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"_______ is going to be here to free you free you from your flesh."
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Ree-yoh
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Sklar
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Magraph
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Zorp
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2.
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The cult calls themselves the:
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Plausiblists
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Reasonablists
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Prudentists
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Validists
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3.
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Tom and Jean Ralphio started out with $450K when Entertainment 720 started. At the end of the company's run, they each have about this much left:
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$5K
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$25K
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$.5K
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Oddly enough, $720
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4.
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Tom says that Entertainment 720 is up in Company Heaven, along with this search engine company
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Ask Jeeves
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Overture
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Infoseek
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Alta Vista (wink)
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5.
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Andy's Bucket List contains each of the following, except:
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Make the most amazing grilled cheese ever
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Catch the game winning touchdown at the Super Bowl
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Winning a sled dog race with a team of wiener dogs
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Ride a unicycle
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6.
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Ron likes the Zorpies, because he supports total freedom of religion, and they will buy his:
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Picnic baskets
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Flutes
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Hand-carved stools
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Scrolls
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7.
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Leslie gets waaaaaay flustered when this female Pawneean expresses interest in Ben:
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Brandi Maxxxx
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Joan Callamezzo
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Shauna Malwae-Tweep
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Tammy I
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8.
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Ron plays which of the following for the Zorpists?
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Symphony for the Righteous Destruction of Humanity in E Minor
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Fugue for the Remorseless Souls in B-flat Major
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The Dirge for the Scouring of Mankind, Verses 1-4 and 15
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Highland Reel for the Cleansing of the Earth
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9.
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It seems to be part of the Zorpist canon that when The Surveyor comes, he's gonna:
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Flay you with a chainsaw
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Boil you skin with his ultramental powers
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Burn your flesh off
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Rearrange your appendages
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10.
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Jerry, as this person, is holding a butter knife to Janet Snakehole's throat until Bert Macklin jumps through a sliding glass door:
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Serge Dietrichson
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Diego LaMancha
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Nguyen Van Falk
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Mikhail Petrov
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Trying to prevent further Ben-Shauna contact, Leslie drives Ben to an abandoned gas station that she claims was once owned by:
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Mick Jagger
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Ben Stein
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Janet Reno
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Peyton Manning
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12.
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Ron wouldn't mind being reincarnated as a:
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Ball-peen hammer
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Socket wrench
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Anvil
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Meat cleaver
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13.
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Lucy arrives at the End of the World Party because:
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Jean Ralphio felt kinda bad about the (whispered) embezzlement
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Detlef Schrempf owed Tom one
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Jean Ralphio wanted to hit that
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Jean Ralphio had her on retainer
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14.
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For their great road trip adventure, April and Andy acquire wheels by:
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Stealing her dad's car
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Highjacking an ambulance
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Boosting a school bus
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Distracting a rental car company employee
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At the Grand Canyon, Andy and April are taken aback by the natural beauty, though Andy is left wondering where all the _________ are:
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Faces
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Hot dog vendors
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Alligators
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Surfers
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