1. |
Colonel Tex’s Travelling Carnival is in town. What does Lisa want to eat? |
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fried Twinkies | |||
fried sugar | |||
fried Oreos | |||
fried cotton candy | |||
2. |
Which carnival activity do the Simpsons try first? |
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the Screamatorium | |||
Knock the Fuzzy Guy Out | |||
the Tooth Chipper | |||
the Wheel of Chance | |||
3. |
Cooder takes sympathy on Homer for losing the fixed ring toss game, and gives him: |
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a patriotic eraser | |||
a giant novelty comb | |||
a foam visor | |||
a bead bracelet | |||
4. |
Colonel Tex demands that Bart cover the damage he did to: |
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the dancing robot | |||
the Globe of Death | |||
the candy floss machine | |||
Hitler’s car | |||
5. |
What is Homer and Bart’s first job? |
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playing substitute moles in Whack-a-Mole | |||
shovelling horse manure | |||
dunk tank targets | |||
shaving the bearded lady’s legs | |||
6. |
Who or what is Humphrey? |
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the guy who sells those horrible pretzels | |||
the Pirate Dog | |||
the carnival elf | |||
a talking camel | |||
7. |
Cooder and Spud have to go to their AA meeting, which means Homer and Bart do not have to: |
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eat any more light-bulbs | |||
make up psychic predictions | |||
bite the heads off chickens | |||
sub in for Impervo the Painless | |||
8. |
Homer and Bart are given a quick lesson in how to draw rubes to the ring-toss game – sweet talk, insults and slang from the 30s that no one uses any more. “Like rube?” |
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“Now you’re on the trolley.” | |||
“That’s tripping for biscuits.” | |||
“It’s all eggs in coffee from now on.” | |||
“You shred it, wheat.” | |||
9. |
Who is Chief Wiggum really looking for at the carnival? |
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Mr Twenty | |||
Mr Kickback | |||
Mr Payoff | |||
Mr Bribe | |||
10. |
Spud has an interesting way to impress girls. What is it? |
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unhinging all his joints at once | |||
wrestling moves that Robusto taught him | |||
pulling out his left eye | |||
trick-spitting | |||
11. |
The scam Cooder and Spud use to get the Simpsons out of the house so they can squat in it involves tickets to: |
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a Supercross race | |||
a glass-bottom boat ride | |||
a travelling shark exhibit | |||
a caramel factory tour | |||
12. |
Cooder dresses in Homer’s clothes, and Spud thinks he looks like: |
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James Bond | |||
Bruce Wayne | |||
Rhett Butler | |||
the Fonz | |||
13. |
What is Spud short for? |
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Spudrick | |||
Spudford | |||
Spudbert | |||
Spudward | |||
14. |
All of Homer’s ideas to get their house back involve what? |
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fire | |||
bulldozers | |||
dynamite | |||
plutonium | |||
15. |
Homer goes back to fixing this ass groove in the couch to the tune of: |
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Into the Groove, by Madonna | |||
Groove Is In The Heart, by Deee-Lite | |||
Groove Me, by King Floyd | |||
Shake Your Groove Thing, by Peaches & Herb | |||