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![]() Live from the Springfield Centre for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century! Who are the wrestlers? |
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| Godzilla Malone and Jock “the Croc” Roberts | |||
| Greg “the Maniac” Hammer and Clyde the Deranged Dentist | |||
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Rasputin the Friendly Russian and Professor Werner von Brawn | ||
| Andre the Genius and the Mighty Shabu-Shabu | |||
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![]() Rasputin has the reach, but the professor has his patented: |
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| gorilla press | |||
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coma lock | ||
| guillotine choke | |||
| anaconda hold | |||
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![]() This Saturday,for one night only, your life will be changed forever at the Springfield Speedway? Who is not performing in the year’s biggest monster truck rally? |
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Mike “Cowboy” Whitaker | ||
| Don “Crusher” Woodard | |||
| John “the Skunk” Trumane | |||
| the Team Tomomatsu Dirtbiking Dunkmasters | |||
| 4. |
![]() Lisa’s music recital is that Saturday and if Homer misses it, he’d better start looking for a child therapist on Sunday. What is the first piece played at the recital? |
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| the 1812 Overture, by Tchaikovsky | |||
| Requiem, by Mozart | |||
| Air on the G-Strong, by Bach | |||
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Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony | ||
| 5. |
![]() The Simpsons’ car is eaten by Truckasaurus. Where does Marge put the insurance check? |
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| her purse | |||
| her pocket | |||
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her hair | ||
| her bosom | |||
| 6. |
![]() The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain Lance Murdoch will risk a grizzly death by leaping over a tank of water containing all of the following except: |
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| man-eating great white sharks | |||
| ravenous piranhas | |||
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bone-crushing anacondas | ||
| the king of the jungle, one African lion | |||
| 7. |
![]() Dr Hibbert introduces Bart to children who have been hurt by stunts they saw on television, movies and the legitimate stage. At the hospital are all of the following are: |
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| a boy who broke his leg trying to fly like Superman | |||
| a boy whose brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match | |||
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a boy who cut his face trying to crack a whip like Indiana Jones | ||
| the patients being treated in the Three Stooges ward | |||
| 8. |
![]() Inspired by Lance Murdoch, Bart successfully does all of the following stunts on his skateboard, except: |
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| jumping the pool | |||
| jumping several dogs | |||
| jumping over Homer | |||
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jumping over Groundskeeper Willie’s tractor | ||
| 9. |
![]() Bart decides to jump Springfield Gorge on his skateboard. Why does Otto think about Springfield Gorge? |
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| that one day he would like to jump it while driving the school bus | |||
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that you could throw a dead body in there and no one would ever find it | ||
| that it is so gnarly to have one of the seven wonders of the world right here in Springfield | |||
| that it’s just like in those cartoons, where that dumb dog chases after that big purple chicken | |||
| 10. |
![]() Lance Murdoch has broken every bone in his body. The last one to break was his: |
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| pelvis | |||
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right thumb-bone | ||
| sixth cervical vertebra | |||
| left pinkie toe-bone | |||
| 11. |
![]() Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world! What is another fringe benefit of daredevilry? |
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| world travel | |||
| morphine | |||
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sponge baths | ||
| ice cream and Jell-O | |||
| 12. |
![]() Homer goes upstairs to see Bart, only to find he has already left for Springfield Gorge. What game was Homer planning to play with Bart? |
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| catch | |||
| pepper | |||
| wiffle-ball | |||
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pickle | ||
| 13. |
![]() Homer has tried all of the following to keep Bart from jumping Springfield Gorge, except: |
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| ordering him | |||
| punishing him | |||
| reasoning with him | |||
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watching his every move | ||
| 14. |
![]() What does Homer say to Bart after he’s convinced his son not to try jumping Springfield Gorge? |
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| “Son, I always knew you were a good boy. I can’t believe I almost had to jump the gorge to prove...” | |||
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“You know boy, I don’t think I’ve ever felt as close to you as I do right...” | ||
| “Thank you son. Stopping me from going through with this crazy idea just shows how much you love...” | |||
| “I’m glad we had this talk, boy. Lately I’ve felt we’ve been drifting apart...” | |||
| 15. |
![]() How many times does Homer fall down Springfield Gorge? |
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| zero | |||
| once | |||
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twice | ||
| three times | |||