1. | Pop Culture Gimme, Part 1: If you are living under a pop culture rock, then you will miss this question. What is the news circulating this week about Kim Kardashian? | ||
She is pregnant already. | |||
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She has already filed for divorce. | ||
A wedding night sex tape is now being shopped around. | |||
She has officially quit both reality shows to save her marriage. | |||
By way of explanation.....
If you had 72 days in your office pool for the length of the marriage, you win. |
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2. | Pop Culture Gimme, Part 2: Which celebrity law breaker is once again heading back to jail for 30 days for violating probation on a 2007 drunk driving charge? | ||
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Lindsay Lohan | ||
Charlie Sheen | |||
Tom Sizemore | |||
Andy Dick | |||
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Halloween Wrap-up, Part 1: Which celeb, known for her extravagant Halloween parties, brought us this rather low-key look this year:![]() |
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Tyra Banks | |||
Kathy Griffin | |||
Courtney Love | |||
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Heidi Klum | ||
4. | Halloween Wrap-up, Part 2: Monday's broadcast of this show brought the long-awaited return of the legendary Slutty Pumpkin: | ||
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Halloween Wrap-up, Part 3: To the shock of |
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Mummy (get it? hilarity!) | ||
Baby | |||
Stork | |||
Tuna (remember, this is Jessica Simpson we're talking about) | |||
By way of explanation.....
Dig ![]() Thank you for attending the Jess Simpson 2011 Def Comedy Jam |
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6. | Nude photo scandal, Part 1: Scarlett Johansson, whose nude photos were linked online earlier in the fall, explained the shots were taken for then-husband Ryan Reynolds. ScarJo then offered this assessment of the shots: | ||
"I got the lighting just right" | |||
"I think I'll start a coffee table book of celebrity cell-phone nudes" | |||
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"I know my best angles" | ||
"I'll bring them to my next casting call" | |||
7. | Nude photo scandal, Part 2: Meanwhile, the pilfered topless shot trend continued, as photos of a woman bearing resemblance, at least, to this young star were posted on the net, and might bring about legal action: | ||
Emma Watson | |||
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Taylor Swift | ||
Jennifer Lawrence | |||
Demi Lovato | |||
8. |
knock...knock Who's there? Skyfall Skyfall who? Skyfall, _________. |
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the name of the new Coldplay album | |||
the unnecessary sequel to last year's Skyline | |||
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the title of the next James Bond film | ||
the newest competitor to Skype | |||
9. | Tragedy befell the set of _______ this past week when a stuntman was killed and another was seriously injured in an explosion. | ||
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The Expendables 2 | ||
The Dark Knight Rises | |||
The Avengers | |||
Fast & Furious: 6 Pack | |||
10. | Rumors of throat cancer dog this songbird as she has been seeing doctors about what ails her vocal chords: | ||
Rihanna | |||
Nelly Furtado | |||
Shakira | |||
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Adele | ||
11. | Charlie Sheen will attempt to revive his flailing career when his new series Anger Management hits the airwaves in Spring 2012. What network is just crazy enough to have landed the show? | ||
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12. | A week after ABC launched Once Upon a Time, NBC brought a similar-themed show to the airwaves. The title of the Peacock Network's program bears what fairy-tale related name? | ||
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Grimm | ||
Aesop | |||
Scheherazade | |||
Mother Goose | |||
13. | Late night host ___________ returned to his roots as he broadcast his show during the week from ____________. | ||
David Letterman / his home state of Indiana | |||
Craig Ferguson / his native Scotland | |||
Carson Daly / his old stomping grounds in MTV's Times Square studios | |||
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Conan O'Brien / his former place of employment, New York City | ||
14. | If you're like us, you *just last week* found out that New Girl star Zooey Deschanel was married to this dude, and now *just this week* the two are getting a divorce. So, are you just like us? | ||
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Why yes, I just also learned that she'd been married to the guy from Death Cab for Cutie | ||
Yup, I just found out that she'd been married to one of the Backstreet Boys | |||
No, I didn't know that it was possible not to know that she'd been married to the star of CSI: Miami | |||
No, I've always known that she was married to one of the Kings of Leon. Any idiot knows that | |||
15. | Paternity, theoretically: World famous celebrity unexpectedly, we assume, may be sued for child support by a young fan who stated that she bore the his child recently, and now wants support from her baby daddy. | ||
Rob Kardashian | |||
Justin Timberlake | |||
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Justin Bieber | ||
Glee's Cory Monteith | |||
16. | Paternity, actually: Hats off to this 51-year-old who became a new dad this week: | ||
Billy Bob Thornton | |||
Dennis Quaid | |||
Denzel Washington | |||
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Hugh Grant | ||
17. | RIP, theoretically: JK Rowling shocked Harry Potter aficionados this week with her admission that she seriously considered killing off which mainstay of the books part-way through the series: | ||
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Ron | ||
Hermione | |||
Hagrid | |||
Harry himself | |||
18. | RIP, actually: SLW pours one out for Gil Cates, uncle of actress Phoebe, who gained fame as a producer of this entertainment extravaganza: | ||
The Super Bowl | |||
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The Oscars | ||
The MTV Video Music Awards | |||
The People's Choice Awards | |||
19. | Survivor winner ______ got unfortunate, yet familiar news this week that ______. | ||
Richard Hatch / he was being charged with tax evasion again despite being currently in jail. | |||
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Ethan Zohn / his cancer has returned. | ||
Amber Brkich / Boston Rob is leaving her for the girl he had an alliance with last season. | |||
Tina Weston / runner-up Colby Donaldson still outearns her. | |||
By way of explanation.....
While the Tina choice may be true, this is not news this week. SLW sends well wishes to Ethan. |
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20. | Regrets, anyone? Jessica Biel admitted this week that her biggest one was losing to Rachel McAdams for a role in _________. (SLW is happy because, despite loving her, we just can't see Biel in the part.) | ||
Mean Girls | |||
Sherlock Holmes | |||
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The Notebook | ||
Red Eye | |||