1. | As usual, George Clooney is playing George Clooney in The Descendants but just to see if you are paying attention, what is his character's name? | ||
Kai Mitchell | |||
Mark Mitchell | |||
Matt King | |||
Mike King | |||
By way of explanation.....
The Mitchells are married "friends" while Mike King is someone I just made up. |
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2. | The start of the movie features the only shot of Matt's wife wherein she isn't in a hospital bed. While the accident isn't shown on camera, what do we learn puts her in a coma? | ||
Boating accident | |||
Car accident | |||
Water Buffalo stampede | |||
Water skiing accident | |||
By way of explanation.....
Elizabeth King is shown happily water skiing at the start of the film but we later learn a boating accident is the cause of her coma. |
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3. | Youngest daughter Scottie (don't judge) is acting out a bit in the wake of her mother's tragedy. Which of these actions is she not guilty of displaying? | ||
Creepy hospital pictures | |||
Insincere apologies | |||
Mean-spirited tweets to a classmate | |||
(Waaaaay) Underage drinking | |||
By way of explanation.....
The insincere apology is made to the classmate she sends the vicious tweets. |
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4. | Explaining the title of the film, Matt King is a direct descendant of... | ||
Abraham Lincoln | |||
Brigham Young | |||
John D. Rockefeller | |||
King Kamehameha | |||
By way of explanation.....
King's great-great-grandmother was Princess Margaret Ke'alohilani, one of King Kamehameha's last direct descendants. |
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5. | These are going to sound made up but each of the following is the name of one of Matt King's cousins except... | ||
Gaius | |||
Milo | |||
Six | |||
Wink | |||
By way of explanation.....
Milo is a person, not a cat while Six and Wink's parents must have been hippies. Gaius (Baltar) is the guy who Admiral Adama hates. |
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6. | Don Holitzer is the favorite to win the land rights bid for Matt King's family land. What is the appeal of his candidacy? | ||
Holitzer would sell them back 49% of the land rights. | |||
Matt wants an outsider in charge of the land for a change. | |||
The money would come from Hawaii and stay in Hawaii. | |||
There are...certain documents the family would rather not see the light of days. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Holitzer is from Kauai and earned his fortune in Silicon Valley. His nativity appeals to the other Hawaiians. |
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7. | Blonde-haired surfer dude Troy walks over to Matt and Scottie and offers them a sincere apology. What is his transgression? | ||
Troy's driving fatally injured Elizabeth. | |||
Troy's inebriation forced Elizabeth to drive that day. | |||
Troy was the other man in the relationship. | |||
What, the hair isn't reason enough to dislike him? | |||
By way of explanation.....
Men with crow's feet should not bleach their hair. |
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8. | Alexandra is not in her dorm room late at night when her father arrives to retrieve her. Who/what is Alexandra doing? | ||
Drinking | |||
Sid | |||
Smoking Weed | |||
Winona | |||
9. | What does Alex reveal to her father? | ||
Her mother was cheating on him | |||
She didn't get into college | |||
She flunked out of school | |||
She is pregnant | |||
By way of explanation.....
If you want to see the actress as a pregnant teen, watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager. |
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10. | Upon hearing the news of his wife's infidelity, what does Matt do? | ||
Breaks the television | |||
Runs over to the home where Alex saw them cheating | |||
Runs over to the home of his wife's best friend | |||
Slaps his daughter for lying | |||
By way of explanation.....
What we learn from this scene is that it's hard to run in loafers. |
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11. | Matt's father-in-law, Scott, is an angry man. Who does he punch when they laugh at an inappropriate moment? | ||
Alex | |||
The mailman | |||
Matt | |||
Sid | |||
12. | Cheater Brian Speer takes time out from his busy schedule of cuckolding George Clooney to work as a... | ||
Lawyer | |||
Photographer | |||
Pool Cleaner | |||
Real Estate Agent | |||
By way of explanation.....
Never buy a home from the killer in Scream. It's just common sense, people. |
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13. | What is the final insult Matt hurls at his comatose wife before he brings his daughters in to visit her? | ||
Daddy's Little Girl | |||
I only asked you to marry me because you were pregnant | |||
Mayor of Whore Island | |||
Your diet wasn't working | |||
By way of explanation.....
That's right. He called her a Tyler Perry movie. Now -that- is low. |
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14. | When Matt and his daughters take a mini-vacation, they bump into Cousin Ralph at the airport. Where does he take them? | ||
Camping | |||
The family land | |||
Sea World | |||
The zoo | |||
15. | In a strange turn of events, Matt asks for parenting advice from... | ||
Alice, the mother-in-law suffering from dementia | |||
Brian Speer, the homewrecker | |||
Elizabeth, the comatose wife | |||
Sid, the stoner friend of his daughter | |||
By way of explanation.....
Asking Sid for parenting advice is like asking Enron for financial advice. |
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16. | What killed Sid's father? | ||
Drunk drivers. Two of them. | |||
Gunshot wound to the leg | |||
Lung cancer | |||
Water buffalo stampede | |||
By way of explanation.....
This makes me feel guilty about the Sid joke in question 15. |
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17. | Where does Matt see Brian Speer in person for the first time? | ||
Eating at the hotel restaurant | |||
Jogging at the Beach | |||
Riding the Airport Tram | |||
Surfing at the Beach | |||
18. | Matt's cousin Hugh (Beau Bridges) informs him that Brian Speer will... | ||
impregnate a goat if there is money in it | |||
lose a lot of money if they deal with Holitzer | |||
make a lot of money if they deal with Holitzer | |||
never understand how to play poker | |||
By way of explanation.....
As the real estate agent for the deal, Speer will clean up in commissions if they choose Holitzer. |
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19. | Alex: "Why would she go for him?" Matt: "Beats me. Well..." | ||
Alcohol leads to poor judgment. Like you with Sid. | |||
Any port in a storm, honey. | |||
He's very articulate. | |||
Her self-esteem was at an all-time low. | |||
By way of explanation.....
The best part of the articulate statement is that the gentleman in question is stammering incoherently at the time. |
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20. | How did Brian and Elizabeth meet for the first time? | ||
eHarmony (nice product placement, jerks) | |||
Karaoke bar | |||
Super Bowl party | |||
Supermarket shopping | |||
By way of explanation.....
There is no eHarmony product placement...but they're still jerks. The Super Bowl party was hosted by the Mitchells, who were pretty lousy friends to Matt. |
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21. | Which of the following statements is untrue? | ||
Brian has been in Matt's bedroom | |||
Brian loved Elizabeth | |||
Elizabeth loved Brian | |||
Elizabeth wanted a divorce | |||
By way of explanation.....
Brian was in Matt's bedroom twice while Elizabeth loved Brian and wanted a divorce from Matt. For Brian, the illicit relationship was just about sex, not love. |
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22. | What is the last thing does to Julie Speer before leaving their vacation home? | ||
Asks her to come visit his dying wife in the hospital | |||
Feels her up | |||
Kisses her | |||
Reveals the truth about the affair | |||
23. | Who is the first to defend Matt when his jerk father-in-law blames him for the boating accident and virtually everything else bad in the world? | ||
Alex | |||
Julie Speer | |||
Kai | |||
Sid | |||
By way of explanation.....
This is quite brave considering Sid still has the black eye from the last time the old man got mad at him. |
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24. | What does Matt finally decide to do with the land? | ||
He flips a coin | |||
He keeps it for the seven more years | |||
He sells it to the Chicago group | |||
He sells it to the Holitzer group | |||
By way of explanation.....
The Descendants 2: Angry Cousins |
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25. | What does Julie, Brian's wife, tell Elizabeth? | ||
I am glad you are in pain. | |||
I forgive you. | |||
I hope you rot in Hell. | |||
I will never forgive you. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Any of these replies would have been valid. I forgive you is the most impressive. |
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