Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644 features which ethnic mismatch?
|a Canadian man and a Mexican woman|
|an Italian man and an English woman|
|a Swedish man and a Greek woman|
|a French man and an American woman|
Attention Springfield! How low will you go? This Saturday, our judges will select the lowest, most disgusting nitwit in town. Who is the sponsor?
|Grandma Plopwell’s Pudding|
|Gorilla’s Choice Bananas|
The most disgusting contestant will not win a trip to Maui but to
|Providence, Rhode Island|
|Manchester, New Hampshire|
Bart, the Human Garbage Disposal will swallow anything, and I mean anything, you people throw. But please, no more what?
Barney drinks all six cans from a six-pack at once. But what was his real act?
|punching a cow|
|putting a badger down his pants|
|drum solo wearing nothing but a tube sock|
After writing an outrages letter to the Springfield Shopper, Lisa is invited to attend a secret meeting, provided she brings a dessert. What dessert does she bring?
|a Swiss roll|
Lisa is invited to join Mensa, an organization for people with high IQs and also a constellation visible only from the Southern Hemisphere. Which Springfielder is not a member of Mensa?
|Comic Book Guy|
|Melvin Van Horne|
Only one person in a million would find the above T-shirt funny. What’s the name of that ratio?
|the Dennis Miller ratio|
|the Al Franken ratio|
|the George Carlin ratio|
|the Gary Larson ratio|
Dr Hibbert is tired of living in a town where the smartest have no power and the stupidest ruin everything. Maybe he should move back to:
Springfield has moved up to #299 on the list of America’s 300 most liveable cities. Which city should take that?
|East St. Louis, Kansas|
|Camden, New Jersey|
Professor Frink has invented a really useful invention. What is it?
|a sarcasm detector|
|an intra-bovine ice cream maker|
|a death ray|
In the other storyline, Homer got second prize – a free boudoir photography session. Of the following costumes, which do we not see in his album?
Today, Springfield embarks on a new era of intelligent governance. The new council has all of the following ideas except:
|a ban on all barbaric sports, including push-ups|
|replacing the dog track with a puppet theatre|
|permission to breed once every seven years|
|a broccoli juice program|
Stephen Hawking arrives to see Springfield’s utopia, only to discover it’s more of a Fruitopia. We see all of the following gadgets on his wheelchair except:
|an automatic toothbrush|
|a hand holding a bunch of flowers|
|a spring-loaded boxing glove|
Who does Homer think is right?