Bart’s science project consists of notes describing:
|what happens when you put various fruit in a slingshot|
|the cumulative effect of hot dogs on Homer’s girth|
|the smell of a fish left out in the sun|
|the potato as “still just a potatoe”|
Homer and Flanders’ rivalry kicks off while both are mowing their lawns. Everyone would love crab grass if it was called:
What is Maude’s nickname for Ned?
Of the following, which number is not on Flanders’ speed-dial?
From the noggin of Ned comes a letter of apology to Homer. Which part of it particularly cracks up the Simpson family?
|the word “bosom”|
|the word “cherish”|
|the word “forgive”|
|the word “brother”|
Homer and Bart run into Ned and Todd Flanders at Sir Putt-A-Lot’s Merrie Olde Fun Center. What is at hole #1 of the miniature golf course?
|a boxing alligator|
|a graveyard with the Angel of Death|
|a dinosaur eating a caveman|
Sit Putt-A-Lot is holding a miniature golf tournament. What is fourth prize?
|a plaque saying “fourth place”|
|half-price snow cone|
Homer pushes Bart to take the tournament seriously, and christens Bart’s putter:
Lisa helps Bart on his golf with a trip to the library. What’s the most important book of all?
|the Bhavagad Gita|
|the I Ching|
|the Tao Te Ching|
According to Homer, what is the mating call of the loser?
|May the best man win|
|Play a good game, son|
|Just have fun out there|
|Let us pray no one gets hurt|
Ned Flanders’ idea of betting stakes on the miniature golf tournament are:
|blueberry muffins against homemade wind-chimes|
|gingerbread men against homemade Christmas ornaments|
|chocolate cream pie against homemade scented candles|
What clears Bart’s mind of conscious thought?
|the noise of one hand clapping is no no noise at all|
|that it is the space between the spokes that makes the wheel useful|
|that a tree falling in the woods may not make a sound|
|the understanding that thought is delusion, not awakening|
Who did Bart beat in the semi-final?
|Milhouse van Houten|
The miniature golf tournament is at the 18th hole and all tied between Bart and Todd. The 18th hole features:
|Easter Island statues|
|a samurai battle|
What colour is Marge’s Sunday dress?