1. | Theon "Nancy Boy" Greyjoy quotes something Ned Stark was fond of saying about Winterfell. What is it? | ||
"500 men could hold Winterfell against 10,000." | |||
"The old gods will always protect Winterfell." | |||
"This place is where kings are made." | |||
"The weather outside is frightful, but inside it's so delightful." | |||
2. | What does Ygritte say after Jon Snow tells her, "I'm a man of the Night's Watch"? | ||
"And you're about to be a dead man of the Night's Watch." | |||
"I'm more man than you are." | |||
"Real men don't have awful mustaches like yours." | |||
"You're a boy who's never been with a girl." | |||
3. | Arya brings Lord Tywin some mutton. What does he say about it? | ||
"Do you think this mutton is poisoned?" | |||
"I don't like mutton." | |||
"Mutton reminds me of my son, Tyrion." | |||
"Thank you...my lady." | |||
4. | What happened to Harrenhal to make it the ruin of a fortress it is today? | ||
An unexpected attack by sea. | |||
Dragons happened. | |||
Lord Harren ordered it to be taken down piece by piece and then rebuilt...but the rebuilding never happened. | |||
The villagers rioted and tore it down. | |||
5. | What does Arya claim was her father's occupation? | ||
Farmer | |||
Hand of the King - why won't anyone believe her? | |||
Innkeeper | |||
Stonemason | |||
6. | How does Tywin figure out that Arya is not really a commoner? | ||
She can name the entire Stark line all the way back to when they were technically wildlings | |||
She knows how to properly curtsey | |||
She says "my Lord" instead of "m'Lord" | |||
She uses all her utensils correctly | |||
7. | Sansa and The Hound (Sandor Clegane) have a conversation in a hallway. What does he say gives him joy? | ||
Fucking | |||
Killing | |||
The knowledge that Joffrey is the right person to be king | |||
Seeing her face every day | |||
8. | Why are Robb Stark's men annoyed with the nurse, Talisa Maegyr? | ||
She's always talking about how great Joffrey is | |||
She's tending to wounded men from both sides of the skirmish, not just Robb's side | |||
She's too distracting to them because she's so pretty | |||
They're afraid she'll become the spy who loves him | |||
By way of explanation.....
No one has ever said anything nice about Joffrey. |
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9. | Daenerys says there is one way that Ser Jorah Mormont can help her. What is it? | ||
Find her dragons. | |||
Get her some ships. | |||
Kiss her. | |||
Raise an army of savages. | |||
10. | Jon Snow has a big, big problem. What is it? | ||
He has frostbite. | |||
He's surrounded by wildlings. | |||
His direwolf has disappeared. | |||
His sword has broken. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Where is his direwolf, anyway? (That's not really his problem right now, though.) |
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11. | Sansa Stark has a big, big problem. What is it? | ||
Joffrey wants to take her back out amongst the people. Surely she won't be kidnapped and almost raped/murdered again. | |||
She has a huge crush on the Hound. | |||
She has "flowered" and is now able to have Joffrey's children, which means their wedding date can be set. | |||
She lost a precious diamond given to her by Joffrey. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Sansa's life as a future queen is not nearly as fun as it was when she daydreamed about it. |
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12. | Sansa asks, "Shouldn't I love Joffrey, your Grace?" What is Cersei's reply? | ||
"It is unfortunate that you don't have a twin." | |||
"Love is irrelevant. You will do your duty." | |||
"A Stark can never love a Lannister...er, Baratheon." | |||
"You can try." | |||
By way of explanation.....
Cersei knows the deal. |
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13. | What can Alton Lannister do for Jaime? | ||
Be Cersei for the evening | |||
Die | |||
Share his dinner | |||
Take a message to Cersei | |||
14. | Who turns out to be the betrayer of Daenerys? | ||
Khal Drogo, returned from the dead | |||
Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
The Spice King | |||
Xaro Xhoan Daxos | |||
By way of explanation.....
Xaro Xhoan Daxos does have a little help from Pyat Pree, of course. That guy is a freak. |
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15. | What does Theon Greyjoy do to prove he's *not* a nancy boy? | ||
He feels up his sister...again | |||
He kills all the people of Winterfell | |||
He shows the people of Winterfell the burned bodies of two young boys, presumed to be Bran and Rickon Stark | |||
He strings up some direwolves | |||
By way of explanation.....
If Theon or Joffrey win this thing in the end, we're taking our torches and heading to George R.R. Martin's house. |
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