| 1. | Theon "Nancy Boy" Greyjoy quotes something Ned Stark was fond of saying about Winterfell. What is it? | ||
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"500 men could hold Winterfell against 10,000." | ||
| "The old gods will always protect Winterfell." | |||
| "This place is where kings are made." | |||
| "The weather outside is frightful, but inside it's so delightful." | |||
| 2. | What does Ygritte say after Jon Snow tells her, "I'm a man of the Night's Watch"? | ||
| "And you're about to be a dead man of the Night's Watch." | |||
| "I'm more man than you are." | |||
| "Real men don't have awful mustaches like yours." | |||
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"You're a boy who's never been with a girl." | ||
| 3. | Arya brings Lord Tywin some mutton. What does he say about it? | ||
| "Do you think this mutton is poisoned?" | |||
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"I don't like mutton." | ||
| "Mutton reminds me of my son, Tyrion." | |||
| "Thank you...my lady." | |||
| 4. | What happened to Harrenhal to make it the ruin of a fortress it is today? | ||
| An unexpected attack by sea. | |||
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Dragons happened. | ||
| Lord Harren ordered it to be taken down piece by piece and then rebuilt...but the rebuilding never happened. | |||
| The villagers rioted and tore it down. | |||
| 5. | What does Arya claim was her father's occupation? | ||
| Farmer | |||
| Hand of the King - why won't anyone believe her? | |||
| Innkeeper | |||
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Stonemason | ||
| 6. | How does Tywin figure out that Arya is not really a commoner? | ||
| She can name the entire Stark line all the way back to when they were technically wildlings | |||
| She knows how to properly curtsey | |||
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She says "my Lord" instead of "m'Lord" | ||
| She uses all her utensils correctly | |||
| 7. | Sansa and The Hound (Sandor Clegane) have a conversation in a hallway. What does he say gives him joy? | ||
| Fucking | |||
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Killing | ||
| The knowledge that Joffrey is the right person to be king | |||
| Seeing her face every day | |||
| 8. | Why are Robb Stark's men annoyed with the nurse, Talisa Maegyr? | ||
| She's always talking about how great Joffrey is | |||
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She's tending to wounded men from both sides of the skirmish, not just Robb's side | ||
| She's too distracting to them because she's so pretty | |||
| They're afraid she'll become the spy who loves him | |||
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By way of explanation.....
No one has ever said anything nice about Joffrey. |
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| 9. | Daenerys says there is one way that Ser Jorah Mormont can help her. What is it? | ||
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Find her dragons. | ||
| Get her some ships. | |||
| Kiss her. | |||
| Raise an army of savages. | |||
| 10. | Jon Snow has a big, big problem. What is it? | ||
| He has frostbite. | |||
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He's surrounded by wildlings. | ||
| His direwolf has disappeared. | |||
| His sword has broken. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Where is his direwolf, anyway? (That's not really his problem right now, though.) |
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| 11. | Sansa Stark has a big, big problem. What is it? | ||
| Joffrey wants to take her back out amongst the people. Surely she won't be kidnapped and almost raped/murdered again. | |||
| She has a huge crush on the Hound. | |||
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She has "flowered" and is now able to have Joffrey's children, which means their wedding date can be set. | ||
| She lost a precious diamond given to her by Joffrey. | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Sansa's life as a future queen is not nearly as fun as it was when she daydreamed about it. |
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| 12. | Sansa asks, "Shouldn't I love Joffrey, your Grace?" What is Cersei's reply? | ||
| "It is unfortunate that you don't have a twin." | |||
| "Love is irrelevant. You will do your duty." | |||
| "A Stark can never love a Lannister...er, Baratheon." | |||
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"You can try." | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Cersei knows the deal. |
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| 13. | What can Alton Lannister do for Jaime? | ||
| Be Cersei for the evening | |||
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Die | ||
| Share his dinner | |||
| Take a message to Cersei | |||
| 14. | Who turns out to be the betrayer of Daenerys? | ||
| Khal Drogo, returned from the dead | |||
| Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
| The Spice King | |||
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Xaro Xhoan Daxos | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Xaro Xhoan Daxos does have a little help from Pyat Pree, of course. That guy is a freak. |
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| 15. | What does Theon Greyjoy do to prove he's *not* a nancy boy? | ||
| He feels up his sister...again | |||
| He kills all the people of Winterfell | |||
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He shows the people of Winterfell the burned bodies of two young boys, presumed to be Bran and Rickon Stark | ||
| He strings up some direwolves | |||
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By way of explanation.....
If Theon or Joffrey win this thing in the end, we're taking our torches and heading to George R.R. Martin's house. |
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