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Fast kicking, low scoring and ties? You bet! You’ll see all your favourite soccer stars including all of the following except: |
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Aruglia | |||
Barriaga | |||
Zalliagatu | |||
Pizzoza | |||
2. |
This match will determine once and for all which is the greatest nation on earth! |
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Mexico or Portugal | |||
Spain or Argentina | |||
Uruguay or the Netherlands | |||
France or Chile | |||
3. |
Pele is at the soccer game. What is he hawking? |
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Crestfield Wax Paper | |||
Clearex Household Wipes | |||
McGregor Mattresses | |||
Happy Brand Kitchen Blenders | |||
4. |
Mayor Quimby declares mob rule, but if anyone tries to break into the Simpson house, Homer’s burglar alarm will let us know. All you have to do is watch: |
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the cookie | |||
the fish | |||
the hairbrush | |||
Marge’s purse | |||
5. |
Intruders could enter your home any of the following ways, but which was not mentioned by the nice friendly salesman from Ex-Con? |
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down the chimney | |||
under the garage door | |||
through the mail slot | |||
hidden in the groceries | |||
6. |
The deadliest gun at the Blood, Bath & Beyond is located in aisle six, next to what? |
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the hippie-themed shooting targets | |||
the framed copies of the Second Amendment | |||
the camouflage baby clothes | |||
the sympathy cards | |||
7. |
How long is the waiting period for Homer’s gun? |
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three days | |||
four days | |||
five days | |||
seven days | |||
8. |
During the waiting period, all of the following go past Homer’s front yard, except: |
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a Target delivery truck | |||
Patty and Selma on a tandem bike | |||
a family of ducks | |||
Flanders riding a golf cart | |||
9. |
Homer is limited to three hands or less, because of all of the following reasons except: |
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he was arrested for attempted murder | |||
he has been in a mental institution | |||
he has had frequent problems with alcohol | |||
he beat up former President Bush | |||
10. |
What would life be like if Homer robbed the Kwik-E-Mart? It would feature all of the following except: |
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Homer and Marge living in a mansion | |||
Homer and Marge having a butler named Jeeves | |||
Homer being elected to the Senate | |||
Marge dancing in a pink bikini | |||
11. |
Homer promises Marge to get rid of the gun, so he hides it. What are the odds that Bart would look in the... ? |
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laundry basket | |||
napkin drawer | |||
cupboard with the cleaning products | |||
vegetable crisper | |||
12. |
Furious with Homer for not getting rid of the gun, Marge takes the kids over to Patty and Selma’s – but they have a gentleman caller. What is his occupation? |
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pizza deliverer | |||
census worker | |||
TV repairman | |||
plumber | |||
13. |
What does Moe bring to the Homer-hosted NRA meeting? |
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irregular Oreos | |||
leftover soup from the homeless kitchen | |||
some potato salad he found on the street | |||
Duff Patriot – it tastes like crap, but it’s American | |||
14. |
Marge takes the kids to spend the night at the Sleep-Easy Motel. What do Bart and Lisa name the vibrating beds? |
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Funky and Nasty | |||
Smelly and Spotty | |||
Dirty and Sweaty | |||
Stinky and Stanky | |||
15. |
Homer finally gets rid of the gun, but Marge finds that it suits her. She keeps the gun and walks off to the theme tune of: |
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the Avengers | |||
Wonder Woman | |||
Foxy Brown | |||
Charlie’s Angels | |||