1. |
In the opening couch gag, who is waiting for the arrival of the Simpsons? |
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Frankenstein and the Mummy | |||
King Kong and Godzilla | |||
Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees | |||
an Alien and a Predator | |||
2. |
In “Hell Toupée”, Snake is testing out a new comb at the Kwik-E-Mart. What does he dip the comb in before running it through his hair? |
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chocolate pudding | |||
the hot dog grease tray | |||
nacho cheez | |||
hot sauce | |||
3. |
Snake is arrested and because it’s his third strike, he is sentenced to death – tonight on Fox! Who is the host of World’s Deadliest Executions? |
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Pat Sajak | |||
Ed McMahon | |||
Carson Daly | |||
Bob Saget | |||
4. |
What type of execution only seems to be broadcast during sweeps? |
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crucifixion | |||
stretching | |||
decapitation | |||
the alligator pit | |||
5. |
With his new hair transplant, Homer looks just like _____________, but with his fly open. |
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Michael Landon | |||
Danny Partridge | |||
Christopher Reeve | |||
Roger Moore | |||
6. |
Snake’s hair uses Homer as a vehicle to gain revenge on his enemies. What breakfast cereal is Moe eating when Snake/Homer kills him? |
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Kolon Kleanser | |||
Suicide Flakes | |||
Viagra Crisp | |||
Penicill-O’s | |||
7. |
In “The Terror or Tiny Toon”, Bart and Lisa are trapped in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, and collapse laughing when: |
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Itchy responds to Scratchy’s “trick or treat” with a bazooka | |||
Itchy makes Scratchy’s head into a jack o’lantern | |||
Itchy replaces the apples in the apple-bob with lit cherry bombs | |||
Scratchy eats Itchy’s candy, which is stuffed with razor blades, mousetraps and TNT | |||
8. |
This Itchy and Scratchy episode features a special guest appearance by: |
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Road Runner | |||
Yosemite Sam | |||
Yogi Bear | |||
Poochie | |||
9. |
Regis and Kathie Lee are making a big pot of soup. According to Regis, what really gives it a zing? |
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cayenne pepper | |||
garlic | |||
cilantro | |||
lime | |||
10. |
Homer had better find the right button on the remote control to press, before Itchy and Scratchy: |
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hook up a hose to the fire hydrant labelled “piranhas” | |||
read the instruction manual for the Super Death Laser | |||
divert the railroad so the train heads straight for them | |||
finish programming an atomic bomb | |||
11. |
In “Starship Poopers”, Maggie has been acting up. What does Dr. Hibbert prescribe? |
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fire – and lots of it | |||
garlic – and lots of it | |||
sulphuric acid – and lots of it | |||
nitroglycerin – and lots of it | |||
12. |
What religion are Kang and Kodos? |
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Galactic Baptists | |||
Space Methodists | |||
Quantum Presbyterians | |||
Mormons | |||
13. |
To put Marge at ease, Kang and Kodos recreated the most common spawning locations of her species. What is not one of them? |
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the back seat of a Camaro | |||
a donut store restroom | |||
a friend’s wedding | |||
the alley behind a porno theatre | |||
14. |
When Kang shows up to reveal Maggie’s parentage, there’s only one man who can settle an argument this bizarre: Jerry Springer. What’s today’s topic? |
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My Daddy’s A Space Monster | |||
I Fertilised A Human Female | |||
Big Time Baby Daddy Drama | |||
My Wife Knocked Boots With A Space Stud | |||
15. |
Kang and Kodos threaten to destroy all our leaders in Washington. Who does Bart remind them not to forget? |
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Rush Limbaugh | |||
Hillary Clinton | |||
Ken Starr | |||
Clarence Thomas | |||