 
	
| 1. |  Bart’s science project consists of notes describing: | ||
| what happens when you put various fruit in a slingshot | |||
| the cumulative effect of hot dogs on Homer’s girth | |||
| the smell of a fish left out in the sun | |||
|   | the potato as “still just a potatoe” | ||
| 2. |  Homer and Flanders’ rivalry kicks off while both are mowing their lawns. Everyone would love crab grass if it was called: | ||
| kitten grass | |||
| pizza grass | |||
|   | elf grass | ||
| money grass | |||
| 3. |  What is Maude’s nickname for Ned? | ||
| cream puff | |||
| gingerbread | |||
| marshmallow | |||
|   | sponge cake | ||
| 4. |  Of the following, which number is not on Flanders’ speed-dial? | ||
| Reverend (Home) | |||
|   | PTA | ||
| Recycling Centre | |||
| Bookmobile | |||
| 5. |  From the noggin of Ned comes a letter of apology to Homer. Which part of it particularly cracks up the Simpson family? | ||
|   | the word “bosom” | ||
| the word “cherish” | |||
| the word “forgive” | |||
| the word “brother” | |||
| 6. |  Homer and Bart run into Ned and Todd Flanders at Sir Putt-A-Lot’s Merrie Olde Fun Center. What is at hole #1 of the miniature golf course? | ||
| an octopus | |||
|   | a boxing alligator | ||
| a graveyard with the Angel of Death | |||
| a dinosaur eating a caveman | |||
| 7. |  Sit Putt-A-Lot is holding a miniature golf tournament. What is fourth prize? | ||
| pencil | |||
| a plaque saying “fourth place” | |||
|   | half-price snow cone | ||
| balloon | |||
| 8. |  Homer pushes Bart to take the tournament seriously, and christens Bart’s putter: | ||
| Sally | |||
|   | Charlene | ||
| Roxanne | |||
| Mitzi | |||
| 9. |  Lisa helps Bart on his golf with a trip to the library. What’s the most important book of all? | ||
| the Bhavagad Gita | |||
| the I Ching | |||
|   | the Tao Te Ching | ||
| the Tripitaka | |||
| 10. |  According to Homer, what is the mating call of the loser? | ||
|   | May the best man win | ||
| Play a good game, son | |||
| Just have fun out there | |||
| Let us pray no one gets hurt | |||
| 11. |  Ned Flanders’ idea of betting stakes on the miniature golf tournament are: | ||
|   | blueberry muffins against homemade wind-chimes | ||
| gingerbread men against homemade Christmas ornaments | |||
| chocolate cream pie against homemade scented candles | |||
| tollhouse cookies against homemade stationery | |||
| 12. |  What clears Bart’s mind of conscious thought? | ||
| the noise of one hand clapping is no no noise at all | |||
| that it is the space between the spokes that makes the wheel useful | |||
|   | that a tree falling in the woods may not make a sound | ||
| the understanding that thought is delusion, not awakening | |||
| 13. |  Who did Bart beat in the semi-final? | ||
| Milhouse van Houten | |||
| Nelson Muntz | |||
|   | Ralph Wiggum | ||
| Martin Prince | |||
| 14. |  The miniature golf tournament is at the 18th hole and all tied between Bart and Todd. The 18th hole features: | ||
| The Thinker | |||
| Easter Island statues | |||
| a samurai battle | |||
|   | Abraham Lincoln | ||
| 15. |  What colour is Marge’s Sunday dress? | ||
|   | pink | ||
| orange | |||
| purple | |||
| green | |||