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![]() What does Bart’s birthday card to Milhouse say on the inside? |
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“How about some juicy melons?” | |||
“How about getting your mouth around these Whoppers?” | |||
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“How about a nice pair of bongos?” | ||
“How about these two hooters?” | |||
2. |
![]() Otto would like to say thanks, and applause applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday! And where does Otto think he left his pants? |
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on Milhouse’s roof | ||
in Milhouse’s pool | |||
on Milhouse’s swingset | |||
in Milhouse’s parents’ room | |||
3. |
![]() Who the devil is Hercules? |
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Lenny’s Honda Civic | |||
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Smithers’ Yorkshire Terrier | ||
Flanders’ favourite TV character | |||
Snake’s robbery accomplice | |||
4. |
![]() Which donut flavour does Homer select? |
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lemon | |||
cherry | |||
custard | |||
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purple | ||
5. |
![]() Good thing Apu warned Otto there is a small child inside the school bus – Otto was on his way to where? |
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Burning Man | |||
Canada | |||
Oregon | |||
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Mexico | ||
6. |
![]() Who can Mr Burns thank for Operation Bootstrap? |
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President Johnson | |||
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President Ford | ||
President Carter | |||
President Bush | |||
7. |
![]() Meltdown is one of those annoying buzzwords. What does Mr Burns prefer to call it? |
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an uncontrolled power excursion | |||
a superfluous core reconfiguration | |||
an efficient heat transfer | |||
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an unrequested fission surplus | ||
8. |
![]() Marge will try to be a better Christian next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of what? |
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Chef Boyardee and mushroom soup | |||
ranch dressing and Spam | |||
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lima beans and pumpkin mix | ||
tomato paste and cocktail wieners | |||
9. |
![]() For preventing the meltdown, Homer wins the Employee of the Month award, which includes all of the following prizes except: |
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a plaque for heroic competence | |||
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a reserved parking space | ||
a discount coupon book | |||
Monty Burns’ own personal thumbs-up | |||
10. |
![]() Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from who? |
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Earvin “Magic” Johnson | ||
William “the Refrigerator” Perry | |||
“Mean” Joe Greene | |||
Bret “the Hitman” Hart | |||
11. |
![]() Who owns the Shelbyville Nuclear Power facility? |
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Constantine Angelopoulos | |||
Stavros Pandazopoulos | |||
Yiannis Giannopoulos | |||
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Aristotle Amadopoulos | ||
12. |
![]() Marge met Luann van Houten in the emergency room when...: |
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the boys tried smoking | |||
the boys glued themselves together | |||
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the boys drank paint | ||
the boys threw rocks at that hornet’s nest | |||
13. |
![]() Homer has to give a speech on how to keep cool in a crisis. Who gives the following advice?: “I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick. I pictured everyone in their underwear.” |
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Moe Szyslak | |||
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon | |||
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Barney Gumble | ||
Abraham Simpson | |||
14. |
![]() Of the following, who else does not pull a Homer that day? |
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C. Montgomery Burns | ||
Barney Gumble | |||
Chief Wiggum | |||
Magic Johnson | |||
15. |
![]() Homer Simpson – now he belongs to the ages. What is the definition of “pull a Homer”? |
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to progress notwithstanding slowness | |||
to prosper through accident | |||
to gain by chance stupidity | |||
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to succeed despite idiocy | ||