1. | It's Joffrey's Nameday celebration, and the young king becomes irritated with Ser Dontos Hollard for being late and drunk. Joffrey plans to kill him by drowning him in alcohol, but Sansa convinces him to do what instead? | ||
To chop off four of Dontos's fingers | |||
To force him to fight the Hound | |||
To make Dontos his new Fool | |||
To send him to the Wall | |||
2. | Tyrion does a clever recap of his adventures in the first season, by stating that he has done all of the following except | ||
Fought with the Hill Tribes | |||
Pissed off the Edge of the Wall | |||
Slept in a Sky Cell | |||
Went three full days without alcohol | |||
By way of explanation.....
C'mon, you don't really think the Imp could go that long without imbibing, do you? |
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3. | To start Season Two, Tyrion gets a promotion! What job will he have now? | ||
Hand of the King | |||
King of the Whores | |||
Lord of Harrenhal | |||
Regent | |||
4. | Since Ned Stark was (spoilers!) beheaded at the end of Season One, there must be a new Lord at Winterfell. Who is serving in that spot now? | ||
Bran Stark | |||
Jon Snow | |||
Rickon Stark | |||
Robb Stark | |||
By way of explanation.....
Jon is at the Wall, Robb is at war as King of the North, and Rickon is too young, leaving Bran in charge. |
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5. | "A comet means one thing, boy," says Osha. What does she believe it portends? | ||
Dragons | |||
That little Lords need baths | |||
White Walkers | |||
Winter | |||
6. | Daenerys has lost her baby and Drogo, and she loses something else in this episode. Who or what is it? | ||
Her dragon, Drogon | |||
Her horse, Silver | |||
Her knight, Ser Jorah Mormont | |||
Her servant, Jiri | |||
7. | Jon Snow and his other brethren are out exploring beyond the Wall. They make a stop at the home of a wildling named Craster, who isn't a pleasant guy at all. What do Jon and Sam Tarly learn about their host? | ||
He eats human flesh | |||
He's left handed | |||
He marries his daughters | |||
One of the men from the Wall is promised to him (if you know what we mean) | |||
8. | What does Jon wonder upon hearing the revelation that Craster marries his daughters? | ||
How does he keep them all satisfied? | |||
What does he do with his sons? | |||
What do the women call each other? | |||
Why don't they run away? | |||
9. | New character time! Melisandre dresses in red, likes to talk about how the night is dark and full of terrors, and is a... | ||
Member of the Kingsguard | |||
Northern spy | |||
Witch/Priestess | |||
Whore/thief | |||
10. | How does Stannis prove that he is worthy to be king? | ||
Burns down a boat | |||
He draws the flaming sword Lightbringer from a rock | |||
Nails the witch/priestess in front of his men | |||
Smiles. Once. And it's painful to him. | |||
11. | Robb (now King in the North!) exchanges words with one of his enemies. Who is it? | ||
Gregor Clegane aka The Mountain | |||
Jaime Lannister | |||
Tyrion Lannister | |||
Tywin Lannister | |||
12. |
Littlefinger says, "Knowledge is power."
Cersei Lannister retorts, "_______________________________." |
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Dragons are power. | |||
Money is power. | |||
Power is power. | |||
A pure bloodline is power. | |||
13. | Robb treats with the Lannisters - or is it the Baratheons? - for the release of the Kingslayer. Which of these is not one of Robb's three requirements? | ||
Joffrey and the Queen Regent must renounce all claim to dominion of the North. | |||
My brother Bran must be cured of his paralysis. | |||
My father's bones must be returned to us. | |||
Your family must release my sisters. | |||
14. | What's Joffrey's final command in the episode? | ||
Dye his hair. He looks like a girl, not a warrior. | |||
Kill all his "father's" bastard children | |||
Kill Dontos, the new Fool. It'll be funny. | |||
Prove his royal lineage to refute the "foul" rumor about him. | |||
15. | Unbeknownst to her, Arya's new companion is being hunted. He will be identified by this object: | ||
Bull's Head Helmet | |||
Eye Patch | |||
Peg Leg | |||
A sword of Valyrian steel | |||