| 1. | 
			![]() What does Bart’s birthday card to Milhouse say on the inside?  | 
	
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| “How about some juicy melons?” | |||
| “How about getting your mouth around these Whoppers?” | |||
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		“How about a nice pair of bongos?” | ||
| “How about these two hooters?” | |||
| 2. | 
			![]() Otto would like to say thanks, and applause applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday! And where does Otto think he left his pants?  | 
	
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		on Milhouse’s roof | ||
| in Milhouse’s pool | |||
| on Milhouse’s swingset | |||
| in Milhouse’s parents’ room | |||
| 3. | 
			![]() Who the devil is Hercules?  | 
	
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| Lenny’s Honda Civic | |||
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		Smithers’ Yorkshire Terrier | ||
| Flanders’ favourite TV character | |||
| Snake’s robbery accomplice | |||
| 4. | 
			![]() Which donut flavour does Homer select?  | 
	
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| lemon | |||
| cherry | |||
| custard | |||
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		purple | ||
| 5. | 
			![]() Good thing Apu warned Otto there is a small child inside the school bus – Otto was on his way to where?  | 
	
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| Burning Man | |||
| Canada | |||
| Oregon | |||
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		Mexico | ||
| 6. | 
			![]() Who can Mr Burns thank for Operation Bootstrap?  | 
	
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| President Johnson | |||
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		President Ford | ||
| President Carter | |||
| President Bush | |||
| 7. | 
			![]() Meltdown is one of those annoying buzzwords. What does Mr Burns prefer to call it?  | 
	
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| an uncontrolled power excursion | |||
| a superfluous core reconfiguration | |||
| an efficient heat transfer | |||
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		an unrequested fission surplus | ||
| 8. | 
			![]() Marge will try to be a better Christian next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of what?  | 
	
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| Chef Boyardee and mushroom soup | |||
| ranch dressing and Spam | |||
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		lima beans and pumpkin mix | ||
| tomato paste and cocktail wieners | |||
| 9. | 
			![]() For preventing the meltdown, Homer wins the Employee of the Month award, which includes all of the following prizes except:  | 
	
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| a plaque for heroic competence | |||
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		a reserved parking space | ||
| a discount coupon book | |||
| Monty Burns’ own personal thumbs-up | |||
| 10. | 
			![]() Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from who?  | 
	
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		Earvin “Magic” Johnson | ||
| William “the Refrigerator” Perry | |||
| “Mean” Joe Greene | |||
| Bret “the Hitman” Hart | |||
| 11. | 
			![]() Who owns the Shelbyville Nuclear Power facility?  | 
	
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| Constantine Angelopoulos | |||
| Stavros Pandazopoulos | |||
| Yiannis Giannopoulos | |||
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		Aristotle Amadopoulos | ||
| 12. | 
			![]() Marge met Luann van Houten in the emergency room when...:  | 
	
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| the boys tried smoking | |||
| the boys glued themselves together | |||
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		the boys drank paint | ||
| the boys threw rocks at that hornet’s nest | |||
| 13. | 
			![]() Homer has to give a speech on how to keep cool in a crisis. Who gives the following advice?: “I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick. I pictured everyone in their underwear.”  | 
	
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| Moe Szyslak | |||
| Apu Nahasapeemapetilon | |||
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		Barney Gumble | ||
| Abraham Simpson | |||
| 14. | 
			![]() Of the following, who else does not pull a Homer that day?  | 
	
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		C. Montgomery Burns | ||
| Barney Gumble | |||
| Chief Wiggum | |||
| Magic Johnson | |||
| 15. | 
			![]() Homer Simpson – now he belongs to the ages. What is the definition of “pull a Homer”?  | 
	
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| to progress notwithstanding slowness | |||
| to prosper through accident | |||
| to gain by chance stupidity | |||
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		to succeed despite idiocy | ||