| 1. | "The Shrink, The Dare, Her Date, and Her Brother": Jane and Max engage in one of their stupid competitions over this article of clothing: | ||
| Suspenders | |||
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A sweater | ||
| Tiger-striped pajama bottoms | |||
| A knit cap | |||
| 2. | "The Shrink, The Dare, Her Date, and Her Brother": Max places out-calls to both members of this duo who have an awkward ("Are hip hop and rap the same thing?") lunch together: | ||
| Dave and Penny | |||
| Alex and Dave | |||
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Brad and Alex | ||
| Alex and Jane | |||
| 3. | "Meat the Parrots": Alex getting a racist, homophobic parrot from Craigslist reveals that which of the gang shares a birthday with Hitler (and Carmen Electra)? | ||
| Jane | |||
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Brad | ||
| Dave | |||
| Max | |||
| 4. | "Meat the Parrots": Dave has a run-in with which eco-celebrity at the weird convention his dad and Penny's mom brings him to? | ||
| Natalie Portman | |||
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Ed Begley, Jr. | ||
| Gwyneth Paltrow | |||
| Sheryl Crow | |||
| 5. | "Makin' Changes!": Brad wants to go back to Old Brad, so he tapes a stunt for Black Ass that involved: | ||
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Pudding cups and mousetraps | ||
| Razor blades and lemon juice | |||
| Syringes and fire extinguishers | |||
| Cupcakes and rakes | |||
| 6. | "Makin' Changes!": The upshot of Penny completely changing her boyfriend ("He still says 'sick!' and 'dog!' - and sadly, never when referring to a sick dog) is: | ||
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He gets engaged to his old girlfriend | ||
| He realizes he's gay | |||
| He starts wearing nothing but Dave's discarded V-necks | |||
| He turns psychotic | |||
| 7. |
"The St. Valentine's Day Maxssacre": Who among the group is the source of a surprising amount of knowledge about St. Valentine? |
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Alex | ||
| Penny | |||
| Dave | |||
| Max | |||
| 8. | "The St. Valentine's Day Maxssacre": Valentine's Day doesn't go exactly as planned for anyone. Each of the following happens, except: | ||
| Alex gets arrested for prostitution | |||
| Dave misses out on a threesome | |||
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Max's limo bursts into flame | ||
| Brad gets drugged at the dentist's | |||
| 9. | "Everybody Loves Grant": Grant helps the girls with their problem of always seeming to have ________ stuck in the garbage disposal: | ||
| Silverware | |||
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Chicken bones | ||
| Costume jewelry | |||
| Ivory chopsticks | |||
| 10. | "Everybody Loves Grant": Couples that have dinner with Brad and Jane usually want to have sex with them. It's most likely due to a little trick that Brad performs with: | ||
| The sizzling plate fajitas are served on | |||
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Breadsticks | ||
| The salt and pepper shakers | |||
| Candlesticks | |||
| 11. | "The Butterfly Effect Effect": For the majority of the episode, Max acts not unlike this animal: | ||
| A lion | |||
| A dragon | |||
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A bear | ||
| A butterfly, duh | |||
| 12. | "The Butterfly Effect Effect": What causes the actual Spring Smackdown between Brad and Jane? | ||
| Brad has been exchanging Facebook messages with his ex-girlfriend | |||
| Jane disparages Robin Williams | |||
| Brad wants to go to a strip club | |||
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A door was left open | ||
| 13. | "Cocktails & Dreams": Everybody has sexdreams about: | ||
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Dave | ||
| Alex | |||
| Brad | |||
| Max | |||
| 14. | "Cocktails & Dreams": The episode features a cameo by this second-generation actor: | ||
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Colin Hanks | ||
| Emma Roberts | |||
| Alexander Skarsgard | |||
| Bryce Dallas Howard | |||
| 15. | "The Kerkovich Way": The movie that Alex claims she watched with Brad and Jane the night she slept with Dave - yeah, that movie. What movie was it again? | ||
| The Breakfast Club | |||
| Fried Green Tomatoes | |||
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Mamma Mia | ||
| Good Will Hunting | |||
| 16. | "The Kerkovich Way": Alex postulates the existence of an alternate reality, in which there's another Alex, who lacks her mastery of this form of dance: | ||
| Interpretive | |||
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Krunk | ||
| Safety | |||
| Jazz-tap | |||
| 17. | "The Kerkovich Way": The masterstroke of Jane Kerkovich Way-ing Brad was the insertion of this in his teeth: | ||
| Steak | |||
| A raisin | |||
| Spinach | |||
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Popcorn | ||
| 18. | "Party of Six": We learn that Max was fired from a restaurant for selling _________ out back: | ||
| Soup recipes | |||
| Spice sets | |||
| Partially drunk bottles of artesian water | |||
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Partially eaten steak | ||
| 19. | "Party of Six": What type of music is featured at the restaurant where Brad once took Jane to dump her? | ||
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Mariachi | ||
| String quartet | |||
| Barbershop | |||
| Disco | |||
| 20. | "You Snooze, You Bruise": Jane's new laissez-faire approach to governing the condo gives rise to this home-based operation: | ||
| Dog grooming | |||
| Cupcakery | |||
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Math tutoring | ||
| Tupperware party | |||
| 21. | "You Snooze, You Bruise": After challenging the gym bully to a fight, Dave walks away making taunting noises somewhat reminiscent of this animal: | ||
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Monkey | ||
| Dog | |||
| Parrot | |||
| Snake | |||
| 22. | "Big White Lies": This getaway figures into the lies that the groups spin during the episode: | ||
| A treehouse | |||
| A country club clubhouse | |||
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A lake house | ||
| A ski chalet | |||
| 23. | "Big White Lies": So many lies. The lies told in the episode include all of the following, except for: | ||
| Dave's dying | |||
| Jane's pregnant | |||
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Brad was born white | ||
| Alex is a lesbian | |||
| 24. | "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)": Jane was originally excluded from Derek's wedding because he had organized the wedding party: | ||
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By height | ||
| By hair color | |||
| On a good/evil scale | |||
| By neuroses | |||
| 25. | "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)": Max is reluctant to rejoin these guys, one of Alex's top three favorite Chicago-based all-male Madonna cover bands: | ||
| Madonald | |||
| Like a Player | |||
| Material Earl | |||
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Mandonna | ||