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April showing Ron __________ leads him to throwing him out his computer:
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The CIA World Fact Book
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Google Earth
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Google Maps
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Alta Vista
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Chris says that both Leslie and Ben are __________ governmental employees right before he announces that they will be appearing before an ethics investigation
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Stupendous
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Ideal
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Phenomenal
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Exemplary
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3.
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Leslie wants to get a feel for the room in which her trial will take place, so she arrives:
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At 3:00 am
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The night before
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At 2:30 am
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At 6:00 am
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4.
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Ben presents Leslie with a gift of a stuffed doll resembling:
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Susan B. Anthony
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Madeline Albright
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Lil Sebastian
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Leslie Knope
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5.
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What was the nickname of Marcus Everett Langley, Pawnee's greatest lawyer at the time?
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Pizzaface Langley
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Old Stoneface
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Pockmark Marcus
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Sandblast
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6.
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If Chris doesn't maintain a very high dose of herbal remedies, he will:
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Lose control of his bodily functions
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*Literally* die of heartbreak
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Resort to unpleasantries
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Become depressed
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7.
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Sarah Nelson Quindell was set adrift on Lake Michigan:
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Publicly blowing a kiss to a suitor
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Exposing her elbows outdoors
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Whistling within 100 yards of a church
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Letting a curl of her hair fall loose
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8.
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As the special treatment Leslie received as the result of her relationship with Ben, she lists:
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Sweet lullabies and dreamy scrapbooking time
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Adorable nicknames and amazing backrubs
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Warm slippers and soothing phone calls
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Butterfly kisses and secret winks
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9.
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When you sit back and let your reputation be destroyed, you go down in history as:
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A shame monster
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A civic venereal disease
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A pussy bunion
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A frozen whore
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10.
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As proof of when her relationship with Ben started, Leslie produces:
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A receipt from a skywriter
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An email attachment
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A signing telegram
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A hilarious doodle
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11.
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Rebuking the charge that he and Leslie had dated, Tom stated doing so would be like dating:
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His older sister's elderly aunt
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Someone you'd scam on after a Mouse Rat concert
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His first grade teacher
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One of the church ladies who invade the donut shop
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12.
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Ron can tell Tammy II is in the building, because he can smell:
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Rotting flesh
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Brimstone
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Stale vinegar
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Sulphur
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13.
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Chris's last witness is George Williams from:
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City planning
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Public Works
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Sewage & Sanitation
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The City Auditor's Office
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14.
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Leslie reflects win Ron in front of a mural called:
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Harlots and Heroes
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Bad Pawnee, Good Pawnee
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From Dark to Light and Back into Dark
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River of Tears Waters the Valley of Freedom
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15.
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The stenographer's recording of meeting between Chris and Ben contains a lot of:
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Gleeful giggling
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Hiccups
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Muffled screams
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Crying noises
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