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![]() Homer thinks that Marge makes the best what in the world? |
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pork chops | ||
| Swedish meatballs | |||
| tuna casserole | |||
| meatloaf | |||
| 2. |
![]() Inspired by watching Itchy and Scratchy, Maggie attacks Homer with a: |
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| rolling pin | |||
| baseball bat | |||
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mallet | ||
| lamp | |||
| 3. |
![]() The Itchy and Scratchy episodes featured |
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| Hold That Feline | |||
| Messenger of Death | |||
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The Mouse That Gored | ||
| Kitchen Kut-Ups | |||
| 4. |
![]() Marge’s list of violent cartoon images includes all of the following, except: |
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| cats blown up | |||
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dogs spayed | ||
| gophers buried alive | |||
| brains slammed in car door | |||
| 5. |
![]() Marge writes a letter to the makers of Itchy and Scratchy, which begins with: |
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| Dear Advocates of Brutish Thuggery | |||
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Dear Purveyors of Senseless Violence | ||
| Dear Promoters of Very Bad Taste | |||
| Dear Merchants of Crude Barbarism | |||
| 6. |
![]() Roger Meyers Jr’s letter in reply ends with the phrase: |
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| sideways | |||
| and your little dog, too | |||
| and anyone who looks like you | |||
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and the horse you rode in on | ||
| 7. |
![]() Treated so badly by Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Marge starts a protest group called: |
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| Springfieldians Against Unreasonable and Horrible Violence | |||
| Springfieldians For Respectful and Polite Behaviour | |||
| Springfieldians Against The Gruesome Slaughter of Cartoon Animals | |||
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Springfieldians For Non-violence, Understanding, and Helping | ||
| 8. |
![]() Twenty million women in the world and who did Homer have to marry? |
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| Brigitte Bardot | |||
| Vanessa Redgrave | |||
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Jane Fonda | ||
| Joan Baez | |||
| 9. |
![]() That screwball Marge Simpson, they’ve got to stop her! The people at Itchy & Scratchy suggest all of the following except: |
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cut her head off with some scissors | ||
| dropping an anvil on her | |||
| hitting her on the head with a piano | |||
| stuffing her full of TNT, then throwing a match down her throat | |||
| 10. |
![]() Watching Marge protest, an animator at Itchy & Scratchy gets an idea, and draws Marge as a nagging: |
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squirrel | ||
| hamster | |||
| badger | |||
| mole | |||
| 11. |
![]() The screwballs have spoken, and re-tooled episode of Itchy & Scratchy begin. The first episode features: |
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| Scratchy bringing a sick Itchy chicken soup | |||
| Itchy giving Scratchy a back-rub | |||
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Scratchy offering Itchy some lemonade | ||
| Itchy doing the dishes after Scratchy cooked dinner | |||
| 12. |
![]() In a later cartoon, what fairy tale is Scratchy reading to Itchy? |
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| The Ugly Duckling | |||
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Goldilocks and the Three Bears | ||
| Little Red Riding Hood | |||
| Snow White and the Seven Dwarves | |||
| 13. |
![]() Which Renaissance masterpiece is coming to New York, Springfield and... if they have time, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles? |
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| Leonardo’s Vitruvian Man | |||
| Botticelli’s Birth of Venus | |||
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Michelangelo’s David | ||
| Titian’s Danae and the Golden Shower | |||
| 14. |
![]() Maude told Helen that Marge was soft on: |
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| children’s nutrition | |||
| animal cruelty | |||
| casual drinking | |||
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full-frontal nudity | ||
| 15. |
![]() Marge has to admit that one person can make a difference, but most of the time they probably shouldn’t. Join Smartline tomorrow, when their topic will be: |
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| Making The Election Easy: We Tell You Who To Vote For | |||
| Television: The Responsible Parent | |||
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Religion: Which Is The One True Faith? | ||
| Which Celebrities Are Secretly Gay? | |||