Mr Burns’ spirits are down, but there’s something he’s not telling Smithers. Which hand-puppet might he happier to talk to?
|Snappy the Alligator|
|Stilts the Giraffe|
|Hungry the Hippo|
|Percy the Pig|
Homer has stock in the nuclear power plant. How did he come by it?
|in lieu of an annual bonus|
|in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights|
|“Buy Our Stock, Get A Beer” Day|
|found a stock certificate lying in the parking lot|
Homer imagines the goods and services he could buy with his stock money. What is not one of them?
|getting the car washed|
|a new pair of blue pants|
By the end of the day, Burns Worldwide is trading at $52, making Homer’s already-sold stock worth $5200. What is not one of the things Bart imagines buying with the money?
|a monster truck with “Bad Boy Bart” painted on the side|
|a jet pack so he can sky-write “Eat My Shorts”|
|a bodyguard to give his enemies wedgies|
|a cement truck filled with frosty chocolate milkshakes backing up to his mouth|
Homer happens to know that Mr Burns won’t sell the nuclear plant for less than $100 million, but don’t worry, the Germans will still have enough money left to buy:
|the Cleveland Browns|
|the Minnesota Twins|
|the Tampa Bay Devil Rays|
|the L.A. Clippers|
Where does Mr Burns meet the Germans, so he can look Fritz square in the eye and say “Nein”?
|the Krazy Kaiser|
|the Hungry Hun|
Hans and Fritz are announced as the new owners of the nuclear plant. The employees are all worried that they’ll lose their jobs – except for ________, who looks great!
The Germans aren’t so bad – all the alcoholics will be sent to their drying-out facility in Hawaii, including those who are drunk right now. And maybe one of then will:
|get to catch up on his reading|
|be allowed to talk with his wife and kids again|
|cure his crippling problems with depression|
|marry Elizabeth Taylor|
Who might Horst remind the nuclear plant workers of?
Before leaving the nuclear plant, Mr Burns calls Smithers into his office and gives him a photo of himself and:
The Germans understand – after all, Germany is the land of:
The Germans have turned Mr Burns’ office into what?
|a bier haus|
|a day-care centre|
|a safety instruction office|
Mr Burns is taking to retirement. What is his new hobby, and what has he named after Smithers?
|beekeeping / his queen bee|
|antique doll collecting / his doll that was once owned by Tsarevna Anastasia|
|cooking / his recipe for cream puffs|
|training attack dogs / his bichon frisée|
There is no Bea O’Problem present at Moe’s Tavern What does Moe say he will do when he gets a hold of whoever is making these prank calls?
|“I'm going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood!”|
|“I’m going to use your head as a bucket and paint my house with your brains!”|
|“I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!”|
|“I'm going to pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!”|
Moe hasn’t seen Bart in years, and wants him to sing that song he used to sing. What song is it?
|There’s A Hole In The Bucket|
|How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?|
|Teddy Bears’ Picnic|