Live from the Springfield Centre for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century! Who are the wrestlers?
|Godzilla Malone and Jock “the Croc” Roberts|
|Greg “the Maniac” Hammer and Clyde the Deranged Dentist|
|Rasputin the Friendly Russian and Professor Werner von Brawn|
|Andre the Genius and the Mighty Shabu-Shabu|
Rasputin has the reach, but the professor has his patented:
This Saturday,for one night only, your life will be changed forever at the Springfield Speedway? Who is not performing in the year’s biggest monster truck rally?
|Mike “Cowboy” Whitaker|
|Don “Crusher” Woodard|
|John “the Skunk” Trumane|
|the Team Tomomatsu Dirtbiking Dunkmasters|
Lisa’s music recital is that Saturday and if Homer misses it, he’d better start looking for a child therapist on Sunday. What is the first piece played at the recital?
|the 1812 Overture, by Tchaikovsky|
|Requiem, by Mozart|
|Air on the G-Strong, by Bach|
|Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony|
The Simpsons’ car is eaten by Truckasaurus. Where does Marge put the insurance check?
The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain Lance Murdoch will risk a grizzly death by leaping over a tank of water containing all of the following except:
|man-eating great white sharks|
|the king of the jungle, one African lion|
Dr Hibbert introduces Bart to children who have been hurt by stunts they saw on television, movies and the legitimate stage. At the hospital are all of the following are:
|a boy who broke his leg trying to fly like Superman|
|a boy whose brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match|
|a boy who cut his face trying to crack a whip like Indiana Jones|
|the patients being treated in the Three Stooges ward|
Inspired by Lance Murdoch, Bart successfully does all of the following stunts on his skateboard, except:
|jumping the pool|
|jumping several dogs|
|jumping over Homer|
|jumping over Groundskeeper Willie’s tractor|
Bart decides to jump Springfield Gorge on his skateboard. Why does Otto think about Springfield Gorge?
|that one day he would like to jump it while driving the school bus|
|that you could throw a dead body in there and no one would ever find it|
|that it is so gnarly to have one of the seven wonders of the world right here in Springfield|
|that it’s just like in those cartoons, where that dumb dog chases after that big purple chicken|
Lance Murdoch has broken every bone in his body. The last one to break was his:
|sixth cervical vertebra|
|left pinkie toe-bone|
Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world! What is another fringe benefit of daredevilry?
|ice cream and Jell-O|
Homer goes upstairs to see Bart, only to find he has already left for Springfield Gorge. What game was Homer planning to play with Bart?
Homer has tried all of the following to keep Bart from jumping Springfield Gorge, except:
|reasoning with him|
|watching his every move|
What does Homer say to Bart after he’s convinced his son not to try jumping Springfield Gorge?
|“Son, I always knew you were a good boy. I can’t believe I almost had to jump the gorge to prove...”|
|“You know boy, I don’t think I’ve ever felt as close to you as I do right...”|
|“Thank you son. Stopping me from going through with this crazy idea just shows how much you love...”|
|“I’m glad we had this talk, boy. Lately I’ve felt we’ve been drifting apart...”|
How many times does Homer fall down Springfield Gorge?