1. | Dear ________: Please just $&(#W+@ announce that you're pregnant already, cause we all know you are, and that you're just stringing anyone who cares along until some tabloid ponies up enough deniro to make it worth your while. | ||
Mary Kate Olsen | |||
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Jessica Simpson | ||
Kristen Stewart | |||
Khloe Kardashian | |||
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If there's a Reality TV Hall of Fame, it may likely include __________'s Rupert Boneham![]() who announced this week that he may run for governor of Indiana; |
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Survivor | ||
Top Chef | |||
Big Brother | |||
American Idol | |||
3. | American Idol totally wasn't the right answer to the previous question. But the show made a bit of news this week when which of its alums released a new album titled Stronger. | ||
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4. | Saturday Night Live, the lighter side: Say hey to this former SNL cast member, who was awarded the Mark Twain prize for humor at the Kennedy Center this week: | ||
Phil Hartman | |||
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Will Ferrell | ||
Jon Lovitz | |||
Chevy Chase | |||
5. | Saturday Night Live, the darker side: Which SNL alum reveals years of drug abuse and destructive behavior, including being taken from the studio in a straightjacket, in his new autobiography, "God If You're Not Up There, I'm F--ked,"? | ||
Ron Schneider | |||
Dana Carvey | |||
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Darrell Hammond | ||
Chris Kattan | |||
6. | Movie guru Tyler Perry has cast in his upcoming film The Marriage Counselor which of the following unlikely pop culture icons? | ||
Keith Richards | |||
Roseanne | |||
Paris Hilton | |||
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Kim Kardashian | ||
7. | Sports and entertainment collided at the World Series for the National Anthem. The star of what Fox show sang the patriotic tune before Game 4? | ||
Bones | |||
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The New Girl | ||
Raising Hope | |||
House | |||
By way of explanation.....
It was Zooey Deschanel, who also serves as the singing half of the group She & Him. |
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8. | Happy 10th birthday to the following, which has probably influenced your life more than teachers, religion, legitimate news outlets, your parents and government officials combined: | ||
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In a move all too long/all too soon in coming, Lindsay Lohan will be posing for Playboy. Whether the shoot will be nude or not (our source Slick Mickey from TMZ says: full frontal), Lilo will be payed upwards of this amount for the spread: Here's a hint: ![]() |
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$100,000 | |||
$10 million | |||
$250,000 | |||
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$1 million | ||
10. | While Lindsay was looking to better herself through nudity, the following also occurred this week in Lohan-land: | ||
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Father Michael was arrested TWICE related to domestic violence | ||
Mother Dina is being investigated for tax evasion | |||
Sister Ali was arrested on drug charges | |||
Lindsay herself began serving an 90 day prison term for parole violation | |||
11. | A Few Words About Reality TV, Part 1: Adding insult to...more insult, this celeb was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars after being called an Ewok and a "cute little penguin" by judges: | ||
David Arquette | |||
Hope Solo | |||
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Chaz Bono | ||
Carson Kressley | |||
12. | A Few Words About Reality TV, Part 2: Meanwhile, this reality offering not only wrapped its ninth season, but also announced the cast for its All Stars edition coming next year: | ||
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13. | Model/sometimes actress Emma Heming is expecting her first child. So go ahead and address all your congratulatory gift to her and this movie tough guy, to whom she is married: | ||
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Bruce Willis | ||
Jason Statham | |||
Keanu Reeves | |||
Jet Li | |||
14. | News of the Recently Deceased, Part 1: The new biography of ______ is likely to be Amazon.com Inc's top-selling book of 2011, a spokeswoman at the Internet retailer said on Monday. | ||
Bubba Smith | |||
Elizabeth Taylor | |||
Amy Winehouse | |||
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Steve Jobs | ||
15. | News of the Recently Deceased, Part 2: In the matter of what singer's death, the official coroner’s inquest releases the verdict of 'death by misadventure,' which involved alcohol levels five times the legal limit? | ||
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Amy Winehouse | ||
Michael Jackson | |||
Warrant's Jani Lane | |||
Nick Ashford | |||
16. | Who'd have thought that people like scary movies around Halloween? (That was rhetorical.) With $__ million, Paranormal Activity 3 secured its placed as the highest grossing October debut. | ||
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42 | |||
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53 | ||
76 | |||
17. | Remember comedian Orlando Jones? Neither do we...until, that is, he made news this week with a tweet suggesting someone kill this well-known figure: | ||
Jay Leno | |||
Steven Spielberg | |||
Rush Limbaugh | |||
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Sarah Palin | ||
18. | ABC went straight for this cliche fairy tale phrase for the name of its new series that premiered last Sunday to strong ratings against both football and baseball. | ||
Happily Ever After | |||
Awoke with a Kiss | |||
Mirror on the Wall | |||
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Once Upon a Time | ||
19. | With the Jersey Shorification of MTV seemingly all but complete, the network decided to throw a bone to its old-school fans and begin new episodes of this chestnut: | ||
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20. | Which American Idol personality was set to make an appearance/performance in Paraguay but had to cancel because a fall in the shower required emergency dental surgery? | ||
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Steven Tyler | ||
Jennifer Lopez | |||
Ryan Seacrest | |||
Randy Jac...hahaha...like he's being paid for appearing anywhere. | |||
By way of explanation.....
Therefore, Joe Perry has another reason to be mad at Tyler. |
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