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Mars University has brought the Professor up on discipline charges. Everyone’s in favour of saving Hitler’s brain, but what suddenly goes too far? |
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putting it in a great white shark | |||
putting it in a saltwater crocodile | |||
putting it in a Siberian tiger | |||
putting it in a polar bear | |||
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If the Professor’s going down, he’s taking all of these pompous frauds with him. He Professor knows all about Professor Epsilon’s Department of: |
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Roman Decadence Studies | |||
Animal Sports Studies | |||
Pool Boy Studies | |||
Hemp Studies | |||
3. |
Turns out it was all a surprise 150th birthday party. Hubert J. Farnsworth was born April 9th 2851 in New New York's nerdiest slum: |
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Poindexter Walk | |||
Hell’s Laboratory | |||
the Tenderbelly | |||
Wimpson Yards | |||
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For 50 years, be worked at Mom’s Friendly Robot Company, where he created the first robot capable of: |
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qualifying for a boat loan | |||
eating an entire family-size pizza | |||
filling out a tax return | |||
cooking a pot roast | |||
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There’s no one to take care of the Professor’s work and his research and his fabulous fortune, so he names a successor – his clone: |
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Twobert | |||
Gubert | |||
Cubert | |||
Q-bert | |||
6. |
From where did the Professor obtain the skin cells used to begin the cloning process? |
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one of the hardier warts on his left thumb | |||
one of the more colourful skin-tags on his neck | |||
one of the larger bunions on his feet | |||
one of the shapelier growths on his back | |||
7. |
Where did Fry once see a genius’ weiner? |
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college | |||
the park | |||
the library | |||
the head museum | |||
8. |
Professor Farnsworth gives Cubert a tour of his inventions, including his Universal Translator, which so far only translates into an incomprehensible dead language. What is it? |
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French | |||
Spanish | |||
German | |||
Italian | |||
9. |
Cubert doesn’t want to be an inventor. He wants to be something useful like any of the following except: |
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a teacher’s aide | |||
a prison guard | |||
a pediatric nurse | |||
a science-fiction cartoon writer | |||
10. |
Professor Farnsworth is actually 160. As he is lead away by the Sunset Squad robot, he says goodbye to the: |
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cruel rug | |||
cruel French windows | |||
cruel drapes | |||
cruel bookcase | |||
11. |
Leela identifies the location of the Near-Death Star thanks to the Professor’s Smelloscope, which picks up all of the following aromas except: |
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Bengay | |||
mothballs | |||
adult diapers | |||
letters to the editor | |||
12. |
What secret of Cubert’s does Bender reveal? |
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he’s a nose-picker | |||
he has an imaginary friend | |||
he’s afraid of the dark | |||
he’s a bed-wetter | |||
13. |
Disguised as the Professor, Fry has a tense moment with Near-Death Star security, but is able to explain he suffers from: |
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20th Century Memory Syndrome | |||
Talking Hump Syndrome | |||
Wriggling Buttock Syndrome | |||
Advanced Stupidity Syndrome | |||
14. |
The crew rescue the Professor from the Near-Death Star, and Bender tries to wake him by shocking him with all of the following except: |
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“Stuff costs more than it used to!” | |||
“Young people use curse words!” | |||
“Delinquent children are on your lawn!” | |||
“Your social security check is late!” | |||
15. |
Cubert decides that when he grows up, he wants to be just like the Professor. Incidentally, Cubert might want to read up on a condition known as: |
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wandering bladder | |||
hyperblastic colon | |||
lazy sphincter | |||
wild priapism | |||