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Live from the Springfield Centre for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century! Who are the wrestlers? |
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Godzilla Malone and Jock “the Croc” Roberts | |||
Greg “the Maniac” Hammer and Clyde the Deranged Dentist | |||
Rasputin the Friendly Russian and Professor Werner von Brawn | |||
Andre the Genius and the Mighty Shabu-Shabu | |||
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Rasputin has the reach, but the professor has his patented: |
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gorilla press | |||
coma lock | |||
guillotine choke | |||
anaconda hold | |||
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This Saturday,for one night only, your life will be changed forever at the Springfield Speedway? Who is not performing in the year’s biggest monster truck rally? |
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Mike “Cowboy” Whitaker | |||
Don “Crusher” Woodard | |||
John “the Skunk” Trumane | |||
the Team Tomomatsu Dirtbiking Dunkmasters | |||
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Lisa’s music recital is that Saturday and if Homer misses it, he’d better start looking for a child therapist on Sunday. What is the first piece played at the recital? |
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the 1812 Overture, by Tchaikovsky | |||
Requiem, by Mozart | |||
Air on the G-Strong, by Bach | |||
Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony | |||
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The Simpsons’ car is eaten by Truckasaurus. Where does Marge put the insurance check? |
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her purse | |||
her pocket | |||
her hair | |||
her bosom | |||
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The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain Lance Murdoch will risk a grizzly death by leaping over a tank of water containing all of the following except: |
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man-eating great white sharks | |||
ravenous piranhas | |||
bone-crushing anacondas | |||
the king of the jungle, one African lion | |||
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Dr Hibbert introduces Bart to children who have been hurt by stunts they saw on television, movies and the legitimate stage. At the hospital are all of the following are: |
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a boy who broke his leg trying to fly like Superman | |||
a boy whose brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match | |||
a boy who cut his face trying to crack a whip like Indiana Jones | |||
the patients being treated in the Three Stooges ward | |||
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Inspired by Lance Murdoch, Bart successfully does all of the following stunts on his skateboard, except: |
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jumping the pool | |||
jumping several dogs | |||
jumping over Homer | |||
jumping over Groundskeeper Willie’s tractor | |||
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Bart decides to jump Springfield Gorge on his skateboard. Why does Otto think about Springfield Gorge? |
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that one day he would like to jump it while driving the school bus | |||
that you could throw a dead body in there and no one would ever find it | |||
that it is so gnarly to have one of the seven wonders of the world right here in Springfield | |||
that it’s just like in those cartoons, where that dumb dog chases after that big purple chicken | |||
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Lance Murdoch has broken every bone in his body. The last one to break was his: |
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pelvis | |||
right thumb-bone | |||
sixth cervical vertebra | |||
left pinkie toe-bone | |||
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Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world! What is another fringe benefit of daredevilry? |
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world travel | |||
morphine | |||
sponge baths | |||
ice cream and Jell-O | |||
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Homer goes upstairs to see Bart, only to find he has already left for Springfield Gorge. What game was Homer planning to play with Bart? |
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catch | |||
pepper | |||
wiffle-ball | |||
pickle | |||
13. |
Homer has tried all of the following to keep Bart from jumping Springfield Gorge, except: |
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ordering him | |||
punishing him | |||
reasoning with him | |||
watching his every move | |||
14. |
What does Homer say to Bart after he’s convinced his son not to try jumping Springfield Gorge? |
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“Son, I always knew you were a good boy. I can’t believe I almost had to jump the gorge to prove...” | |||
“You know boy, I don’t think I’ve ever felt as close to you as I do right...” | |||
“Thank you son. Stopping me from going through with this crazy idea just shows how much you love...” | |||
“I’m glad we had this talk, boy. Lately I’ve felt we’ve been drifting apart...” | |||
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How many times does Homer fall down Springfield Gorge? |
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zero | |||
once | |||
twice | |||
three times | |||