dangerous? | ||
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Because he doesn't have a cock. | ||
| Because he knows everything they're going to do before they do it. | |||
| Because she suspects he is loyal to another king's cause | |||
| Because you never know who is in his pocket. | |||
| 13. | How does Stannis honor Ser Davos, the "Onion Knight"? | ||
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He names him his Hand | ||
| He offers a lordship for Davos's son | |||
| He offers him Storm's End | |||
| He offers to share the Red Witch with him | |||
| 14. | Finish this statement by Tyrion: "The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned Lord wants them drowned. __________________________." | ||
| How many gods are out there, anyway? | |||
| What do you think the old tree god wants? | |||
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Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? | ||
| Why are our gods so meek and gentle? | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Tyrion is *not* above saying "cunt". |
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| 15. | What does Ser Jorah suggest that Daenerys should do? | ||
| Arrange a marriage with Joffrey Baratheon | |||
| Go to the House of the Undying and retrieve her dragons | |||
| Marry Xaro Xhoan Daxos | |||
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Set sail for Astapor, leaving her dragons behind | ||