This week, Krusty the Klown is live from:
|Everslides National Park|
How many times do we hear Bart and Lisa say “Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?”?
Homer is stuck in the waterslide, and Krusty claims this was just an isolated incident. But that’s what he said just before the recall of:
|contaminated Krusty brand pop tarts|
|inflammable Krusty brand children’s pyjamas|
|tainted Krusty brand mayonnaise|
|faulty Krusty brand throwing knives|
Looking around the attic, Homer discovers that Marge once had a crush on:
Homer’s announcement that he is going in a diet references:
|Mr Smith Goes to Washington|
|Gone With the Wind|
What night did Homer start his diet on?
|pork chop night|
|fried chicken night|
Instead of pork chops, Homer gets to eat:
|poached chicken and blanched celery|
|coddled broccoli and bran sticks|
|steamed vegetables and rice cakes|
|brown rice and boiled spinach|
Apu has just enrolled in a screenwriting course because he yearns to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits. He calls it:
|Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey|
|Overworked, Overcharging and Over Here|
|Go Ahead, Make My Squishee|
Marge enrolls in an art class. What is the teacher’s name?
Of the following, what is not one of the finalists in the Springfield Art Exhibition?
|dogs playing table tennis|
|wolves baying at the moon|
|a unicorn looking at a nuclear power plant and asking “Why?”|
Bad timing: Homer Simpson went on a diet, and the donut delivery guy just:
|sent his daughter to college|
|bought a boat|
|signed the papers on a beach house|
|got a Corvette|
Marge is commissioned to do a portrait of Mr Burns that captures his inner beauty. What newspaper comic does Smithers read Mr Burns to make him laugh?
Homer has successfully lost weight and is now using the original notches on his belt. How much does he weigh?
Ringo Starr replies to his fan letter from Marge. What useful information about British culture does he include?
|In England, we call elevators “lifts”|
|In England, we call gasoline “petrol”|
|In England, we call French fries “chips”|
|In England, we call Americans “Yanks”|
Marge’s portrait of Mr Burns is revealed to the public, and Mr Burns thanks Marge for:
|being able to see his inner beauty|
|not painting him as being too skeletal|
|depicting him in a way that is attractive to the ladies|
|not making fun of his genitalia|