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![]() What does Bart’s birthday card to Milhouse say on the inside? |
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| “How about some juicy melons?” | |||
| “How about getting your mouth around these Whoppers?” | |||
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“How about a nice pair of bongos?” | ||
| “How about these two hooters?” | |||
| 2. |
![]() Otto would like to say thanks, and applause applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday! And where does Otto think he left his pants? |
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on Milhouse’s roof | ||
| in Milhouse’s pool | |||
| on Milhouse’s swingset | |||
| in Milhouse’s parents’ room | |||
| 3. |
![]() Who the devil is Hercules? |
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| Lenny’s Honda Civic | |||
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Smithers’ Yorkshire Terrier | ||
| Flanders’ favourite TV character | |||
| Snake’s robbery accomplice | |||
| 4. |
![]() Which donut flavour does Homer select? |
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| lemon | |||
| cherry | |||
| custard | |||
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purple | ||
| 5. |
![]() Good thing Apu warned Otto there is a small child inside the school bus – Otto was on his way to where? |
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| Burning Man | |||
| Canada | |||
| Oregon | |||
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Mexico | ||
| 6. |
![]() Who can Mr Burns thank for Operation Bootstrap? |
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| President Johnson | |||
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President Ford | ||
| President Carter | |||
| President Bush | |||
| 7. |
![]() Meltdown is one of those annoying buzzwords. What does Mr Burns prefer to call it? |
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| an uncontrolled power excursion | |||
| a superfluous core reconfiguration | |||
| an efficient heat transfer | |||
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an unrequested fission surplus | ||
| 8. |
![]() Marge will try to be a better Christian next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of what? |
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| Chef Boyardee and mushroom soup | |||
| ranch dressing and Spam | |||
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lima beans and pumpkin mix | ||
| tomato paste and cocktail wieners | |||
| 9. |
![]() For preventing the meltdown, Homer wins the Employee of the Month award, which includes all of the following prizes except: |
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| a plaque for heroic competence | |||
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a reserved parking space | ||
| a discount coupon book | |||
| Monty Burns’ own personal thumbs-up | |||
| 10. |
![]() Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from who? |
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Earvin “Magic” Johnson | ||
| William “the Refrigerator” Perry | |||
| “Mean” Joe Greene | |||
| Bret “the Hitman” Hart | |||
| 11. |
![]() Who owns the Shelbyville Nuclear Power facility? |
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| Constantine Angelopoulos | |||
| Stavros Pandazopoulos | |||
| Yiannis Giannopoulos | |||
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Aristotle Amadopoulos | ||
| 12. |
![]() Marge met Luann van Houten in the emergency room when...: |
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| the boys tried smoking | |||
| the boys glued themselves together | |||
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the boys drank paint | ||
| the boys threw rocks at that hornet’s nest | |||
| 13. |
![]() Homer has to give a speech on how to keep cool in a crisis. Who gives the following advice?: “I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick. I pictured everyone in their underwear.” |
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| Moe Szyslak | |||
| Apu Nahasapeemapetilon | |||
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Barney Gumble | ||
| Abraham Simpson | |||
| 14. |
![]() Of the following, who else does not pull a Homer that day? |
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C. Montgomery Burns | ||
| Barney Gumble | |||
| Chief Wiggum | |||
| Magic Johnson | |||
| 15. |
![]() Homer Simpson – now he belongs to the ages. What is the definition of “pull a Homer”? |
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| to progress notwithstanding slowness | |||
| to prosper through accident | |||
| to gain by chance stupidity | |||
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to succeed despite idiocy | ||