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![]() Homer thinks that Marge makes the best what in the world? |
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pork chops | ||
Swedish meatballs | |||
tuna casserole | |||
meatloaf | |||
2. |
![]() Inspired by watching Itchy and Scratchy, Maggie attacks Homer with a: |
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rolling pin | |||
baseball bat | |||
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mallet | ||
lamp | |||
3. |
![]() The Itchy and Scratchy episodes featured |
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Hold That Feline | |||
Messenger of Death | |||
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The Mouse That Gored | ||
Kitchen Kut-Ups | |||
4. |
![]() Marge’s list of violent cartoon images includes all of the following, except: |
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cats blown up | |||
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dogs spayed | ||
gophers buried alive | |||
brains slammed in car door | |||
5. |
![]() Marge writes a letter to the makers of Itchy and Scratchy, which begins with: |
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Dear Advocates of Brutish Thuggery | |||
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Dear Purveyors of Senseless Violence | ||
Dear Promoters of Very Bad Taste | |||
Dear Merchants of Crude Barbarism | |||
6. |
![]() Roger Meyers Jr’s letter in reply ends with the phrase: |
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sideways | |||
and your little dog, too | |||
and anyone who looks like you | |||
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and the horse you rode in on | ||
7. |
![]() Treated so badly by Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Marge starts a protest group called: |
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Springfieldians Against Unreasonable and Horrible Violence | |||
Springfieldians For Respectful and Polite Behaviour | |||
Springfieldians Against The Gruesome Slaughter of Cartoon Animals | |||
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Springfieldians For Non-violence, Understanding, and Helping | ||
8. |
![]() Twenty million women in the world and who did Homer have to marry? |
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Brigitte Bardot | |||
Vanessa Redgrave | |||
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Jane Fonda | ||
Joan Baez | |||
9. |
![]() That screwball Marge Simpson, they’ve got to stop her! The people at Itchy & Scratchy suggest all of the following except: |
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cut her head off with some scissors | ||
dropping an anvil on her | |||
hitting her on the head with a piano | |||
stuffing her full of TNT, then throwing a match down her throat | |||
10. |
![]() Watching Marge protest, an animator at Itchy & Scratchy gets an idea, and draws Marge as a nagging: |
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squirrel | ||
hamster | |||
badger | |||
mole | |||
11. |
![]() The screwballs have spoken, and re-tooled episode of Itchy & Scratchy begin. The first episode features: |
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Scratchy bringing a sick Itchy chicken soup | |||
Itchy giving Scratchy a back-rub | |||
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Scratchy offering Itchy some lemonade | ||
Itchy doing the dishes after Scratchy cooked dinner | |||
12. |
![]() In a later cartoon, what fairy tale is Scratchy reading to Itchy? |
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The Ugly Duckling | |||
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Goldilocks and the Three Bears | ||
Little Red Riding Hood | |||
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves | |||
13. |
![]() Which Renaissance masterpiece is coming to New York, Springfield and... if they have time, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles? |
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Leonardo’s Vitruvian Man | |||
Botticelli’s Birth of Venus | |||
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Michelangelo’s David | ||
Titian’s Danae and the Golden Shower | |||
14. |
![]() Maude told Helen that Marge was soft on: |
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children’s nutrition | |||
animal cruelty | |||
casual drinking | |||
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full-frontal nudity | ||
15. |
![]() Marge has to admit that one person can make a difference, but most of the time they probably shouldn’t. Join Smartline tomorrow, when their topic will be: |
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Making The Election Easy: We Tell You Who To Vote For | |||
Television: The Responsible Parent | |||
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Religion: Which Is The One True Faith? | ||
Which Celebrities Are Secretly Gay? | |||