1. |
The Central Bureaucracy is conducting an inspection tomorrow. At the beginning of the episode, what grade bureaucrat is Hermes? |
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36 | |||
49 | |||
64 | |||
81 | |||
2. |
Leela has invited her old friends from the cryogenics lab over to play poker. Bender only plays poker with: |
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chumps | |||
losers | |||
saps | |||
suckers | |||
3. |
Fry is surpsied that Hermes is Jamaican – he thought he was some: |
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outer space meatloaf man | |||
outer space sheep-dog man | |||
outer space potato man | |||
outer space Whoopi Goldberg man | |||
4. |
The bureaucrat conducting the inspection is named: |
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Morgan Proctor | |||
Christine Scrivener | |||
Janet Steward | |||
Loretta Clark | |||
5. |
Hermes threatens suicide, and the Professor has his eye on which of Hermes’ organs? |
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liver | |||
brain | |||
kidney | |||
pancreas | |||
6. |
Hermes wasn’t cut out to be a bureaucrat – he’s only anal: |
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59.23% of the time | |||
64.81% of the time | |||
78.36% of the time | |||
83.69% of the time | |||
7. |
As Hermes’ superior, Morgan relieves Hermes of duty and administers the ultimate penalty: |
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having to fill out his own cessation of employment forms | |||
assignment to “special projects” | |||
paid vacation | |||
a red stamp in his permanent record | |||
8. |
Morgan is surrounded by neat-freaks every day. She is uncontrollably attracted to a filthy slop-jock like Fry. What does she find in his locker? |
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a dead squirrel | |||
yoghurt in a cap | |||
soiled underwear | |||
carnivorous cheese | |||
9. |
Bender won’t be back any second because Morgan told him to: |
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irrigate the Professor’s colon | |||
scrape the Professor’s tongue | |||
fix the release valve on the Professor’s bowel | |||
flush out the Professor’s ear wax | |||
10. |
Bender finds out about Fry and Morgan’s affair and threatens to tell everyone who saw them doing it – until Morgan downloads his brain and sends it to the Central Bureaucracy. According to Fry, what does Bender need his brain for? |
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doing stuff | |||
feeling emotions | |||
smart-making | |||
cheating | |||
11. |
Organising that forced labour spa has rekindled Hermes’ lifelong love for bureaucracy – it is now working so efficiently that all the physical labour is now done by: |
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a single Australian man | |||
a single Japanese man | |||
a single Mexican man | |||
a single Canadian man | |||
12. |
When the Planet Express crew go to the Central Bureaucracy to find Bender’s personality, they encounter what creature from Dungeons & Dragons? |
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a Rust Monster | |||
a Morkoth | |||
a Beholder | |||
a Black Pudding | |||
13. |
Number 1:0: “Don’t quote me regulations.” |
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“I delegated the responsibility for consulting with relevant stakeholders about the paper used in the book that regulation is in.” | |||
“I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in.” | |||
“I participated in the working group that led the evaluation process to determine the optimal typeface of the book that regulation is in.” | |||
“I filled out in triplicate the procurement forms to recommend hiring the publisher who printed the book that regulation is in.” | |||
14. |
Hermes does the file sorting while singing a song. What is not one of the lyrics: |
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I made my friends and relations file long applications / To come to my 10th birthday party | |||
We’d treat people like swine and make ‘em stand in line / Even if nobody paid us | |||
Because we like to conform and enjoy filling out forms / That’s just how mighty Jah made us | |||
When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love / Even if it’s not a good idea | |||
15. |
What is the best kind of correct? |
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grammatically correct | |||
appropriately correct | |||
technically correct | |||
procedurally correct | |||