What did Conan O’Brien lose in the war of 2012?
|his freakishly long legs|
|his beautiful mane of ginger hair|
|his ability to string dance|
What might help the Planet Express gang forget about the moldy old antics of Conan O’Brien?
At the après-ski, what does Bender use to serve himself some fine cognac?
|a carafe and a curly straw|
|a human skull|
|a watering can|
Fry must be using an archaic pronounciation for Xmas, like when he says:
|isn’t instead of idn’t|
|ask instead of aks|
|library instead of liberry|
|often instead of off-ten|
Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years – gone the way of the poodle and Fry’s primitive notions of:
Zoidberg receives a Santa Claws card from his cousin:
The orphan Bender meets at the Our Motherboard of Mercy Liquor Kitchen is named:
|the Artful Roomba|
What does the pet store salesman consider to be the best animal?
|the edible monkey|
|the volcanic skunk|
|the invisible snake|
|the electric snail|
The gag where Fry is hanging for his life from the digital clock is a reference to which classic comedy movie?
|A Night At The Opera|
In 2801, the Friendly Robot Company built a robotic Santa to determine who’d been nice and who’s been naughty. But something went wrong. The voice of Santa Claus is provided by:
On the fourth day of Xmas, Bender and his robot pals steal all of the following, except:
|four family heirlooms|
|three jars of pennies|
|two dead husbands|
|a slipper on a shoe tree|
What is so naughty that Santa has to add it to his list right away?
|framing an orphan|
|looting a funeral|
|mugging a widow|
What did Hermes buy Zoidberg as a gift?
Everyone has been very naughty. Very naughty indeed. Except for Dr. Zoidberg. What does he receive as a gift?
|a hula hoop|
|a pogo stick|
|a rocking horse|
Santa is exploded out of the Planet Express chimney, not to return until next year. What is for dinner?
|turkey stuffed with stink lizards|