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Leslie and Ben are these two nation-states for Model UN in the episode:
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Iceland and Argentina
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Mexico and South Korea
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Vatican City and Colombia
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Denmark and Peru
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According to Andy, this country has never been the bad guys:
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Germany
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North Korea
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Motherless Russia
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France
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Meanwhile, April wants to base her participation on this decidedly non-country entity, or she'll quit:
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The oceans
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Volcanoes
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The moon
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Earthquakes
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4.
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Ron has to do these to his toenails every two weeks, as they're too strong for clippers.
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Burn them down
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Sand them down
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Pull them out
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Laser them off
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5.
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Ron has spotted Tom spraying cologne samples at:
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The Quick Stop
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Bloomingdale's
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Macy's
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Pawnee Emporium
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Chris wants to launch this type of endeavor to determine why Millicent hasn't returned his phone calls:
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Full-scale investigation
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Blue-ribbon panel
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Fact-finding committee
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Sarcasm-less inquest
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Ron interviews an old man named Courtney for Tom's job. Courtney spent a good deal of time in this country, where ethnic girls grow on trees:
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Cuba
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Red China
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Mexico
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Canada
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Leslie wants Ben to tread water while she is pulled away from Model UN for:
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A photo op
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A meet-n-greet
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A ribbon cutting
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An interview with Perd Hapley
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Andy acquires an impressive number of these from other countries' delegates:
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Rhinos
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Elephants
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Lions
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Vultures
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What does interviewee Keith want to get out of Tom's job?
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One month of money
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Some quality tail
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Political contacts
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Free snacks
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"The only thing I'll be waiving is:"
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Your lifeless corpse from a flagpole
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Your severed limbs to lead the band at your funeral procession
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Your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother
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A white flag of surrender followed by the red flag of Gotcha, Suckas!
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Before Ben and Leslie derail the conference, the Model UN was pursuing a solution to this world-wide problem:
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Population control
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Hunger
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Depletion of natural resources
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Why are boys so mean
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13.
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When Ben is upset, he becomes a really bad roommate. Like, as April suggests, he:
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Takes really long sadness baths
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Blasts whiny emo music
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Hogs all the comforters to build his own pillow forts
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Mopes around with demented the melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine
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14.
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If you rearrange the letters in Peru, you can spell:
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Europe
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Rupee
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Puree
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Pure
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15.
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As Ben and Leslie reach detente, Ben regrets telling Leslie a fantasy about:
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Elle McPherson baking him cupcakes
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Cindy Crawford giving him a nude pedicure
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An army of female wizards led by Carol Alt
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Kathy Ireland doing naked aerobics
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