What information will Morbo’s race find very useful indeed?
|humans have easily injured knees|
|the planet’s defences are vulnerable to proton torpedoes|
|the politicians of Earth are weak and divided|
|without protection, alien species may be susceptible to common earth bacteria|
It’s Mother’s Day, and Bender has found for his mother the most adorable little figurine of:
|pigs in hula skirts|
|lambs knitting scarves|
|mice having tea|
|a duck mariachi band|
He’s also bought a talking gift card that recites a poem. What word rhymes with Mommy?
But jerkwad robots make Mom sick to her ass. How are they disposing of the crap gifts they bought her?
|converted into fuel pods for her Terminator robots|
|crushed into powder and sold as a hocus pocus cure for cancer|
|used to taunt small children in Mom’s petting zoo|
|compressed into green squares and fed to Fourth World orphans|
And the retch-inducing Mother’s Day cards are recycled into what grade of toilet tissue?
Mom has a secret universal robot controller that sends commands to all the robots. The commands include all of the following except:
|Tidy Up World|
|Do The Robot|
|Serve Man (Ironic)|
The robots all rebel, and Hermes is attacked by his own:
The Planet Express crew are forced to live without gadgets. If their fire goes out, they’ll steal it from:
|Barnes & Noble|
Mom hasn’t seen that magnificent stallion Professor Farnsworth since the day he left. But if she ever sees him again, she’ll:
|jam a squirrel in him|
|shove a raccoon in him|
|pack a hamster in him|
|stuff a hedgehog in him|
Flash-back to when Professor Farnsworth was a research at Mom’s Friendly Robot Company and he had just invented a new children’s toy called:
|Q. T. McWhiskers|
|Tammy Tinkle Doll|
Who is Morbo’s Vermin of the Week?
|the third-graders at PS 139|
|the National Spelling Bee Committee|
|the First Amalgamated Church Women’s Baking Committee|
|the Girl Scouts of America|
The robot revolt turns violent. What does Bender loot from the Natural History Museum?
|Charles Darwin’s skeleton|
|a Moai statue|
|a giant emerald|
|a T-Rex skull|
The fate of the world depends on Professor Farnsworth getting to _____________ with Mom.
The professor and Mom’s foreplay involves shouting all of the following at each other, except:
|Warty shrivelled old harpy|
|Filthy, toothless nerd bastard!|
Professor Farnsworth wants to shout his love from the rooftops. Perhaps he’ll invent some kind of:
|high-pitched screeching monkey|
|giant croaking bullfrog|
|albino shouting gorilla|
|colossal shrieking cicada|