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![]() What information will Morbo’s race find very useful indeed? |
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humans have easily injured knees | ||
| the planet’s defences are vulnerable to proton torpedoes | |||
| the politicians of Earth are weak and divided | |||
| without protection, alien species may be susceptible to common earth bacteria | |||
| 2. |
![]() It’s Mother’s Day, and Bender has found for his mother the most adorable little figurine of: |
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| pigs in hula skirts | |||
| lambs knitting scarves | |||
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mice having tea | ||
| a duck mariachi band | |||
| 3. |
![]() He’s also bought a talking gift card that recites a poem. What word rhymes with Mommy? |
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| balmy | |||
| swami | |||
| tsunami | |||
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pastrami | ||
| 4. |
![]() But jerkwad robots make Mom sick to her ass. How are they disposing of the crap gifts they bought her? |
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| converted into fuel pods for her Terminator robots | |||
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crushed into powder and sold as a hocus pocus cure for cancer | ||
| used to taunt small children in Mom’s petting zoo | |||
| compressed into green squares and fed to Fourth World orphans | |||
| 5. |
![]() And the retch-inducing Mother’s Day cards are recycled into what grade of toilet tissue? |
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| cinema-grade | |||
| hospital-grade | |||
| gas station-grade | |||
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orphanage-grade | ||
| 6. |
![]() Mom has a secret universal robot controller that sends commands to all the robots. The commands include all of the following except: |
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| Tidy Up World | |||
| Give Gifts | |||
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Do The Robot | ||
| Serve Man (Ironic) | |||
| 7. |
![]() The robots all rebel, and Hermes is attacked by his own: |
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| laser printer | |||
| office chair | |||
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stapler | ||
| pencil sharpener | |||
| 8. |
![]() The Planet Express crew are forced to live without gadgets. If their fire goes out, they’ll steal it from: |
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Pottery Barn | ||
| Old Navy | |||
| Barnes & Noble | |||
| Pier One | |||
| 9. |
![]() Mom hasn’t seen that magnificent stallion Professor Farnsworth since the day he left. But if she ever sees him again, she’ll: |
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jam a squirrel in him | ||
| shove a raccoon in him | |||
| pack a hamster in him | |||
| stuff a hedgehog in him | |||
| 10. |
![]() Flash-back to when Professor Farnsworth was a research at Mom’s Friendly Robot Company and he had just invented a new children’s toy called: |
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| Amanda Fluffykins | |||
| Snuffy O’Wigglesworth | |||
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Q. T. McWhiskers | ||
| Tammy Tinkle Doll | |||
| 11. |
![]() Who is Morbo’s Vermin of the Week? |
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the third-graders at PS 139 | ||
| the National Spelling Bee Committee | |||
| the First Amalgamated Church Women’s Baking Committee | |||
| the Girl Scouts of America | |||
| 12. |
![]() The robot revolt turns violent. What does Bender loot from the Natural History Museum? |
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| Charles Darwin’s skeleton | |||
| a Moai statue | |||
| a giant emerald | |||
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a T-Rex skull | ||
| 13. |
![]() The fate of the world depends on Professor Farnsworth getting to _____________ with Mom. |
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| first base | |||
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second base | ||
| third base | |||
| home plate | |||
| 14. |
![]() The professor and Mom’s foreplay involves shouting all of the following at each other, except: |
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| Stink pig | |||
| Damned she-fossil | |||
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Warty shrivelled old harpy | ||
| Filthy, toothless nerd bastard! | |||
| 15. |
![]() Professor Farnsworth wants to shout his love from the rooftops. Perhaps he’ll invent some kind of: |
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| high-pitched screeching monkey | |||
| giant croaking bullfrog | |||
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albino shouting gorilla | ||
| colossal shrieking cicada | |||