1. | World Peace suspended! Metta World Peace, that is. The artist formerly known as Ron Artest was shown the door for this many games for an unworld-peacey-like elbow to the Thunder's James Harden: | ||
3 | |||
5 | |||
7 | |||
the rest of the season | |||
2. | This Tiger is in some deep doo-doo regarding an alleged assault and hate crime: | ||
Octavio Dotel | |||
Delmon Young | |||
Miguel Cabrera | |||
Prince Fielder | |||
3. | The Marlins made some unusual history on Tuesday by walking four consecutive Mets. It wasn't unusual that the Mets walked instead of striking out, it was unusual that: | ||
they walked on sixteen pitches | |||
three of the four batters were eventually picked off | |||
it happened in the 9th inning so the Mets walked off with a bunch of walks | |||
the four walks were issued by four different pitchers | |||
By way of explanation.....
Relive the hilarity |
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4. | Alright, so we knew Andrew Luck was going first, RG3 second, but quick, who was the third pick in the NFL Draft? | ||
Trent Richardson | |||
Matt Kalil | |||
Morris Claiborne | |||
Justin Blackmon | |||
5. | Congratulations Charlotte Bobcats! Despite a reduced schedule, you still managed to set the NBA record for futility with your 23rd straight loss to end the season. They won this many games on the season: | ||
5 | |||
7 | |||
8 | |||
9 | |||
6. | In a collision of fake holidays, Strasmas and Harpsgiving both fell on Saturday as 19-year-old Bryce Harper made his MLB debut against this team: | ||
Braves | |||
Padres | |||
Rockies | |||
Dodgers | |||
7. | Harper did have his first major league hit and RBI, but this man ruined everything with his league leading 10th home run in extra innings: | ||
James Loney | |||
Matt Kemp | |||
Andre Ethier | |||
Mark Ellis | |||
8. | Pudge Rodriguez officially retired this week, and after the announcement, he participate in the ceremonial first pitch at a Ranger game. What was unique about the pitch? | ||
the pitch was thrown from home plate to second base | |||
the pitch was clocked at 89 mph | |||
the pitch was thrown way outside. Way, way outside. | |||
he caught the pitch instead of throwing it | |||
9. | This position was drafted the most in the first round of the NFL Draft: | ||
quarterback | |||
defensive end | |||
wide receiver | |||
running back | |||
By way of explanation.....
there were five DE's selected, four of each other positions |
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10. | The Nelson Muntz Memorial Ha-Ha! Award goes to this team, which inexplicably picked a punter in the third round: | ||
Seattle | |||
Oakland | |||
Miami | |||
Jacksonville | |||
11. | In the NHL, this was the only Eastern Conference quarterfinal matchup that didn't need the full seven games: | ||
Washington/Boston | |||
Philadelphia/Pittsburgh | |||
New York/Ottawa | |||
New Jersey/Florida | |||
12. | Reports surfaced this week that the BCS may finally see a long overdue overhaul, with this format being most likely: | ||
a four-team playoff | |||
an eight-team playoff | |||
a sixteen-team playoff | |||
Just kidding! They're still going with the two-team championship game | |||
13. | We don't know which team will be the focus of HBO's Hard Knocks this season, but we can tell you that it won't be this team, which publicly said no: | ||
Jets | |||
49ers | |||
Falcons | |||
Cowboys | |||
14. | An online tournament to pick the cover player for Madden '13 is over, and it's time to meet the winner: | ||
Cam Newton | |||
Aaron Rodgers | |||
Calvin Johnson | |||
Tim Tebow | |||
15. | EA also announced that these two gents will be providing play by play and color commentary in the next edition of Madden: | ||
Jim Nantz and Phil Simms | |||
Gus Johnson and Chris Collinsworth | |||
Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth | |||
John Madden and Pat Summerall | |||
16. | NBA Uh-oh, Part 1: The Bulls may have one Game 1 against the Sixers but they lost Derrick Rose for the rest of the playoffs to a: | ||
concussion | |||
torn ACL | |||
back injury | |||
broken ankle | |||
17. | NBA Uh-oh, Part 2: The Celtics lost game 1 against the Hawks, and may also be without the services of this man for future games after getting ejected for bumping an official: | ||
Paul Pierce | |||
Rajon Rondo | |||
Kevin Garnett | |||
Ray Allen | |||
18. | One of the stranger events of the draft happened to a fellow named Mohamed Sanu. He received a call that he had been drafted by this team in the first round, except he totally wasn't: (The same team did pick him, this time for realsies, in the third round.) | ||
Bengals | |||
Chiefs | |||
Bears | |||
Browns | |||
19. | Leading the Clippers by 21 at the start of the fourth quarter, there was no way the Grizzlies were going to lose Game 1 of their series, right? | ||
Right, they won by double digits | |||
Right, but the Clippers made it close | |||
Right, but they needed overtime | |||
Nope, they lost by one | |||
20. | In our contractually obligated NASCAR question, meet the winner of this weekend's race at Richmond International Speedway | ||
Dale Earnhardt, Jr. | |||
Tony Stewart | |||
Kyle Busch | |||
Jimmie Johnson | |||