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![]() Bart’s science project consists of notes describing: |
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| what happens when you put various fruit in a slingshot | |||
| the cumulative effect of hot dogs on Homer’s girth | |||
| the smell of a fish left out in the sun | |||
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the potato as “still just a potatoe” | ||
| 2. |
![]() Homer and Flanders’ rivalry kicks off while both are mowing their lawns. Everyone would love crab grass if it was called: |
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| kitten grass | |||
| pizza grass | |||
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elf grass | ||
| money grass | |||
| 3. |
![]() What is Maude’s nickname for Ned? |
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| cream puff | |||
| gingerbread | |||
| marshmallow | |||
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sponge cake | ||
| 4. |
![]() Of the following, which number is not on Flanders’ speed-dial? |
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| Reverend (Home) | |||
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PTA | ||
| Recycling Centre | |||
| Bookmobile | |||
| 5. |
![]() From the noggin of Ned comes a letter of apology to Homer. Which part of it particularly cracks up the Simpson family? |
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the word “bosom” | ||
| the word “cherish” | |||
| the word “forgive” | |||
| the word “brother” | |||
| 6. |
![]() Homer and Bart run into Ned and Todd Flanders at Sir Putt-A-Lot’s Merrie Olde Fun Center. What is at hole #1 of the miniature golf course? |
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| an octopus | |||
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a boxing alligator | ||
| a graveyard with the Angel of Death | |||
| a dinosaur eating a caveman | |||
| 7. |
![]() Sit Putt-A-Lot is holding a miniature golf tournament. What is fourth prize? |
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| pencil | |||
| a plaque saying “fourth place” | |||
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half-price snow cone | ||
| balloon | |||
| 8. |
![]() Homer pushes Bart to take the tournament seriously, and christens Bart’s putter: |
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| Sally | |||
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Charlene | ||
| Roxanne | |||
| Mitzi | |||
| 9. |
![]() Lisa helps Bart on his golf with a trip to the library. What’s the most important book of all? |
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| the Bhavagad Gita | |||
| the I Ching | |||
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the Tao Te Ching | ||
| the Tripitaka | |||
| 10. |
![]() According to Homer, what is the mating call of the loser? |
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May the best man win | ||
| Play a good game, son | |||
| Just have fun out there | |||
| Let us pray no one gets hurt | |||
| 11. |
![]() Ned Flanders’ idea of betting stakes on the miniature golf tournament are: |
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blueberry muffins against homemade wind-chimes | ||
| gingerbread men against homemade Christmas ornaments | |||
| chocolate cream pie against homemade scented candles | |||
| tollhouse cookies against homemade stationery | |||
| 12. |
![]() What clears Bart’s mind of conscious thought? |
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| the noise of one hand clapping is no no noise at all | |||
| that it is the space between the spokes that makes the wheel useful | |||
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that a tree falling in the woods may not make a sound | ||
| the understanding that thought is delusion, not awakening | |||
| 13. |
![]() Who did Bart beat in the semi-final? |
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| Milhouse van Houten | |||
| Nelson Muntz | |||
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Ralph Wiggum | ||
| Martin Prince | |||
| 14. |
![]() The miniature golf tournament is at the 18th hole and all tied between Bart and Todd. The 18th hole features: |
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| The Thinker | |||
| Easter Island statues | |||
| a samurai battle | |||
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Abraham Lincoln | ||
| 15. |
![]() What colour is Marge’s Sunday dress? |
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pink | ||
| orange | |||
| purple | |||
| green | |||