Colonel Tex’s Travelling Carnival is in town. What does Lisa want to eat?
|fried cotton candy|
Which carnival activity do the Simpsons try first?
|Knock the Fuzzy Guy Out|
|the Tooth Chipper|
|the Wheel of Chance|
Cooder takes sympathy on Homer for losing the fixed ring toss game, and gives him:
|a patriotic eraser|
|a giant novelty comb|
|a foam visor|
|a bead bracelet|
Colonel Tex demands that Bart cover the damage he did to:
|the dancing robot|
|the Globe of Death|
|the candy floss machine|
What is Homer and Bart’s first job?
|playing substitute moles in Whack-a-Mole|
|shovelling horse manure|
|dunk tank targets|
|shaving the bearded lady’s legs|
Who or what is Humphrey?
|the guy who sells those horrible pretzels|
|the Pirate Dog|
|the carnival elf|
|a talking camel|
Cooder and Spud have to go to their AA meeting, which means Homer and Bart do not have to:
|eat any more light-bulbs|
|make up psychic predictions|
|bite the heads off chickens|
|sub in for Impervo the Painless|
Homer and Bart are given a quick lesson in how to draw rubes to the ring-toss game – sweet talk, insults and slang from the 30s that no one uses any more. “Like rube?”
|“Now you’re on the trolley.”|
|“That’s tripping for biscuits.”|
|“It’s all eggs in coffee from now on.”|
|“You shred it, wheat.”|
Who is Chief Wiggum really looking for at the carnival?
Spud has an interesting way to impress girls. What is it?
|unhinging all his joints at once|
|wrestling moves that Robusto taught him|
|pulling out his left eye|
The scam Cooder and Spud use to get the Simpsons out of the house so they can squat in it involves tickets to:
|a Supercross race|
|a glass-bottom boat ride|
|a travelling shark exhibit|
|a caramel factory tour|
Cooder dresses in Homer’s clothes, and Spud thinks he looks like:
What is Spud short for?
All of Homer’s ideas to get their house back involve what?
Homer goes back to fixing this ass groove in the couch to the tune of:
|Into the Groove, by Madonna|
|Groove Is In The Heart, by Deee-Lite|
|Groove Me, by King Floyd|
|Shake Your Groove Thing, by Peaches & Herb|