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At the outset, Chris and Tom agree that Jerry is the __________ on the New Font Project:
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Creative whatever
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Man behind the man
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#3
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Assistant to the assistant director
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2.
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Smallest Park will be built on the site from which a _________ was removed:
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A pay phone
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A fire hydrant
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A directional kiosk
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The Pawnee Civic Pride Pavilion
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3.
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Terryville sucks old car tires, and so does ..... no, he was one of the greatest men in history:
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Larry Bird
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Gandhi
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Jesus Christ
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There's little resistance from the committee, primarily because there was no __________ on the park:
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Cost-benefit analysis
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Troublesome surveying
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Zoning oversight commission
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Environmental impact study
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Of all of his co-workers, Andy is one of the few that Ron:
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Does not actively root against
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Does not wish bodily harm
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Looks at as a distant, distant, distant relative
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Thinks offers a glimmer of hope for a Swansonesque future
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6.
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The only good font, according to Tom, is the one from:
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True Blood
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The Office
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Entourage
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The Sopranos
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"For what it's worth, I think you'd be an incredible ________ - Ron Swanson."
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Freedom fighter
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Anti-government revolutionary
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Brunette
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Republican
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Intent to drag out the park's development, Leslie invites you to the grand opening of Smallest Park, coming on November 12:
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2029
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2070
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2049
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2101
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At the hearing, one of the Pawneeans is very wary of the park being associated with:
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Basketball
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Street food
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Frisbees
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Pot
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Andy makes his course selection at random, and winds up in Womens' Studies, where he and April are transfixed by the tale of:
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Harriet Tubman
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Susan B. Anthony
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Joan of Arc
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Mary Todd Lincoln
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Trying to whip up controversy about the park, Leslie circulates brochures stating the park will feature ___________ every night at midnight:
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Basketball
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Fireworks
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Salsa dancing
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Public demonstrations
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Andy doesn't have the $940 for a ticket to women, so he plans to:
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Beg for money on the street like a drug addict
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Finally go along with the other members of Mouse Rat and totally sell out
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To sell his blood, as long as it's not more than a gallon a day
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Allow April to develop her topless one-woman show at the Snakehole lounge
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Tom gets the idea for the Parks and Recreation redesign from:
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A woodcarving on Ron's desk
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Donna's description of Saturday morning cartoons
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A retro Jay-Z video
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Jerry's original ID card
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14.
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One thing that Ron promised himself when he buried gold in his back yard is:
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To never let the government get its hands on it
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To never be a miser about it
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To give it to anyone not named Tammy
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To use it to prevent someone from doing something indescribably stupid
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On his first day of class, Andy tells the professor that women should be taught about each of the following, except for:
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The proper way to heat up a TV dinner
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Football
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UFC
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Empowering prostitution
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