1. | Robb tells Lord Bolton that they will not be torturing any prisoners after Bolton suggests that they should... | ||
Castrate them | |||
Flay them | |||
Keelhaul them | |||
Scalp them | |||
2. | "The boy was lucky you were here," Robb Stark tells Talisa, a nurse who was tending a young man who had to have his leg amputated. What is Talisa's reply? | ||
"He was unlucky you were." | |||
"Luck is a myth." | |||
"Why Your Grace, are you flirting with me?" | |||
"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!" | |||
3. | At the king's court, Ser Lancel Lannister tells the crowd that Robb fell on Stafford Lannister with an army of wolves, butchering thousands of good men. What does Lancel say Robb Stark and his army did after this slaughter? | ||
Carried off all the women. | |||
Feasted on the flesh of the dead men. | |||
Howled at the moon. | |||
Stole the dragon bones that were laid to rest in that area. | |||
4. | Tyrion walks in on Joffrey holding court, and is dismayed to see that the young king is having his future queen Sansa Stark beaten and stripped of her clothing because of her brother's actions. Joffrey tells his uncle, "You can't talk to me like that! The king can do as he likes!" What is Tyrion's response? | ||
"Can it, you nit." | |||
"The mad king did as he liked. Did your Uncle Jaime ever tell you what happened to him?" | |||
"Sansa, you can slap him if you like." | |||
"You can do what you like when you're 18. Until then, the Imp is in charge." | |||
5. | Tyrion gives Joffrey a nameday gift of two whores, thinking that the lad just needs to, ahem, release some nervous tension. Which of these does he *not* ask the red-headed Ros to do to the other prostitute? | ||
Hit her. | |||
Hit her harder (with the king's scepter). | |||
Touch her. | |||
Nothing. He has no interest in women. | |||
6. | Complete this quote from Lord Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger): "If war were arithmetic..." | ||
"No one would ever choose to fight." | |||
"...The mathematicians would rule the world." | |||
"...The nerds would win." | |||
"The soldiers would get bored to death." | |||
7. | What is Arya's answer to the question, "What kind of fire melts stone?" | ||
Blackfire | |||
Dragon fire | |||
Maester fire | |||
Wildfire | |||
8. | Which of the following people is *not* included in Arya's nightly revenge meditation? | ||
Cersei | |||
Joffrey | |||
Sansa | |||
The Hound | |||
9. | Littlefinger brings a gift to Catelyn Stark. What is it? | ||
The bones of her husband, Ned Stark | |||
The knife that was used in the attempt on her son Bran's life | |||
His penis | |||
Sansa Stark | |||
10. | Complete this quote from Renly: "Born amidst salt and smoke? ..." | ||
"...Is he a ham?" | |||
"...I was born in the same place he was and I don't remember either one." | |||
"...We both came from the same womb." | |||
"...What sort of weird witch are you?" | |||
11. | Daenerys and her "horde" of Dothraki finally find a city that is willing to welcome them...sort of. The Thirteen of Qarth are ready to turn them away until a large man named Xaro Xaan Daaxos invokes ______, meaning that he will vouch for the Khaleesi and her people. | ||
Doofai | |||
Goofai | |||
Loofai | |||
Soumai | |||
12. | Gendry is about to be tortured to death, but __________ shows up to save the day. | ||
Jon Snow | |||
Renly Baratheon | |||
Robb Stark | |||
Tywin Lannister. No, really. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Sometimes the least likely option is the correct one. |
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13. | Tywin immediately realizes that Arya is a girl posing as a boy, and takes her from the prisoners' pit to become his... | ||
Cupbearer | |||
Foster daughter | |||
Future wife | |||
Steward | |||
14. | Ser Lancel Lannister comes to deliver a message to Tyrion from Cersei. What secret about Lancel does Tyrion quickly discern? | ||
That Lancel can't read. | |||
That Lancel has been bedding Cersei. | |||
That Lancel is actually another one of Robert Baratheon's bastard sons. | |||
That Lancel is actually a woman, baby. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Apparently Cersei likes to keep it all in the family. |
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15. | It seemed like only yesterday that Stannis was having sex with Melisandre on a table so that she might bear him a son. Davos takes her ashore at Stannis's request and discovers that she is *extremely* pregnant and ready to give birth. What issues forth from her womb? | ||
A dragon | |||
An adorable baby boy | |||
A smoke person/thing/monster | |||
A wolf | |||
By way of explanation.....
WTF? |
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