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The Perd Hapley show featured on the episode is "___________ with Perd".
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The Final Word
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The Fist Word
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The Word I Heard
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The Hard Word
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2.
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Carl Reiner guest stars in the episode as Ned Jones. Ned is the president of the:
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Pawnee Grey Alliance
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Pawnee Seniors United
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Pawnee Citizens and Old Person Federation
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Old Pawnee Citizens First
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3.
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The top three complaints of Pawnee senior citizens include the following, except for:
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Everything hurts
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Damn kids on my lawn
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Not enough ramps
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I'm dying
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4.
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Chris puts Ron in a pickle, which makes him recall, as a child, having to choose:
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Which of his brother to send to the coal mine
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Whether to grow a mustache or a beard
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Which of his pet calves to slaughter
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Which grandparent to dig out from the blizzard
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5.
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According to Leslie, what is/are a young man's game?
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Stairs
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Walking
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Fitness
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Government
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6.
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Leslie reminds Ned Jones of his brother, also named Leslie, who lost __________ in a motorcycle accident
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Both legs and an arm
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His ability to keep from constantly swearing
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His faith in the government
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The middle third of his body
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"That's the most impressive thing I've ever seen," is how Leslie appraises a photo of Jennifer Barkley:
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Playing basketball with Al Gore
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Eating egg salad with Colin Powell
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Arm wrestling Hillary Clinton
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Watching Total Recall with Madeline Albright
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8.
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What's quirk do Pawneeans have toward water fountains?
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They put their mouths over the entire spout
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They spit on the spout before drinking
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They bring their own water fountains with them
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They rub the spout down with grain alcohol before drinking
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9.
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Leslie's celebrity sex list consists of this politician:
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Joe Biden
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Newt Gingrich
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Andrew Cuomo
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Barack Obama
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10.
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Bobby Newport's idea to provide a lift for every staircase in Pawnee is called:
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Rise Above Pawnee
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Elevate Yourself Pawnee
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Rise Up Pawnee
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Lift Yourself Higher Pawnee
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11.
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Chris gets a kamikaze water-ballooning thanks to:
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Ron
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April
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Andy
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Tom
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12.
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Leslie's ramp idea is trashed in the Pawnee paper as:
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"Ramp Tramp"
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"Ramp to Nowhere"
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"T-Ramp Stamp"
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"Dead End Ramp"
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Ron: "This is a rare example of when __________ is a bad thing."
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Wasting a full day of work
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Departmental ineptitude
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Ineffective government work
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Gross negligence and inefficiency
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14.
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Jennifer Barkley buys the diner:
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A Belgium waffle maker
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A build-your-own omelet station
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A neon sign
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A cappuccino machine
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15.
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Who does Ron appoint to take on some of Leslie's responsibilities at the end of the episode?
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Ann
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April
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Leslie
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Himself
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