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![]() Fast kicking, low scoring and ties? You bet! You’ll see all your favourite soccer stars including all of the following except: |
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| Aruglia | |||
| Barriaga | |||
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Zalliagatu | ||
| Pizzoza | |||
| 2. |
![]() This match will determine once and for all which is the greatest nation on earth! |
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Mexico or Portugal | ||
| Spain or Argentina | |||
| Uruguay or the Netherlands | |||
| France or Chile | |||
| 3. |
![]() Pele is at the soccer game. What is he hawking? |
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Crestfield Wax Paper | ||
| Clearex Household Wipes | |||
| McGregor Mattresses | |||
| Happy Brand Kitchen Blenders | |||
| 4. |
![]() Mayor Quimby declares mob rule, but if anyone tries to break into the Simpson house, Homer’s burglar alarm will let us know. All you have to do is watch: |
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| the cookie | |||
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the fish | ||
| the hairbrush | |||
| Marge’s purse | |||
| 5. |
![]() Intruders could enter your home any of the following ways, but which was not mentioned by the nice friendly salesman from Ex-Con? |
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| down the chimney | |||
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under the garage door | ||
| through the mail slot | |||
| hidden in the groceries | |||
| 6. |
![]() The deadliest gun at the Blood, Bath & Beyond is located in aisle six, next to what? |
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| the hippie-themed shooting targets | |||
| the framed copies of the Second Amendment | |||
| the camouflage baby clothes | |||
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the sympathy cards | ||
| 7. |
![]() How long is the waiting period for Homer’s gun? |
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| three days | |||
| four days | |||
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five days | ||
| seven days | |||
| 8. |
![]() During the waiting period, all of the following go past Homer’s front yard, except: |
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| a Target delivery truck | |||
| Patty and Selma on a tandem bike | |||
| a family of ducks | |||
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Flanders riding a golf cart | ||
| 9. |
![]() Homer is limited to three hands or less, because of all of the following reasons except: |
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he was arrested for attempted murder | ||
| he has been in a mental institution | |||
| he has had frequent problems with alcohol | |||
| he beat up former President Bush | |||
| 10. |
![]() What would life be like if Homer robbed the Kwik-E-Mart? It would feature all of the following except: |
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| Homer and Marge living in a mansion | |||
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Homer and Marge having a butler named Jeeves | ||
| Homer being elected to the Senate | |||
| Marge dancing in a pink bikini | |||
| 11. |
![]() Homer promises Marge to get rid of the gun, so he hides it. What are the odds that Bart would look in the... ? |
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| laundry basket | |||
| napkin drawer | |||
| cupboard with the cleaning products | |||
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vegetable crisper | ||
| 12. |
![]() Furious with Homer for not getting rid of the gun, Marge takes the kids over to Patty and Selma’s – but they have a gentleman caller. What is his occupation? |
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| pizza deliverer | |||
| census worker | |||
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TV repairman | ||
| plumber | |||
| 13. |
![]() What does Moe bring to the Homer-hosted NRA meeting? |
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irregular Oreos | ||
| leftover soup from the homeless kitchen | |||
| some potato salad he found on the street | |||
| Duff Patriot – it tastes like crap, but it’s American | |||
| 14. |
![]() Marge takes the kids to spend the night at the Sleep-Easy Motel. What do Bart and Lisa name the vibrating beds? |
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| Funky and Nasty | |||
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Smelly and Spotty | ||
| Dirty and Sweaty | |||
| Stinky and Stanky | |||
| 15. |
![]() Homer finally gets rid of the gun, but Marge finds that it suits her. She keeps the gun and walks off to the theme tune of: |
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the Avengers | ||
| Wonder Woman | |||
| Foxy Brown | |||
| Charlie’s Angels | |||