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1.	Miss Hoover just came from the doctor and she has:
		La Crosse virus
		septicaemia
		Lyme disease
		dengue fever

2.	When Skinner hears a scream from the floor above, “Bart Simpson, I know it’s you!”. What has Bart brought to show the class?
		his smelliest creation ever
		highly convincing fake blood
		a simulation of an exploding pimple
		a videotape titled “How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth”

3.	The new substitute teacher Mr Bergstrom arrives dressed as a Texan cowboy from 1830. There are three things wrong with his costume – what is not one of them?
		he is wearing a State of Texas belt buckle, but Texas was admitted to the Union in 1845
		he is carrying a revolver, which was invented in 1835
		he is wearing a digital watch
		he looks Jewish and there were no Jewish cowboys

4.	Mr Bergstrom says the children are free to make fun of his name: two suggestions are Mr Nerdstrom and:
		Mr Boogerstrom
		Mr Jerkstrom
		Mr Boobstrom
		Mr Dorkstrom

5.	It’s class election time, and Martin promises to establish a science fiction library! Whose work is he “aware” of:
		Kurt Vonnegut
		Ray Bradbury
		Robert Heinlein
		Philip K. Dick

6.	Who nominates Bart for class president?
		Milhouse
		Nelson
		Lewis
		Sherri and Terri

7.	Mr Bergstrom cries reading which children’s book to Lisa’s class?
		Charlotte’s Web
		Little Women
		Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes
		There’s a Monster At The End Of This Book

8.	Bart is also standing for class president, and campaigns for:
		longer recess
		a class without nerds
		more asbestos
		spitball amnesty

9.	Both Bart and Martin put up posters declaring:
		“Bart Simpson is the Worst Student in Class”: Mrs Krabappel
		A Vote For Bart Is A Vote For Anarchy
		President Bart Would End School As We Know It
		Martin Prince: Years of Service as a Hall Monitor

10.	Which Springfield cultural institution is closing due to lack of interest?
		Springfield Museum of the Ceramic Arts
		Springfield Natural History Museum
		Springfield Institute of Fine Arts
		Springfield Symphony Orchestra

11.	Where will Bart’s election victory party take place?
		in the jungle gym
		next to the see-saw
		under the slide
		by the swings

12.	Mr Bergstrom has gotten another substitute gig in Capital City, and moved out taking his __________ costume with him.
		Lincoln
		Mark Twain
		Magellan
		Copernicus

13.	Martin wins the election with two votes to zero. Martin cast one of the votes, who cast the other?
		Wendell
		Nelson
		Lewis
		Sherri

14.	“Somebody was bound to say it someday, I just can't believe it was her.” What word did Lisa call Homer?
		orang-utan
		mandrill
		baboon
		gorilla

15.	Mr Bergstrom was voiced by Dustin Hoffman, who is credited as:
		Ezra Lite
		Hebe Raic
		Sam Etic
		Jew Wish