1. |
Bart’s science project consists of notes describing: |
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what happens when you put various fruit in a slingshot | |||
the cumulative effect of hot dogs on Homer’s girth | |||
the smell of a fish left out in the sun | |||
the potato as “still just a potatoe” | |||
2. |
Homer and Flanders’ rivalry kicks off while both are mowing their lawns. Everyone would love crab grass if it was called: |
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kitten grass | |||
pizza grass | |||
elf grass | |||
money grass | |||
3. |
What is Maude’s nickname for Ned? |
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cream puff | |||
gingerbread | |||
marshmallow | |||
sponge cake | |||
4. |
Of the following, which number is not on Flanders’ speed-dial? |
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Reverend (Home) | |||
PTA | |||
Recycling Centre | |||
Bookmobile | |||
5. |
From the noggin of Ned comes a letter of apology to Homer. Which part of it particularly cracks up the Simpson family? |
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the word “bosom” | |||
the word “cherish” | |||
the word “forgive” | |||
the word “brother” | |||
6. |
Homer and Bart run into Ned and Todd Flanders at Sir Putt-A-Lot’s Merrie Olde Fun Center. What is at hole #1 of the miniature golf course? |
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an octopus | |||
a boxing alligator | |||
a graveyard with the Angel of Death | |||
a dinosaur eating a caveman | |||
7. |
Sit Putt-A-Lot is holding a miniature golf tournament. What is fourth prize? |
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pencil | |||
a plaque saying “fourth place” | |||
half-price snow cone | |||
balloon | |||
8. |
Homer pushes Bart to take the tournament seriously, and christens Bart’s putter: |
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Sally | |||
Charlene | |||
Roxanne | |||
Mitzi | |||
9. |
Lisa helps Bart on his golf with a trip to the library. What’s the most important book of all? |
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the Bhavagad Gita | |||
the I Ching | |||
the Tao Te Ching | |||
the Tripitaka | |||
10. |
According to Homer, what is the mating call of the loser? |
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May the best man win | |||
Play a good game, son | |||
Just have fun out there | |||
Let us pray no one gets hurt | |||
11. |
Ned Flanders’ idea of betting stakes on the miniature golf tournament are: |
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blueberry muffins against homemade wind-chimes | |||
gingerbread men against homemade Christmas ornaments | |||
chocolate cream pie against homemade scented candles | |||
tollhouse cookies against homemade stationery | |||
12. |
What clears Bart’s mind of conscious thought? |
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the noise of one hand clapping is no no noise at all | |||
that it is the space between the spokes that makes the wheel useful | |||
that a tree falling in the woods may not make a sound | |||
the understanding that thought is delusion, not awakening | |||
13. |
Who did Bart beat in the semi-final? |
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Milhouse van Houten | |||
Nelson Muntz | |||
Ralph Wiggum | |||
Martin Prince | |||
14. |
The miniature golf tournament is at the 18th hole and all tied between Bart and Todd. The 18th hole features: |
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The Thinker | |||
Easter Island statues | |||
a samurai battle | |||
Abraham Lincoln | |||
15. |
What colour is Marge’s Sunday dress? |
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pink | |||
orange | |||
purple | |||
green | |||