Fast kicking, low scoring and ties? You bet! You’ll see all your favourite soccer stars including all of the following except:
This match will determine once and for all which is the greatest nation on earth!
|Mexico or Portugal|
|Spain or Argentina|
|Uruguay or the Netherlands|
|France or Chile|
Pele is at the soccer game. What is he hawking?
|Crestfield Wax Paper|
|Clearex Household Wipes|
|Happy Brand Kitchen Blenders|
Mayor Quimby declares mob rule, but if anyone tries to break into the Simpson house, Homer’s burglar alarm will let us know. All you have to do is watch:
Intruders could enter your home any of the following ways, but which was not mentioned by the nice friendly salesman from Ex-Con?
|down the chimney|
|under the garage door|
|through the mail slot|
|hidden in the groceries|
The deadliest gun at the Blood, Bath & Beyond is located in aisle six, next to what?
|the hippie-themed shooting targets|
|the framed copies of the Second Amendment|
|the camouflage baby clothes|
|the sympathy cards|
How long is the waiting period for Homer’s gun?
During the waiting period, all of the following go past Homer’s front yard, except:
|a Target delivery truck|
|Patty and Selma on a tandem bike|
|a family of ducks|
|Flanders riding a golf cart|
Homer is limited to three hands or less, because of all of the following reasons except:
|he was arrested for attempted murder|
|he has been in a mental institution|
|he has had frequent problems with alcohol|
|he beat up former President Bush|
What would life be like if Homer robbed the Kwik-E-Mart? It would feature all of the following except:
|Homer and Marge living in a mansion|
|Homer and Marge having a butler named Jeeves|
|Homer being elected to the Senate|
|Marge dancing in a pink bikini|
Homer promises Marge to get rid of the gun, so he hides it. What are the odds that Bart would look in the... ?
|cupboard with the cleaning products|
Furious with Homer for not getting rid of the gun, Marge takes the kids over to Patty and Selma’s – but they have a gentleman caller. What is his occupation?
What does Moe bring to the Homer-hosted NRA meeting?
|leftover soup from the homeless kitchen|
|some potato salad he found on the street|
|Duff Patriot – it tastes like crap, but it’s American|
Marge takes the kids to spend the night at the Sleep-Easy Motel. What do Bart and Lisa name the vibrating beds?
|Funky and Nasty|
|Smelly and Spotty|
|Dirty and Sweaty|
|Stinky and Stanky|
Homer finally gets rid of the gun, but Marge finds that it suits her. She keeps the gun and walks off to the theme tune of: