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Everyone on Leslie's staff is relieved to learn that she's chosen as her campaign manager:
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Ann
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April
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Ron
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Donna
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Leslie's first critique of Ann as campaign manager (all of 30 seconds after she hired Ann) is:
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Her complete lack of understanding of how to run a campaign
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She has a little schmootz on the side of her mouth
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She's not ruthless enough for the job
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The way she dresses
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3.
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When Leslie talks up her new campaign staff to William and Elizabeth, Andy informs Leslie that he has tried to make:
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Spaghetti in the fishbowl
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Ramen in the coffee pot
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Pudding in the pencil sharpener
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Toaster waffles in the microwave
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The name of April and Andy's new three-legged dog is:
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Tripod
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Champion
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Winger
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Valiant
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Ron: "I don't want to paint with a broad brush, but every single __________ in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief."
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Contractor
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Campaign manager
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Former local legend
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Police officer
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When Chris visits Ben at home, the latter is trying rather futilely to make this foodstuff:
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Sopapillas
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Toaster strudels
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Fried pickles
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Calzone
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Pistol Pete Disilio made a name for himself with a last-second dunk that won a game against Eagleton for the Pawnee Central:
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Murderous Marauders
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Scalping Norsemen
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Drunken Savages
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Death Merchants
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8.
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Where on his person does Tom have red carpet?
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In his wallet
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In his shoe
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Right next to his junk
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On his tie
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Each of the following was in the campaign truck when it was stopped by the police, except for:
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Jerry
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April
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Tom
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Ron
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Ben shows Chris his claymation video. The name of the opus is:
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The Death of Freedom
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A Walk in the Park
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Afternoon and the Next Morning
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Requiem for a Tuesday
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The video, which took three weeks to make, is all of about five seconds long, although it does make great use of (the first five seconds of) this song:
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Born to Run
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Fight for Your Right to Party
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Stand
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Loser
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Speaking of music, an upbeat song by _________ plays repeatedly as Leslie and her staff attempt to cross the ice rink to the stage:
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Gloria Estefan
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Christina Aguilera
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Britney Spears
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The Go Gos
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Who is responsible for assembling the crowd for the rally?
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Ron
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April
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Jerry
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Tom
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Leslie tries to deliver her speech, but her note cards have gotten mixed up, as evidenced by her saying: "Together we can defeat _________"
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Truth and justice
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Obese children
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The hopeless and downtrodden
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Veterans for Foreign Wars
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15.
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What is Ann's curious response when the horribly injured Pistol Pete asks her out at the end of the episode?
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She doesn't date former local legends
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She's married
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She'll be too busy as Leslie's campaign manager
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She's already seeing tom
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