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![]() Moe suggests choosing the designated driver using the same way they pick the Pope: |
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| by spinning on barstools | |||
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by drawing pickled eggs | ||
| by playing the Love-Tester | |||
| by a drinking contest | |||
| 2. |
![]() It’s Duffman, the guy in a costume who creates awareness of Duff! What is Duffman’s theme song? |
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| “Legs”, by ZZ Top | |||
| “Rock and Roll Part 2”, by Gary Glitter | |||
| “Real American”, by Rick Derringer | |||
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“Oh Yeah”, by Yello | ||
| 3. |
![]() Barney drives off in Homer’s car, only to return two months later. What is the only thing that Barney can remember? |
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| waking up in the Lincoln Bedroom... or was it a box of kitty litter? | |||
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giving a guest lecture at Villanova... or was it a street corner? | ||
| being married to Sarah Jessica Parker... or was it a horse? | |||
| getting hired as a writer for a successful TV show... or was it the Fox Network? | |||
| 4. |
![]() Homer’s vehicle is illegally parked in New York City. In Homer’s flashback to his last visit to the Big Apple, who throws garbage on him? |
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Woody Allen | ||
| Lorne Michaels | |||
| Jerry Seinfeld | |||
| Donald Trump | |||
| 5. |
![]() Marge says that Homer cannot judge New York on its: |
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| vagrants and pornographers | |||
| muggers and skanks | |||
| junkies and perverts | |||
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pimps and chuds | ||
| 6. |
![]() That bus ride took way too long. How come the Simpsons had to transfer twice in which city? |
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Atlanta | ||
| Louisville | |||
| St Louis | |||
| Cincinnati | |||
| 7. |
![]() To ensure they are not preyed on by New Yorkers, Homer’s cover story is that they are: |
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| representatives of the Canadian Mounted Police | |||
| goat-herders from a fictional Mediterranean island | |||
| street-savvy teens from Philadelphia | |||
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sophisticated millionaires from the Ozarks | ||
| 8. |
![]() Homer’s car is illegally parked in which location? |
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1 World Trade Plaza | ||
| the Metropolitan Museum of Art | |||
| Times Square | |||
| Liberty Island | |||
| 9. |
![]() Please wait by your vehicle between 9 am and 5 pm for Parking Officer Steve: |
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| Mruczkowski | |||
| Romanowski | |||
| Kozlowski | |||
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Grabowski | ||
| 10. |
![]() Lisa meets a man on the subway, who can be contacted by writing to: |
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| Hitler, care of NASA | |||
| Maverick, care of the White House | |||
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Jesus, care of the Pentagon | ||
| Madonna, care of Alcatraz | |||
| 11. |
![]() What is the name of this delicious-looking meat product? |
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| kashkh khoresh | |||
| khoshkar kopoli | |||
| khiar khalou | |||
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khlav kalash | ||
| 12. |
![]() To wash the awful taste of khlav kalash out of your mouth, you can drink either crab juice or: |
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| Dr Pepper | |||
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Mountain Dew | ||
| A&W Root Beer | |||
| Sunkist | |||
| 13. |
![]() Bart visits the headquarters of MAD Magazine, which shares its floor with: |
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| a free clinic | |||
| a skin care clinic | |||
| a sexual health clinic | |||
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a methadone clinic | ||
| 14. |
![]() Kickin’ It is a musical about |
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| Chuck Norris | |||
| American History X | |||
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the Betty Ford Clinic | ||
| the North American Soccer League | |||
| 15. |
![]() Homer drives through Central Park to pick up Marge, Bart and Lisa, who are in a horse-drawn carriage. What is the name of the horse? |
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| Rusty | |||
| Giuliani | |||
| Shadowfax | |||
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Secretariat | ||