| 1. | "Lifetime Supply": The title of the episode refers to Phil having to won a lifetime supply (or, at least 15 years worth) of _____________ on a game show: | ||
| Tennis shoe cleaner | |||
| Staplers and staples | |||
| Sugar cubes | |||
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Razor blades | ||
| 2. | "Lifetime Supply": Cam and Mitchell squabble over awards on the mantle. Mitchell won his for environmental law. Cam's is a testament to his proficiency: | ||
| Shoeing horses | |||
| Baling hay | |||
| Roping calves | |||
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Catching bass | ||
| 3. | "Egg Drop": A prospective birth mother on the cusp of giving Cam and Mitchell her baby reconsiders because of: | ||
| A joke Mitchell makes | |||
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A song Cam sings | ||
| A rhyme Lily recites | |||
| A disapproving look Claire gives | |||
| 4. | "Egg Drop": Gloria and Haley ditch Phil during his seminar. The two were supposed to leave coupons for which item under attendees' seats? | ||
| A cork screw | |||
| A GPS | |||
| A wind chime | |||
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A mouse pad | ||
| 5. | "Little Bo Bleep": Cam's reaction to Lily dropping the f-bomb was: | ||
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Cracking up | ||
| Weeping in shame | |||
| Run from the room, screaming in horror | |||
| Slapping Mitchell | |||
| 6. | "Little Bo Bleep:" Video from the debate, in which Phil tried to defend his _______________, went viral (and was autotuned): | ||
| Rear-ending a police car | |||
| Mis-sending naked cell phone pictures of Claire | |||
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Being found naked in a hotel room | ||
| Appearing to harass a female mail carrier | |||
| 7. | "Me? Jealous?": A cold war ensues between Cam and Gloria when Cam does this while he and Mitchell are staying with Jay and Gloria: | ||
| Corrects Gloria's English | |||
| Breaks the garbage disposal | |||
| Gets all judgy about Gloria's shoes | |||
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Rearranges the kitchen | ||
| 8. | "Me? Jealous?": On the back of a picture that Alex drew for Haley, Haley signed her name, "Mrs. Haley _________": | ||
| Pitt-Clooney | |||
| Justin Bieber | |||
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Jonas Brothers | ||
| Twilight | |||
| 9. | "Aunt Mommy": What happens to Manny right after he finds his 100th lucky heads-up penny? | ||
| He finds a lottery ticket | |||
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He gets tackled and drops a football | ||
| He crashes his bike into a car driven by Luke | |||
| He gives Jay a nosebleed | |||
| 10. | "Aunt Mommy": At the dinner at which Claire agrees to donate an egg for Cam and Mitchell's surrogacy, | ||
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Everyone gets very drunk | ||
| Cam suffers an allergic attack | |||
| Phil constantly stares at a waitress | |||
| Mitchell's phone rings incessantly | |||
| 11. | "Virgin Territory": Luke and Manny booby-trap cookies to frame Lily for spilling milk. Hard to believe, but this plan doesn't exactly work out and leads to ________ slipping on the spilled milk: | ||
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Cam | ||
| Jay | |||
| Claire | |||
| Gloria | |||
| 12. | "Virgin Territory": Alex inadvertently tells Phil that Haley is no longer a virgin as they make a trip to: | ||
| Look at colleges | |||
| See a movie | |||
| Adopt a dog | |||
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Get a doll fixed | ||
| 13. |
"Leap Day": For Cam's |
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| Gone with the Wind | |||
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The Wizard of Oz | ||
| Casablanca | |||
| Mamma Mia | |||
| 14. | "Leap Day": "Nobody calls him grandpa!" Gloria yells in a rage an punches: | ||
| A movie theater manager | |||
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A boat captain | ||
| Phil | |||
| A clown | |||
| 15. | "Send Out the Clowns": The episode begins with the funeral of Cam's clown mentor, who was named Professor: | ||
| Fussbottom | |||
| Floppyshoes | |||
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Ringmaster | ||
| Rednose | |||
| 16. | "Send Out the Clowns": Claire's own daughters haven't accepted her friend request, although this superstar has: | ||
| Gallagher | |||
| Ke$ha | |||
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Adele | ||
| Matt Lauer | |||
| 17. | "Election Day": Claire first loses a tooth in the episode when: | ||
| A reporter's microphone hits her in the mouth | |||
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She tries to bite a tag off her jacket | ||
| Jay accidentally head-butts her | |||
| She eats a cherry ice cream cone | |||
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By way of explanation.....
Later at a radio station a Claire vs. microphone incident exacerbates the dental difficulties |
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| 18. | "Election Day": Thanks to a malfunction with their car-mounted PA system, Cam and Mitchell cast aspersions on a woman's: | ||
| Appearance | |||
| Child | |||
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Boyfriend | ||
| Vehicle | |||
| 19. | "The Last Walt": Claire has this unusual habit when delivering bad news in the episode: | ||
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She grins | ||
| She winks | |||
| She giggles | |||
| She does a hair flip | |||
| 20. | "The Last Walt": Claire and Phil see Luke letting himself into Walt's house. The boy emerges with: | ||
| A picture frame | |||
| A goldfish bowl | |||
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A television | ||
| A box of VCR tapes and albums | |||
| 21. | "Planes, Trains and Cars": Lilly loses a precious toy in a subway car during the episode. It's a stuffed: | ||
| Bear | |||
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Bunny | ||
| Swan | |||
| Turtle | |||
| 22. | "Planes, Trains and Cars": During the episode, family members travel via each of the following, except for: | ||
| Subway | |||
| Convertible | |||
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Private plane | ||
| Helicopter | |||
| 23. | "Disneyland": Ethan roughs up Dylan while the latter wears a costume of this character: | ||
| Baloo | |||
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Little John | ||
| Goofy | |||
| Tweedle Dee or Dum | |||
| 24. | "Disneyland": Sharing this food at work led Phil contracting the flu: | ||
| A pickle | |||
| Cotton candy | |||
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Orange juice | ||
| Chips and dip | |||
| 25. | "Tableau Vivant": An encounter with this kitchen appliance nearly spells disaster for Cam: | ||
| Microwave | |||
| Food processor | |||
| Toaster oven | |||
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Garbage disposal | ||
| 26. | "Tableau Vivant": Alex's art teacher calls her: | ||
| Axel | |||
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Alice | ||
| Lexie | |||
| Alastair | |||
| 27. | "Baby on Board": Who is the first member of the family to learn from Cam that he and Mitchell were getting a baby (it sure wasn't Claire)? | ||
| Jay | |||
| Phil | |||
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Gloria | ||
| Oh, OK it was Claire | |||
| 28. | "Baby on Board": A Very Dramatic Scene plays out in a hallway of the hospital. On hand is a: | ||
| Pool boy | |||
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Priest | ||
| Judge | |||
| Film director | |||