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![]() Mars University has brought the Professor up on discipline charges. Everyone’s in favour of saving Hitler’s brain, but what suddenly goes too far? |
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putting it in a great white shark | ||
| putting it in a saltwater crocodile | |||
| putting it in a Siberian tiger | |||
| putting it in a polar bear | |||
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![]() If the Professor’s going down, he’s taking all of these pompous frauds with him. He Professor knows all about Professor Epsilon’s Department of: |
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| Roman Decadence Studies | |||
| Animal Sports Studies | |||
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Pool Boy Studies | ||
| Hemp Studies | |||
| 3. |
![]() Turns out it was all a surprise 150th birthday party. Hubert J. Farnsworth was born April 9th 2851 in New New York's nerdiest slum: |
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| Poindexter Walk | |||
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Hell’s Laboratory | ||
| the Tenderbelly | |||
| Wimpson Yards | |||
| 4. |
![]() For 50 years, be worked at Mom’s Friendly Robot Company, where he created the first robot capable of: |
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qualifying for a boat loan | ||
| eating an entire family-size pizza | |||
| filling out a tax return | |||
| cooking a pot roast | |||
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![]() There’s no one to take care of the Professor’s work and his research and his fabulous fortune, so he names a successor – his clone: |
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| Twobert | |||
| Gubert | |||
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Cubert | ||
| Q-bert | |||
| 6. |
![]() From where did the Professor obtain the skin cells used to begin the cloning process? |
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| one of the hardier warts on his left thumb | |||
| one of the more colourful skin-tags on his neck | |||
| one of the larger bunions on his feet | |||
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one of the shapelier growths on his back | ||
| 7. |
![]() Where did Fry once see a genius’ weiner? |
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| college | |||
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the park | ||
| the library | |||
| the head museum | |||
| 8. |
![]() Professor Farnsworth gives Cubert a tour of his inventions, including his Universal Translator, which so far only translates into an incomprehensible dead language. What is it? |
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French | ||
| Spanish | |||
| German | |||
| Italian | |||
| 9. |
![]() Cubert doesn’t want to be an inventor. He wants to be something useful like any of the following except: |
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| a teacher’s aide | |||
| a prison guard | |||
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a pediatric nurse | ||
| a science-fiction cartoon writer | |||
| 10. |
![]() Professor Farnsworth is actually 160. As he is lead away by the Sunset Squad robot, he says goodbye to the: |
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| cruel rug | |||
| cruel French windows | |||
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cruel drapes | ||
| cruel bookcase | |||
| 11. |
![]() Leela identifies the location of the Near-Death Star thanks to the Professor’s Smelloscope, which picks up all of the following aromas except: |
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| Bengay | |||
| mothballs | |||
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adult diapers | ||
| letters to the editor | |||
| 12. |
![]() What secret of Cubert’s does Bender reveal? |
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| he’s a nose-picker | |||
| he has an imaginary friend | |||
| he’s afraid of the dark | |||
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he’s a bed-wetter | ||
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![]() Disguised as the Professor, Fry has a tense moment with Near-Death Star security, but is able to explain he suffers from: |
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| 20th Century Memory Syndrome | |||
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Talking Hump Syndrome | ||
| Wriggling Buttock Syndrome | |||
| Advanced Stupidity Syndrome | |||
| 14. |
![]() The crew rescue the Professor from the Near-Death Star, and Bender tries to wake him by shocking him with all of the following except: |
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| “Stuff costs more than it used to!” | |||
| “Young people use curse words!” | |||
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“Delinquent children are on your lawn!” | ||
| “Your social security check is late!” | |||
| 15. |
![]() Cubert decides that when he grows up, he wants to be just like the Professor. Incidentally, Cubert might want to read up on a condition known as: |
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wandering bladder | ||
| hyperblastic colon | |||
| lazy sphincter | |||
| wild priapism | |||