What does Bart’s birthday card to Milhouse say on the inside?
|“How about some juicy melons?”|
|“How about getting your mouth around these Whoppers?”|
|“How about a nice pair of bongos?”|
|“How about these two hooters?”|
Otto would like to say thanks, and applause applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday! And where does Otto think he left his pants?
|on Milhouse’s roof|
|in Milhouse’s pool|
|on Milhouse’s swingset|
|in Milhouse’s parents’ room|
Who the devil is Hercules?
|Lenny’s Honda Civic|
|Smithers’ Yorkshire Terrier|
|Flanders’ favourite TV character|
|Snake’s robbery accomplice|
Which donut flavour does Homer select?
Good thing Apu warned Otto there is a small child inside the school bus – Otto was on his way to where?
Who can Mr Burns thank for Operation Bootstrap?
Meltdown is one of those annoying buzzwords. What does Mr Burns prefer to call it?
|an uncontrolled power excursion|
|a superfluous core reconfiguration|
|an efficient heat transfer|
|an unrequested fission surplus|
Marge will try to be a better Christian next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of what?
|Chef Boyardee and mushroom soup|
|ranch dressing and Spam|
|lima beans and pumpkin mix|
|tomato paste and cocktail wieners|
For preventing the meltdown, Homer wins the Employee of the Month award, which includes all of the following prizes except:
|a plaque for heroic competence|
|a reserved parking space|
|a discount coupon book|
|Monty Burns’ own personal thumbs-up|
Oh, and what's this? A congratulatory phone call from who?
|Earvin “Magic” Johnson|
|William “the Refrigerator” Perry|
|“Mean” Joe Greene|
|Bret “the Hitman” Hart|
Who owns the Shelbyville Nuclear Power facility?
Marge met Luann van Houten in the emergency room when...:
|the boys tried smoking|
|the boys glued themselves together|
|the boys drank paint|
|the boys threw rocks at that hornet’s nest|
Homer has to give a speech on how to keep cool in a crisis. Who gives the following advice?: “I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick. I pictured everyone in their underwear.”
Of the following, who else does not pull a Homer that day?
|C. Montgomery Burns|
Homer Simpson – now he belongs to the ages. What is the definition of “pull a Homer”?
|to progress notwithstanding slowness|
|to prosper through accident|
|to gain by chance stupidity|
|to succeed despite idiocy|