“It’s like they saw our lives and out it right up on screen!”. What short-lived television show is Bart talking about?
Selma has a new boyfriend, and Patty wants to share some disturbing information about him. What is not imagined by one of the Simpsons?
|Lisa – imagines Selma with the Elephant Man|
|Homer – imagines Selma with a head on a trolley|
|Marge – imagines Selma with Mr T|
|Bart – imagines Selma with Homer|
Selma’s new boyfriend is Sideshow Bob! Who was not one of the other nominees for his Daytime Emmy award?
|Strondar: Master of Akom|
|Suck-Up the Vacuum|
Sideshow Bob’s prisoner number is the same as that of Jean Valjean from Les Miserables. What is it?
Selma wrote to 24601 saying that she has a steady job and what lucrative hobby?
|breeding exotic birds|
|filing nuisance lawsuits|
|doing astrology readings|
Sideshow Bob and Selma sing karaoke at the Happy Sumo. Which duet do they sing?
|Guilty, by Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb|
|(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life, by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes|
|I Got You Babe, by Sonny and Cher|
|Something Stupid, by Frank and Nancy Sinatra|
Krusty and Sideshow Bob are reunited by the Chairman of the company at Krusty’s telethon for what?
What does Homer suggest for appetizers at Selma and Sideshow Bob’s wedding? Hint: they taste as good as they look.
|grape jelly meatballs|
|pigs in a blanket|
What is Sideshow Bob’s last name?
Señor Macgyver has saved a village – but don’t thank him, thank:
|the lightness and durability of bamboo|
|the moon’s gravitational pull|
|the high conductivity of silver|
|Newton’s third law of motion|
What is Sideshow Bob’s example of lying about MacGyver?
|“That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.”|
|“That was a tense but highly enjoyable hour of non-poppycock that was jam-packed with raw tension and credibility.”|
|“That was an impeccably-scripted episode of non-garbage that never once had me contemplating suicide.”|
|“That was a masterfully performed narrative of non-drivel that left me aching for more.”|
Sideshow Bob and Selma take their honeymoon at romantic:
What was Homer’s wedding gift to Selma and Sideshow Bob?
|a citrus zester|
|a pound of gourmet coffee|
Of the following, what is not one of the clues that leads Bart to suspect that Selma has an hour to live?
|all food tastes like Styrofoam to Selma|
|Sideshow Bob’s anger that their honeymoon suite does not have a fireplace|
|Sideshow Bob’s lack of enthusiasm to make love with Selma|
|Selma has given up smoking, except for after meals and after MacGyver|
When will Sideshow Bob be back?
|when the Democrats get back in the White House|
|when he breaks out of minimum-security prison|
|when he complains to talk radio about how he has been falsely imprisoned|
|after his next parole hearing|