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![]() Colonel Tex’s Travelling Carnival is in town. What does Lisa want to eat? |
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| fried Twinkies | |||
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fried sugar | ||
| fried Oreos | |||
| fried cotton candy | |||
| 2. |
![]() Which carnival activity do the Simpsons try first? |
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| the Screamatorium | |||
| Knock the Fuzzy Guy Out | |||
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the Tooth Chipper | ||
| the Wheel of Chance | |||
| 3. |
![]() Cooder takes sympathy on Homer for losing the fixed ring toss game, and gives him: |
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| a patriotic eraser | |||
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a giant novelty comb | ||
| a foam visor | |||
| a bead bracelet | |||
| 4. |
![]() Colonel Tex demands that Bart cover the damage he did to: |
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| the dancing robot | |||
| the Globe of Death | |||
| the candy floss machine | |||
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Hitler’s car | ||
| 5. |
![]() What is Homer and Bart’s first job? |
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| playing substitute moles in Whack-a-Mole | |||
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shovelling horse manure | ||
| dunk tank targets | |||
| shaving the bearded lady’s legs | |||
| 6. |
![]() Who or what is Humphrey? |
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| the guy who sells those horrible pretzels | |||
| the Pirate Dog | |||
| the carnival elf | |||
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a talking camel | ||
| 7. |
![]() Cooder and Spud have to go to their AA meeting, which means Homer and Bart do not have to: |
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| eat any more light-bulbs | |||
| make up psychic predictions | |||
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bite the heads off chickens | ||
| sub in for Impervo the Painless | |||
| 8. |
![]() Homer and Bart are given a quick lesson in how to draw rubes to the ring-toss game – sweet talk, insults and slang from the 30s that no one uses any more. “Like rube?” |
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“Now you’re on the trolley.” | ||
| “That’s tripping for biscuits.” | |||
| “It’s all eggs in coffee from now on.” | |||
| “You shred it, wheat.” | |||
| 9. |
![]() Who is Chief Wiggum really looking for at the carnival? |
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| Mr Twenty | |||
| Mr Kickback | |||
| Mr Payoff | |||
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Mr Bribe | ||
| 10. |
![]() Spud has an interesting way to impress girls. What is it? |
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unhinging all his joints at once | ||
| wrestling moves that Robusto taught him | |||
| pulling out his left eye | |||
| trick-spitting | |||
| 11. |
![]() The scam Cooder and Spud use to get the Simpsons out of the house so they can squat in it involves tickets to: |
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| a Supercross race | |||
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a glass-bottom boat ride | ||
| a travelling shark exhibit | |||
| a caramel factory tour | |||
| 12. |
![]() Cooder dresses in Homer’s clothes, and Spud thinks he looks like: |
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James Bond | ||
| Bruce Wayne | |||
| Rhett Butler | |||
| the Fonz | |||
| 13. |
![]() What is Spud short for? |
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| Spudrick | |||
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Spudford | ||
| Spudbert | |||
| Spudward | |||
| 14. |
![]() All of Homer’s ideas to get their house back involve what? |
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fire | ||
| bulldozers | |||
| dynamite | |||
| plutonium | |||
| 15. |
![]() Homer goes back to fixing this ass groove in the couch to the tune of: |
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| Into the Groove, by Madonna | |||
| Groove Is In The Heart, by Deee-Lite | |||
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Groove Me, by King Floyd | ||
| Shake Your Groove Thing, by Peaches & Herb | |||