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Two days in, Bobby Newport doesn't know why it's called a "campaign," because it's been a:
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Cam-feelgood
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Cam-relief
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Cam-pleasure
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Cam-ecstasy
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2.
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Bobby Newport is under a rather serious delusion about the campaign. He thinks:
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He's already won the election
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He's running unopposed
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He's running for mayor, not City Council
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His dad bought the election
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3.
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Andy's litany of complaints to Ann include each of the following, except:
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He is seeing double
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Bright light tastes funny to him
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His teeth hurt
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He has a song stuck in his head
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4.
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When he hit his head, Andy was trying to:
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Hang up a gold record
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Hang up his Reggie Wayne jersey
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Figure out if they have raccoons
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Teaching himself to play rugby
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5.
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In Leslie's childhood dreams, she wasn't 70 points behind in her campaign, and her campaign manager was:
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Cliff Huxtable
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Mr. Belvedere
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Tony Danza
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Norm from Cheers
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6.
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Ben plans to air the campaign ad during:
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The annual televised Pawnee jail probation hearings
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A Hee-Haw marathon
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The Up With People Awards
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The Eagleton-Pawnee basketball game
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7.
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Ron asks Chris if he has considered doing away with the entire ___________, as he has personally ___________ at no cost to the taxpayer
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City planners office / designed cities of the future
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Fire department / put out several local fires
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National Guard / crushed several local uprisings
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Police department / stopped dozens of crimes
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8.
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Who gave Bobby Newport his Persian greyhound?
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The pretender to the throne of Alsace-Lorraine
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Larry Bird's niece
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The Indiana governor's illegitimate son
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Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez
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As Leslie and Charlie leap in her ad, the words ____________ appear on the screen in bold red letters:
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Positively Pawnee
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Yay Pawnee
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Go Pawnee
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Pawnee Pride
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Referring to Bobby Newport's job at his dad's candy company, Ben's ad shows a picture of Bobby Newport with the label:
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Vice President of Creamy Centers
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Vice Presidents of Chewiness
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Vice President of Calories
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Vice President of Nougat
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One of Ben's problems with Leslie's ad is that:
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She smiles too much
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She doesn't state that she's running for City Council
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She refers to herself as Neslie Lope
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She's standing in front of a strip club
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12.
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Ron declines Chris's invitation to a seminar on the art of:
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Log splitting
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Japanese tea ceremonies
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Sweet, sweet jazz
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Motorcycle maintenance
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Trying to skip out on his and April's medical bill, Andy runs smack into a ton of irony in the form of:
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An ambulance
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A revolving door
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A bill collector
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A mailbox
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14.
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"Leslie Knope had better ideas when she was ________ than Bobby Newport has now."
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10
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8
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6
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16
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15.
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Bobby's main reason for running for City Council seems to be:
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To score with the chicks
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To get his dad off his back
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To see himself on TV
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To impress his old frat brothers
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