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Mr Burns’ spirits are down, but there’s something he’s not telling Smithers. Which hand-puppet might he happier to talk to? |
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Snappy the Alligator | |||
Stilts the Giraffe | |||
Hungry the Hippo | |||
Percy the Pig | |||
2. |
Homer has stock in the nuclear power plant. How did he come by it? |
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in lieu of an annual bonus | |||
in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights | |||
“Buy Our Stock, Get A Beer” Day | |||
found a stock certificate lying in the parking lot | |||
3. |
Homer imagines the goods and services he could buy with his stock money. What is not one of them? |
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a haircut | |||
getting the car washed | |||
a new pair of blue pants | |||
a hammer | |||
4. |
By the end of the day, Burns Worldwide is trading at $52, making Homer’s already-sold stock worth $5200. What is not one of the things Bart imagines buying with the money? |
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a monster truck with “Bad Boy Bart” painted on the side | |||
a jet pack so he can sky-write “Eat My Shorts” | |||
a bodyguard to give his enemies wedgies | |||
a cement truck filled with frosty chocolate milkshakes backing up to his mouth | |||
5. |
Homer happens to know that Mr Burns won’t sell the nuclear plant for less than $100 million, but don’t worry, the Germans will still have enough money left to buy: |
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the Cleveland Browns | |||
the Minnesota Twins | |||
the Tampa Bay Devil Rays | |||
the L.A. Clippers | |||
6. |
Where does Mr Burns meet the Germans, so he can look Fritz square in the eye and say “Nein”? |
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the Krazy Kaiser | |||
Squareheads | |||
the Hungry Hun | |||
Sour Kraut’s | |||
7. |
Hans and Fritz are announced as the new owners of the nuclear plant. The employees are all worried that they’ll lose their jobs – except for ________, who looks great! |
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Charlie | |||
Lenny | |||
Carl | |||
Zutroy | |||
8. |
The Germans aren’t so bad – all the alcoholics will be sent to their drying-out facility in Hawaii, including those who are drunk right now. And maybe one of then will: |
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get to catch up on his reading | |||
be allowed to talk with his wife and kids again | |||
cure his crippling problems with depression | |||
marry Elizabeth Taylor | |||
9. |
Who might Horst remind the nuclear plant workers of? |
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Jürgen Prochnow | |||
Sergeant Schultz | |||
David Hasselhoff | |||
Red Skull | |||
10. |
Before leaving the nuclear plant, Mr Burns calls Smithers into his office and gives him a photo of himself and: |
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Buddy Holly | |||
Prince | |||
the Beatles | |||
Elvis Presley | |||
11. |
The Germans understand – after all, Germany is the land of: |
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donuts | |||
chocolate | |||
beer | |||
pretzels | |||
12. |
The Germans have turned Mr Burns’ office into what? |
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a bier haus | |||
a gymnasium | |||
a day-care centre | |||
a safety instruction office | |||
13. |
Mr Burns is taking to retirement. What is his new hobby, and what has he named after Smithers? |
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beekeeping / his queen bee | |||
antique doll collecting / his doll that was once owned by Tsarevna Anastasia | |||
cooking / his recipe for cream puffs | |||
training attack dogs / his bichon frisée | |||
14. |
There is no Bea O’Problem present at Moe’s Tavern What does Moe say he will do when he gets a hold of whoever is making these prank calls? |
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“I'm going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood!” | |||
“I’m going to use your head as a bucket and paint my house with your brains!” | |||
“I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!” | |||
“I'm going to pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!” | |||
15. |
Moe hasn’t seen Bart in years, and wants him to sing that song he used to sing. What song is it? |
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There’s A Hole In The Bucket | |||
How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? | |||
Frère Jacques | |||
Teddy Bears’ Picnic | |||