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![]() Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 features which ethnic mismatch? |
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| a Canadian man and a Mexican woman | |||
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an Italian man and an English woman | ||
| a Swedish man and a Greek woman | |||
| a French man and an American woman | |||
| 2. |
![]() Attention Springfield! How low will you go? This Saturday, our judges will select the lowest, most disgusting nitwit in town. Who is the sponsor? |
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| Beef-O-Ghetti | |||
| Toaster Pies | |||
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Grandma Plopwell’s Pudding | ||
| Gorilla’s Choice Bananas | |||
| 3. |
![]() The most disgusting contestant will not win a trip to Maui but to |
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Hartford, Connecticut | ||
| Providence, Rhode Island | |||
| Manchester, New Hampshire | |||
| Harrisburg, Pennsylvania | |||
| 4. |
![]() Bart, the Human Garbage Disposal will swallow anything, and I mean anything, you people throw. But please, no more what? |
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| car keys | |||
| batteries | |||
| cigarette lighters | |||
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spark plugs | ||
| 5. |
![]() Barney drinks all six cans from a six-pack at once. But what was his real act? |
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juggling chickens | ||
| punching a cow | |||
| putting a badger down his pants | |||
| drum solo wearing nothing but a tube sock | |||
| 6. |
![]() After writing an outrages letter to the Springfield Shopper, Lisa is invited to attend a secret meeting, provided she brings a dessert. What dessert does she bring? |
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a pie | ||
| brownies | |||
| a Swiss roll | |||
| a cheesecake | |||
| 7. |
![]() Lisa is invited to join Mensa, an organization for people with high IQs and also a constellation visible only from the Southern Hemisphere. Which Springfielder is not a member of Mensa? |
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| Seymour Skinner | |||
| Comic Book Guy | |||
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Melvin Van Horne | ||
| Lindsay Neagle | |||
| 8. |
![]() Only one person in a million would find the above T-shirt funny. What’s the name of that ratio? |
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the Dennis Miller ratio | ||
| the Al Franken ratio | |||
| the George Carlin ratio | |||
| the Gary Larson ratio | |||
| 9. |
![]() Dr Hibbert is tired of living in a town where the smartest have no power and the stupidest ruin everything. Maybe he should move back to: |
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| Tennessee | |||
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Alabama | ||
| Mississippi | |||
| South Carolina | |||
| 10. |
![]() Springfield has moved up to #299 on the list of America’s 300 most liveable cities. Which city should take that? |
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| Gary, Indiana | |||
| Flint, Michigan | |||
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East St. Louis, Kansas | ||
| Camden, New Jersey | |||
| 11. |
![]() Professor Frink has invented a really useful invention. What is it? |
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a sarcasm detector | ||
| a monster-o-meter | |||
| an intra-bovine ice cream maker | |||
| a death ray | |||
| 12. |
![]() In the other storyline, Homer got second prize – a free boudoir photography session. Of the following costumes, which do we not see in his album? |
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| bear | |||
| astronaut | |||
| fireman | |||
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gladiator | ||
| 13. |
![]() Today, Springfield embarks on a new era of intelligent governance. The new council has all of the following ideas except: |
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| a ban on all barbaric sports, including push-ups | |||
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replacing the dog track with a puppet theatre | ||
| permission to breed once every seven years | |||
| a broccoli juice program | |||
| 14. |
![]() Stephen Hawking arrives to see Springfield’s utopia, only to discover it’s more of a Fruitopia. We see all of the following gadgets on his wheelchair except: |
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| an automatic toothbrush | |||
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a hand holding a bunch of flowers | ||
| a spring-loaded boxing glove | |||
| helicopter blades | |||
| 15. |
![]() Who does Homer think is right? |
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| Christopher Reeve | |||
| Franklin Roosevelt | |||
| Professor Xavier | |||
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Larry Flynt | ||