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Peyton Manning consulted team profiles, depth charts, the Psychic Friends Network and Kate Upton to determine that he would play next for the Denver Broncos, who then awarded him with the following contract:
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5 years, $103 million
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4 years, $79 million
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5 years, $93 million
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3 years, $85 million
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Tim Tebow was traded to the Jets, and then he wasn't, and then he was almost traded to this team, but then he was traded to the Jets again after all, so forget we said anything:
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49ers
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Jaguars
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Cowboys
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Dolphins
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Commissioner Roger Goodell served up a steaming cup of NFL justice, banning Saints head coach Sean Peyton for:
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6 games
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2 years
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The entire 2012 season
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Just the preseason
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So if Sean Peyton was suspended (spoiler alert) for the entire 2012 season, that means that the punishment for defensive coordinator Greg Williams was worse, right? Right??
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Wrong, Williams was only suspended 6 games
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Right, Williams was suspended for two full years
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Right, Williams was suspended for three full years
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We're.....not exactly sure, as his suspension is indefinite. But most likely, yeah.
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The Hawks and the Jazz thought the fans deserved some free basketball on Sunday, going this many overtimes:
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Meanwhile, this one-person-showoff-machine notched 30 points and 21 boards Sunday in leading his team to victory, just two days after a 51 point performance in a loss:
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Kevin Garnett
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Kevin Durant
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Kevin Love
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Chris Bosh
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This third baseman totally broke his face while fielding a scorcher and will subsequently be out for a while:
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Jorge Cantu
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Miguel Cabrera
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Eric Chavez
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Adrian Beltre
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Meanwhile, a bonehead pitcher for this team has apologized for his recent DUI arrest:
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Boston
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Texas
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Seattle
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Kansas City
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Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain went and busted his ankle thanks to an encounter with this recreational device:
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Slip-n-slide
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Big Wheel
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Trampoline
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Skateboard
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This state sent four teams to the Sweet 16 :
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Texas
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Ohio
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Florida
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Tennessee
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This Elite 8 matchup featuring a former player coaching against his former coach:
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Louisville-Florida
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Baylor-Xavier
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Syracuse-Wisconsin
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UNC-Ohio
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The seeds for the Final Four are as follows:
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1,1,2,3
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1,3,5,7
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1, 2, 2, 4
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1,2,4,4
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The Final Four contains at least one representative from each of these conferences except:
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SEC
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Big East
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ACC
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Big 12
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Breaking his personal win streak of approximately 850 tour events without a victory, Eldrick Woods finally prevailed at this tournament over the weekend:
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Arnold Palmer Invitational
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AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am
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The Honda Classic
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Byron Nelson Championship
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With a tip of the fedora we honor Bert Sugar, a man associated for many years with this sport:
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tennis
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golf
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horse racing
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boxing
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