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Caroline and Lloyd are having a meeting with their marriage counselor Dr. Wong. Caroline goes into detail about a dream she had involving Lloyd's head on a platter. What does she say was sticking out of Lloyd's ear?
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His toe
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His tongue
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His penis
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His finger
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What does Gus get all over himself at the scene of the robbery, and smell like throughout the film?
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Gasoline
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Poop
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Rotten eggs
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Pee
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Lloyd confesses to Dr. Wong that he once told Jesse he could get a part time job. What kind of business did Jesse start?
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An escort service
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Selling cheat sheets
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Selling stolen goods
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Selling weed
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Gus tries to hurt Cannibal the dog by throwing something at him. What does Gus throw at Cannibal which the dog then breaks in half?
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A wrench
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A pool ball
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A rock
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A baseball bat
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Caroline tries to insist to Gus that, "Lloyd's is no ___ I can vouch for that."
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Hero
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Fighter
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Snitch
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Tough guy
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6.
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Jesse is trying to blackmail Siskel with photos he took. The photos show:
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Siskel hurting another student
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Siskel stealing
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Siskel taking bribes
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Siskel cheating on his wife
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7.
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What kind of store does Lloyd run (Caroline is quick to point out that it's his mother's)?
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Furniture
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Clothing
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Antique
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Craft
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8.
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Connie reminds her husband what happened last time he ate Caroline's cooking. He ______ for a week.
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Had diarrhea
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Couldn't get out of bed
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Puked
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Had gas
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Gus calls a bar looking for Murray. Although Murray isn't there, a _______ named Murray is present.
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Disgusting f**king dog turd
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F**king waste of life
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Brain dead loser
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Stupid piece of $hit
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10.
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Lloyd and Jesse like to remind people that their last name Chasseur is 18th century _____.
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Gaelic
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Norwegian
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Huguenot
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Swedish
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11.
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Gus is able to get Caroline to come clean about what lie?
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Quitting drinking
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Where she's been going at nights
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Quitting smoking
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Her spending habits
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12.
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What symbol of Christmas is Jesse accused of taking?
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A star
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Santa Claus
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A angel
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Baby Jesus
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Santa brings Caroline a fruitcake over as a present. Gus takes a bite and immediately spits out. What does Caroline say the fruitcake is made out of, and not to get it?
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Rubbing alcohol
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Alum
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Vinegar
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Dog food
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What kind of restaurant did Lloyd open, only to have it fail?
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Italian
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Polish
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Mexican
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French
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Connie asks, "What kind of people would catch a criminal just to let him go?" Her daughter answers:
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Americans
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Democrats
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Republicans
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Politicians
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What holiday film do the cops tape over the crime scene video?
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A Christmas Carol
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The Grinch who Stole Christmas
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It's a Wonderful Life
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Miracle on 34th Street
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Gus says,"It's official - ____ is the fifth ring of Hell."
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Pennsylvania
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Vermont
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Massachusetts
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Connecticut
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18.
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Gus tells the Chasseurs that their family needs _____.
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An off switch
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A shut the f**k up pill
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A mute
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Lock jaw
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Gus explains to Jesse that Murray is an real idiot. He says Murray still can't figure out why _____ was canceled:
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I Love Lucy
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Happy Days
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The Munsters
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Gilligan's Island
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20.
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What type of theme does Caroline create for her family for dinner?
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Scandinavian
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Turkish
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Japanese
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Ethiopian
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21.
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Gus tells Connie that if she _____ her son again, he's gonna stick a pig's head right up her a$$.
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Yells at
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Cusses at
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Hits
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Belittles
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Connie is very excited about her Christmas presents from mother Rose. What does Connie get?
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A loofah sponge
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A sweater
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Hand towels
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Slipper socks
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23.
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Connie's never heard of such a Christmas. Connie has had to endure stories involving drugs, sex and:
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Women being set on fire
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Grave robberies
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Robbing old people
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Babies being eaten by their parents
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24.
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Gus says to Mother Rose, "Lady your husband ain't dead, he's:"
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Just wised up
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Hiding
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Ran away
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Scared $hitless
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25.
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What do Gus and Murray steal to get out of town?
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A truck
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A car
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A boat
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An RV
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