| 1. | What is the number one problem of our community today? | ||
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Loose shoe laces | ||
| Pancake syrup distribution | |||
| Pencil eraser breakage | |||
| Sardine flavor | |||
| 2. | How does Flint, our hero, combat this loose shoelaces epidemic? | ||
| Bare Feet all the time! | |||
| Solid Sandals | |||
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Spray-On Sandals | ||
| Velcro | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Spray-On Sandals are Phil Knight's worst (k)nightmare. |
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| 3. | A huge problem in Flint's relationship with his dad is that Flint... | ||
| can't swim | |||
| doesn't like the taste of fish | |||
| doesn't laugh at his dad's fishing jokes | |||
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doesn't understand fishing metaphors | ||
| 4. | Other than the spray-on shoes that will not come off, which of these is not another Flint invention that worked improperly? | ||
| Flying Car | |||
| Hair Un-Balder | |||
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Mega-Bait for Sardines | ||
| Rat-birds | |||
| 5. | What is the town of Swallow Falls famous for? | ||
| The Falls. Duh. | |||
| Lack of gag reflex | |||
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Sardines | ||
| Spam | |||
| 6. | What does Flint receive for his birthday? | ||
| Electricity | |||
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Lab coat | ||
| Monkey butler | |||
| Weather balloon | |||
| 7. | How does Flint communicate with his monkey? | ||
| Lots and lots of yelling | |||
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Monkey Thought translator | ||
| Remote control | |||
| Sign language | |||
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By way of explanation.....
I wish *I* had a monkey thought translator. |
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| 8. | What do people call the grown man in the diaper? | ||
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Baby Brent | ||
| The Mayor | |||
| Tim | |||
| Disgusting | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Answer four goes without saying. |
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| 9. | What is the name of the new attraction in town? | ||
| Coasteropolis | |||
| Mega-Mall | |||
| Pearville | |||
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Sardine Land | ||
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By way of explanation.....
All of these are better ideas than Euro-Disney |
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| 10. | What is the occupation of perky intern Samantha Sparks? | ||
| Cannery supervisor | |||
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Meteorologist | ||
| News anchor | |||
| Scientist | |||
| 11. | What does Flint's latest invention do too well? | ||
| Mutates sardines into desserts | |||
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Mutates water into food | ||
| Turns bait into people food | |||
| Turns people into food | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Option #4 would make for a much darker movie. |
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| 12. | What does Flint call the device that changes the town forever? | ||
| Foodbot 9000 | |||
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FLDSMDFR | ||
| Meatball Mabel | |||
| The Weather Channeler | |||
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By way of explanation.....
In case you were wondering, that stands for Flint Lockwood's Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator. |
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| 13. | Swallow Falls' town name is changed to... | ||
| All Swallows | |||
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Chewand Swallow | ||
| Don't Forget to Swallow | |||
| Springfield | |||
| 14. | We don't mean to be superficial, but it's hard not to notice that one of the characters puts on a LOT of weight during the movie. Whose gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety? | ||
| Baby Brent | |||
| Flint | |||
| Flint's Dad | |||
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The Mayor | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Bruce Campbell really let himself go during the movie. |
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| 15. | Officer Earl Devereaux wants to do something special for his beloved son, Calvin, on the boy's birthday. Which food is chosen for this event? | ||
| Candy | |||
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Ice cream | ||
| Mac and cheese | |||
| Brussel Sprouts (that kid is weird) | |||
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By way of explanation.....
No kid in the world has ever liked brussel sprouts. Also, an ice cream town is an idea whose time has come. |
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| 16. | Flint knows how to impress the ladies. What does he build for Samantha Sparks? | ||
| Gravy Waterslide | |||
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Jello Castle | ||
| Ravioli Roller Coaster | |||
| Taco Tiki Hut | |||
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By way of explanation.....
I don't know if a taco tiki hut exists but now I want one. |
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| 17. | What makes the new and improved Flying Car 2 new and improved? | ||
| Electricity | |||
| Fuzzy Dice | |||
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Wings | ||
| Working Engine | |||
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By way of explanation.....
In hindsight, Flying Car 1's lack of wings seems like an obvious design flaw. |
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| 18. | The worst kind of tornado is a... | ||
| Cracker Tornado | |||
| Gumball Tornado | |||
| Sardine Tornado | |||
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Spaghetti Tornado | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Do insurance companies cover sauce damage? |
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| 19. | Manny the Cameraman has quite the impressive resume. He has been all of these except... | ||
| Comedian | |||
| Doctor | |||
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Particle Physicist | ||
| Pilot | |||
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By way of explanation.....
His being a particle phyisicist is a joke he tells because he is a comedian. |
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| 20. | One of the characters in the movie becomes some sort of scientific abomination, half-human and half-chicken. Who is this horrific chicken man? | ||
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Baby Brent | ||
| The Cameraman | |||
| The Mayor | |||
| Colonel Sanders | |||
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By way of explanation.....
The only thing worse than a grown man in a diaper is a grown man in a diaper in a chicken body. |
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| 21. | Which food item triggers an allergic reaction for Sam Sparks? | ||
| Peanuts | |||
| Milk | |||
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Peanut Brittle | ||
| Shellfish | |||
| 22. | Everyone's favorite monkey, Steve, changes into a ninja warrior and thereby saves the Flying Car 2 from destruction. What enemy does he savagely beat (and eat). | ||
| Alphabet soup letters | |||
| Baby Chicken Brent | |||
| Gingerbread men | |||
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Gummi Bears | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Arguably the funniest moment in the movie is when Steve rips out the gummi heart of an enemy. |
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| 23. | Flint's dad is something of a technophobe. What device does he struggle to master as the science lab loses structural integrity? | ||
| Cell phone | |||
| Computer monitor | |||
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Computer mouse | ||
| USB Flash Drive | |||
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By way of explanation.....
I used to teach a computer class to older people. You would be stunned how many of them pick up the mouse and place it where they want the pointer to go. |
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| 24. | Which of Flint's inventions does he use to stop the FLDSMDFR once and for all? | ||
| Hair Un-Balder | |||
| Sardine Megabait | |||
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Spray-On Shoes | ||
| TV with legs | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Flint plugs the hole, so to speak. (Don't make it dirty. This is a children's film.) |
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| 25. | Who saves Flint from certain death when the machine explodes? | ||
| Baby Brent | |||
| The Mayor | |||
| Sam Sparks | |||
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An unholy rat-bird army | ||
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By way of explanation.....
Yes, rat-birds. As nice as Flint is, he still qualifies for Mad Scientist status. |
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