In the opening couch gag, who is waiting for the arrival of the Simpsons?
|Frankenstein and the Mummy|
|King Kong and Godzilla|
|Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees|
|an Alien and a Predator|
In “Hell Toupée”, Snake is testing out a new comb at the Kwik-E-Mart. What does he dip the comb in before running it through his hair?
|the hot dog grease tray|
Snake is arrested and because it’s his third strike, he is sentenced to death – tonight on Fox! Who is the host of World’s Deadliest Executions?
What type of execution only seems to be broadcast during sweeps?
|the alligator pit|
With his new hair transplant, Homer looks just like _____________, but with his fly open.
Snake’s hair uses Homer as a vehicle to gain revenge on his enemies. What breakfast cereal is Moe eating when Snake/Homer kills him?
In “The Terror or Tiny Toon”, Bart and Lisa are trapped in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, and collapse laughing when:
|Itchy responds to Scratchy’s “trick or treat” with a bazooka|
|Itchy makes Scratchy’s head into a jack o’lantern|
|Itchy replaces the apples in the apple-bob with lit cherry bombs|
|Scratchy eats Itchy’s candy, which is stuffed with razor blades, mousetraps and TNT|
This Itchy and Scratchy episode features a special guest appearance by:
Regis and Kathie Lee are making a big pot of soup. According to Regis, what really gives it a zing?
Homer had better find the right button on the remote control to press, before Itchy and Scratchy:
|hook up a hose to the fire hydrant labelled “piranhas”|
|read the instruction manual for the Super Death Laser|
|divert the railroad so the train heads straight for them|
|finish programming an atomic bomb|
In “Starship Poopers”, Maggie has been acting up. What does Dr. Hibbert prescribe?
|fire – and lots of it|
|garlic – and lots of it|
|sulphuric acid – and lots of it|
|nitroglycerin – and lots of it|
What religion are Kang and Kodos?
To put Marge at ease, Kang and Kodos recreated the most common spawning locations of her species. What is not one of them?
|the back seat of a Camaro|
|a donut store restroom|
|a friend’s wedding|
|the alley behind a porno theatre|
When Kang shows up to reveal Maggie’s parentage, there’s only one man who can settle an argument this bizarre: Jerry Springer. What’s today’s topic?
|My Daddy’s A Space Monster|
|I Fertilised A Human Female|
|Big Time Baby Daddy Drama|
|My Wife Knocked Boots With A Space Stud|
Kang and Kodos threaten to destroy all our leaders in Washington. Who does Bart remind them not to forget?