1. | A certain Handsome and Successful Actor flexed his political-mindedness this week, as he was arrested at a protest staged outside the Sudanese Embassy in Washington, DC: | ||
Ryan Gosling | |||
Matt Damon | |||
Ben Affleck | |||
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George Clooney | ||
2. | The box office champ over the weekend was the re-working of 21 Jump Street, based on a 1980s TV series. You certainly know the famous actor who got his big break appearing on the series, right? Right?? | ||
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Right, it was Johnny Depp | ||
Right, it was Val Kilmer | |||
Right, it was Robert Downey, Jr. | |||
Wrong. | |||
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![]() The masters of subtlety at Esquire magazine decided to accent the cover of their Sex issue with this bombshell: |
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Sofia Vergara | ||
Christina Hendricks | |||
Kim Kardashian | |||
Catherine Bell | |||
4. | In order to get the U.K. equivalent of the MPAA's PG-13, this highly anticipated and heavily advertised movie had to cut a whole seven seconds to "remove an emphasis of blood and injury." | ||
The Avengers | |||
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The Hunger Games | ||
Breaking Dawn, Part 2 | |||
The Lorax | |||
5. | A digital skin care regiment of PhotoShop caused an uproar this week with a series of Helena Rubenstein ads featuring what forty-something actress looking like she did 25 years ago? | ||
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Demi Moore | ||
Julianne Moore | |||
Cameron Diaz | |||
Julia Roberts | |||
6. | Answering the prayers of SLW who wish that overexposed celebs be jettisoned into space, Richard Branson plans to arrange a trip on a space-bound rocket for this star: | ||
Lindsay Lohan | |||
Kevin Smith | |||
Michael Moore | |||
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Ashton Kutcher | ||
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Robert DeNiro | ||
Al Pacino | |||
Denzel Washington | |||
Clint Eastwood | |||
8. | Two and a Half Men producers have decided to have a last laugh at Charlie Sheen's expense. Which actress have they cast to appear as the ghost of Sheen's character in an upcoming episode? | ||
Meryl Streep | |||
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Kathy Bates | ||
Glenn Close | |||
Judi Dench | |||
9. | Having tarnished our childhood memories of Transformers, director Michael Bay has now decided to rework the origin story of another 80s pop culture staple. Which of these best describes this bastardization? | ||
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be aliens | ||
Thunder Cats will now be led by Snarf and not Lion-O | |||
The Snorks will no longer live under water | |||
Indiana Jones will encounter dimensional beings alongside his bratty son (oh wait...George Lucas already ruined that one for us.) | |||
By way of explanation.....
It's particularly appropriate concidering the new acronym would be TANT. |
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![]() Complex magazine features on its cover a rather bloodied, beaten up young star. Who is it? |
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Zac Effron | |||
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Justin Bieber | ||
Daniel Radcliffe | |||
Robert Pattinson | |||
By way of explanation.....
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11. | Ambush-video journalist Jason Mattera got a taste of his own medicine this week, when he scored and conducted and interview with a man convincingly impersonating what lead singer? | ||
Mick Jagger | |||
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Bono | ||
Jon Bon Jovi | |||
Brian Wilson | |||
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![]() Here's a screengrab from the video for this singer's new single Part of Me, in which she sees herself joining the marines. |
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Madonna | |||
Lady Gaga | |||
Ke$ha | |||
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Katy Perry | ||
By way of explanation.....
![]() If Katy isn't analogous to the Marines, we don't know who the heck is |
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Khloe Kardashian | |||
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The Situation | ||
Jeff Probst | |||
Heidi Klum | |||
14. | Celebrity pregnancies seemingly come in waves. This week we learned that each of the following is pregnant, except for: | ||
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Justin Timberlake squeeze Jessica Biel | ||
Supermodel Adriana Lima | |||
Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon | |||
Real Housewife Kim Zolciak | |||
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American Horror Story scared the bejeezus out of viewers last fall. Now, the unconventional series is getting unconventional-er, as this coach from The Voice is in negotiations for a role in the show's second season:![]() |
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