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![]() It’s book report day at Springfield Elementary. What book does Martin Prince report on? |
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The Old Man and the Sea, by Ernest Hemingway | ||
The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger | |||
The Grapes of Wrath, by John Steinbeck | |||
Moby Dick, by Herman Melville | |||
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![]() Bart’s book report is on Treasure Island, which he has not read. When challenged by Mrs Krabappel to name the pirate in Treasure Island, he names: |
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Bluebeard | ||
Captain Nemo | |||
Captain Hook | |||
Peg Leg Pete | |||
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![]() Bart hasn’t been paying attention to a word Mrs Krabappel said. What was the last thing she said? |
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“It’s your own time you’re wasting!” | |||
“That’s just your problem, you never try!” | |||
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“Straighten up and fly right!” | ||
“I’m not going to say this again!” | |||
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![]() Instead of doing homework, Bart is at the Noiseland Video Arcade, playing: |
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Rudolf’s Christmas Rampage | |||
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Escape from Grandma’s House | ||
Junkyard Fighting Championship | |||
Schoolyard Revenge | |||
5. |
![]() It’s Big Gorilla Week on Million Dollar Movie! What big gorilla movie do Bart and Homer watch together? |
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Gorilla At Large | |||
Bride of the Gorilla | |||
Kongo: The Littlest Gorilla | |||
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Gorilla the Conqueror | ||
6. |
![]() Lisa got an A to her vocabulary test, so it is pasted on the fridge, along with all her other tests. What is Bart’s contribution to the fridge? |
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a drawing of a cat | ||
a drawing of a dog | |||
a drawing of a pig | |||
a drawing of Homer | |||
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![]() Bart hasn’t studied for his American History test, but Sherri and Terri are willing to provide all of the following answers except: |
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the Pilgrims landed at sunny Acapulco | |||
the name of the Pilgrims’ boat was the Spirit of St Louis | |||
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the Pilgrims made it through winter thanks to some friendly bears | ||
the Pilgrims left England because of giant rats | |||
8. |
![]() Crisis brings out the best in Simpson. The school nurse diagnoses Bart with what disease? |
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advanced uromysitisis | |||
mestastic sclerosis | |||
apotixic macrovirus | |||
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amoria phlebitis | ||
9. |
![]() In exchange for Martin teaching Bart how to study, Bart gives Martin lessons on how not be a poindexter. However, Martin comes up with a mathematical formula explaining: |
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the negative correlation between one’s vocabulary and one’s number of friends | |||
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how the potential for mischief varies inversely with one’s proximity to the authority figure | ||
the complementary relationship between the magnitude of someone’s difference from the social norm, and their level of persecution | |||
how the pride a young lad takes in his achievements is positively associated with the probability that he will suffer a wedgie | |||
10. |
![]() Bart’s lessons continue. What prank does Martin play? |
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pretending to vomit in the cafeteria | |||
sneaking laxatives into the teacher’s lounge coffee pot | |||
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pushing another boy into the girl’s lavatory | ||
applying super-glue to the toilet seats | |||
11. |
![]() What is the last refuge of a scoundrel? |
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patriotism | |||
democracy | |||
libertarianism | |||
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prayer | ||
12. |
![]() This episode marks the first time we hear Bart say: |
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Ay caramba! | |||
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Cowabunga! | ||
Eat my shorts! | |||
I’m Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? | |||
13. |
![]() It’s Snow Day, the funnest day in the history of Springfield. Who are playing hockey? |
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Grampa Simpson and Jasper | |||
Moe and Barney | |||
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Principal Skinner and Mrs Krabappel | ||
Mr Burns and Smithers | |||
14. |
![]() At the First Continental Congress, what is John Hancock doing? |
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inventing the sled | |||
building a snow fort to defend against the hated British | |||
putting snow down John Adams’ back | |||
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writing his name in the snow | ||
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![]() What applied knowledge does Bart demonstrate that gets him extra credit (and a passing grade of D-minus) on the history test? |
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Braddock’s defeat at the Battle of the Monongahela | |||
the failure of Washington’s embassy to the French in the Upper Ohio | |||
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the surrender of Fort Necessity to the French in 1754 | ||
the Battle at Jumonville Glen | |||