In the 7^11, Fry is denied a 5% military discount on his 40 cent purchase of which brand of bubble gum?
Fry and Bender join the military to get the 5% discount, but war were declared and they’re stuck there. The army has a men-only policy due to a series of deadly blunders caused by:
|diverting female bosoms and lots of harmless wolf whistles|
|distracting low-cut fatigues and lots of harmless pinching|
|sexy skin-tight uniforms and lost of harmless attempts at seduction|
|unisex shower rooms and lots of harmless towel-snapping|
Zapp Brannigan suffers from a very sexy learning disorder. What does he call it?
|sex deficit disorder|
In addition to going to war, what is wrong with the gum Fry bought?
|it’s all seeds|
|it’s all gristle|
|it’s all bones|
|it’s all hair|
DOOP is going to war against the Spheroids. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like:
A mysterious purple-haired super-warrior has signed up in Fry’s squad. What name does he go by?
Lee Lemon is a man's man's man and his hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child. What lotion does he use?
|Oil of Oolay|
|Pert and Popular|
In the Nimbus Mess Hall, President Nixon tells Brannigan a story about his 20th century presidency, involving:
Zapp Brannigan has developed a strange attraction to Private Lemon. “Say, uh Lemon, do you like to read? I just got a great book on tape. It’s about _______________...”
|Alexander the Great|
|the Emperor Hadrian|
|life in ancient Greece|
What is the name of Zapp Brannigan’s horse?
According to Zapp Brannigan, what makes it a Scotch on the rocks?
|the bendy straw|
Zapp wants Kif to go
Bender is armed with a bomb that will explode when he says his most frequently-used word. What is not one of his top ten most frequently-used words?
The Elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced 3 metres in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 metres in the air. How many metres in the air did he bounce next?
Professor Farmsworth couldn’t remove the bomb, so they reset the word that triggers it to one from the list of word he almost never says. What is it?