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Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 features which ethnic mismatch? |
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a Canadian man and a Mexican woman | |||
an Italian man and an English woman | |||
a Swedish man and a Greek woman | |||
a French man and an American woman | |||
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Attention Springfield! How low will you go? This Saturday, our judges will select the lowest, most disgusting nitwit in town. Who is the sponsor? |
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Beef-O-Ghetti | |||
Toaster Pies | |||
Grandma Plopwell’s Pudding | |||
Gorilla’s Choice Bananas | |||
3. |
The most disgusting contestant will not win a trip to Maui but to |
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Hartford, Connecticut | |||
Providence, Rhode Island | |||
Manchester, New Hampshire | |||
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania | |||
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Bart, the Human Garbage Disposal will swallow anything, and I mean anything, you people throw. But please, no more what? |
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car keys | |||
batteries | |||
cigarette lighters | |||
spark plugs | |||
5. |
Barney drinks all six cans from a six-pack at once. But what was his real act? |
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juggling chickens | |||
punching a cow | |||
putting a badger down his pants | |||
drum solo wearing nothing but a tube sock | |||
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After writing an outrages letter to the Springfield Shopper, Lisa is invited to attend a secret meeting, provided she brings a dessert. What dessert does she bring? |
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a pie | |||
brownies | |||
a Swiss roll | |||
a cheesecake | |||
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Lisa is invited to join Mensa, an organization for people with high IQs and also a constellation visible only from the Southern Hemisphere. Which Springfielder is not a member of Mensa? |
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Seymour Skinner | |||
Comic Book Guy | |||
Melvin Van Horne | |||
Lindsay Neagle | |||
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Only one person in a million would find the above T-shirt funny. What’s the name of that ratio? |
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the Dennis Miller ratio | |||
the Al Franken ratio | |||
the George Carlin ratio | |||
the Gary Larson ratio | |||
9. |
Dr Hibbert is tired of living in a town where the smartest have no power and the stupidest ruin everything. Maybe he should move back to: |
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Tennessee | |||
Alabama | |||
Mississippi | |||
South Carolina | |||
10. |
Springfield has moved up to #299 on the list of America’s 300 most liveable cities. Which city should take that? |
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Gary, Indiana | |||
Flint, Michigan | |||
East St. Louis, Kansas | |||
Camden, New Jersey | |||
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Professor Frink has invented a really useful invention. What is it? |
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a sarcasm detector | |||
a monster-o-meter | |||
an intra-bovine ice cream maker | |||
a death ray | |||
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In the other storyline, Homer got second prize – a free boudoir photography session. Of the following costumes, which do we not see in his album? |
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bear | |||
astronaut | |||
fireman | |||
gladiator | |||
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Today, Springfield embarks on a new era of intelligent governance. The new council has all of the following ideas except: |
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a ban on all barbaric sports, including push-ups | |||
replacing the dog track with a puppet theatre | |||
permission to breed once every seven years | |||
a broccoli juice program | |||
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Stephen Hawking arrives to see Springfield’s utopia, only to discover it’s more of a Fruitopia. We see all of the following gadgets on his wheelchair except: |
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an automatic toothbrush | |||
a hand holding a bunch of flowers | |||
a spring-loaded boxing glove | |||
helicopter blades | |||
15. |
Who does Homer think is right? |
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Christopher Reeve | |||
Franklin Roosevelt | |||
Professor Xavier | |||
Larry Flynt | |||